Cunning Chess Players Win!

Are you hopelessly straightforward and trustful? We, the subtle,
convoluted, and bold players of the Exposition Park Chess Club
[http://chess.expoparkla.com/] very greatly desire the attendance of
wily chess players.
This coming first Sunday of the month, Feb. 5th, will be the
occasion of a free, unrated, open, three-round chess tournament. Cash
prizes will *NOT* be awarded, but the names of the winners will be
published in the Los Angeles area print media, posted transnationally
in this major, chess-related Usenet newsgroup [rec.games.chess.misc],
as well as celebrated worldwide on our chess club's Web site
[http://chess.expoparkla.com/]. Indeed, early registration (at least 48
hours in advance!) is easiest by visiting our Web site; Follow the link
"online signup".
Players of all skill levels, from the greenest beginner to rated
Master, are invited to compete in this tournament. Registration, on the
day of the tournament, begins at 1:00 PM and closes promptly at 1:30
PM. The tournament site is the Exposition Park Library
[http://www.lapl.org/branches/06.html], located in the USC vicinity
[http://www.lapl.org/branches/maps/06-m.html].
The Library's address and contact information is:

Exposition Park Regional Library
3665 South Vermont Avenue
Los Angeles, California 90007
Tel: 1 323 732 0169
Fax: 1 213 612 0540

The Library, with its ample lot parking, opens on Sunday at 1:00
PM, the same time at which in-person tournament registration begins.
Competitors should arrive early so that no delays occur.
By playing in this tournament you will act boldly, display
heroism, dream greatly, encourage the wavering, recruit President Bush
into the ACLU [http://www.aclu.org/] - well, maybe not the ACLU thing.
Let nothing deter you! Come to this Sunday's tournament for a most
challenging time of chess playing!

P.S.: Because of the large attendance that we've had at various of our
previous tournaments, it is strongly advised that if you *want to be
certain* of being able to play, you should BRING YOUR OWN CHESS SET,
BOARD, AND CLOCK!!