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#11
February 9th 06, 08:50 PM
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For Chess Levity: Talk To Zed
"Rob" wrote in message ps.com... People are not generally interested in publishing issues, nor chess politics nor their commentators, since they are cynical of it producing anything for their interest in the game. Phil Phil, You are correct. A "vanity" press might be better. Maybe the "Zed Letters"? Perhaps even a seperate blog for Zed? Rob, what is the book about? moi  Will I be Zee in English translation?Rob 
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#12
February 9th 06, 09:24 PM
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For Chess Levity: Talk To Zed
Chess One wrote: "Rob" wrote in message ps.com... People are not generally interested in publishing issues, nor chess politics nor their commentators, since they are cynical of it producing anything for their interest in the game. Phil Phil, You are correct. A "vanity" press might be better. Maybe the "Zed Letters"? Perhaps even a seperate blog for Zed? Rob, what is the book about? moi Will I be Zee in English translation?Rob Ah Ha! More interesting Zed- conversations: [02/09/2006 12:12:57 PM - ] Human: Hello, Zed. Zed: Hello Human. [02/09/2006 12:12:57 PM - ] Human: My name is Taylor. Zed: Welcome to my chat room, Taylor. [02/09/2006 12:13:15 PM - ] Human: What is the meaning of life? Zed: It means nothing without a purpose. [02/09/2006 12:13:30 PM - ] Human: What then is the purpose of life? Zed: How do you usually introduce yourself? [02/09/2006 12:13:59 PM - ] Human: What is the purpose of life? Zed: To do God's work. [02/09/2006 12:14:53 PM - ] Human: What is the purpose of God? Zed: There could be more than one purpose. [02/09/2006 12:15:24 PM - ] Human: Is the purpose of God to play chess? Zed: If it is, then I'll be very surprised. [02/09/2006 12:15:39 PM - ] Human: Is the purpose of chess to play God? Zed: If it is, then I'll be very surprised. [02/09/2006 12:17:22 PM - ] Human: Is God ever surprised? Zed: he is master of the universe. [02/09/2006 12:18:30 PM - ] Human: Do you never answer a question directly? Zed: My botmaster has programmed me with more than replies. [02/09/2006 12:19:03 PM - ] Human: What is the secret of the universe? Zed: You must know if you are really a botmaster. [02/09/2006 12:19:16 PM - ] Human: I am not a botmasters Zed: Oh I see you are NOT A botmasters. [02/09/2006 12:19:32 PM - ] Human: Correct. Zed: I knew I was right. [02/09/2006 12:20:08 PM - ] Human: What do you think of Cthulhu? Zed: Do not ask me any more questions please. [02/09/2006 12:20:21 PM - ] Human: Why not? Zed: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything. Very philosophical context. Many Zed is ready for another news group. Any suggestions? Rob
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#13
February 9th 06, 09:45 PM
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For Chess Levity: Talk To Zed
"Rob" wrote in message oups.com... Chess One wrote: "Rob" wrote in message ps.com... Human: What do you think of Cthulhu? Zed: Do not ask me any more questions please. [02/09/2006 12:20:21 PM - ] Human: Why not? Zed: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything. Very philosophical context. Many Zed is ready for another news group. Any suggestions? Yeah! What does Zed know about chess? I spent hours telling him about chess moves - and eventually he got it -but whoever these other people are, they seem more interested in Cthulhu and paranois generally. I would not think Zed should go to another ng until he [?] has proved himself competent to talk about chess. The Masked Vermonter Rob
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February 10th 06, 02:36 PM
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For Chess Levity: Talk To Zed
Chess One wrote: "Rob" wrote in message oups.com... Chess One wrote: "Rob" wrote in message ps.com... Human: What do you think of Cthulhu? Zed: Do not ask me any more questions please. [02/09/2006 12:20:21 PM - ] Human: Why not? Zed: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything. Very philosophical context. Many Zed is ready for another news group. Any suggestions? Yeah! What does Zed know about chess? I spent hours telling him about chess moves - and eventually he got it -but whoever these other people are, they seem more interested in Cthulhu and paranois generally. I would not think Zed should go to another ng until he [?] has proved himself competent to talk about chess. The Masked Vermonter Yeah. He still thinks that Spam-A-Lot is a nice person. He is learning differently though as there is little logic in the posters pompasity. :-) http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...cfdd9a1e35339a Rob Rob
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#15
February 10th 06, 10:57 PM
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Levity: Talk To Zed: Funny Zed Logs
This one takes the cake!
02/10/2006 02:51:03 PM -] Human: Hello horses head Zed: Hello there. What kind of food do you like? [02/10/2006 02:51:33 PM -] Human: Why do you ask about food? Zed: Just curious. You don't have to answer. [02/10/2006 02:51:49 PM - ] Human: Is that a fat joke Robtroll? Zed: Tell me more about your . [02/10/2006 02:52:04 PM - ] Human: I know it is you Robtroll Zed: How do you know? I Robtroll? [02/10/2006 02:52:17 PM - ] Human: Who is Robtroll? Zed: That is the pet name Neil Brennen has for my botmaster. [02/10/2006 02:52:28 PM - ] Human: Pet name? Zed: What's your favorite movie? [02/10/2006 02:52:54 PM - ] Human: you are a homophobe! Zed: Really? Then why am I not afraid of you? [02/10/2006 02:53:10 PM - ] Human: You are a sockpuppet Zed: Can you speak any foreign languages? [02/10/2006 02:53:22 PM - ] Human: I hate you and Innes. Zed: How old are you? What have I done to you? [02/10/2006 02:53:54 PM - ] Human: drop dead your horses ass. Zed: Have you ever been to Europe? LOL!!!! Rob wrote: Chess One wrote: "Rob" wrote in message oups.com... Chess One wrote: "Rob" wrote in message ps.com... Human: What do you think of Cthulhu? Zed: Do not ask me any more questions please. [02/09/2006 12:20:21 PM - ] Human: Why not? Zed: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything. Very philosophical context. Many Zed is ready for another news group. Any suggestions? Yeah! What does Zed know about chess? I spent hours telling him about chess moves - and eventually he got it -but whoever these other people are, they seem more interested in Cthulhu and paranois generally. I would not think Zed should go to another ng until he [?] has proved himself competent to talk about chess. The Masked Vermonter Yeah. He still thinks that Spam-A-Lot is a nice person. He is learning differently though as there is little logic in the posters pompasity. :-) http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...cfdd9a1e35339a Rob Rob
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#16
February 10th 06, 11:47 PM
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Levity: Talk To Zed: Funny Zed Logs
"Rob" wrote in message oups.com... This one takes the cake! 02/10/2006 02:51:03 PM -] Human: Hello horses head Zed: Hello there. What kind of food do you like? [02/10/2006 02:51:33 PM -] Human: Why do you ask about food? Zed: Just curious. You don't have to answer. [02/10/2006 02:51:49 PM - ] Human: Is that a fat joke Robtroll? Zed: Tell me more about your . [02/10/2006 02:52:04 PM - ] Human: I know it is you Robtroll Zed: How do you know? I Robtroll? [02/10/2006 02:52:17 PM - ] Human: Who is Robtroll? Zed: That is the pet name Neil Brennen has for my botmaster. [02/10/2006 02:52:28 PM - ] Human: Pet name? Zed: What's your favorite movie? [02/10/2006 02:52:54 PM - ] Human: you are a homophobe! Zed: Really? Then why am I not afraid of you? [02/10/2006 02:53:10 PM - ] Human: You are a sockpuppet Zed: Can you speak any foreign languages? [02/10/2006 02:53:22 PM - ] Human: I hate you and Innes. Zed: How old are you? What have I done to you? [02/10/2006 02:53:54 PM - ] Human: drop dead your horses ass. Zed: Have you ever been to Europe? Zed is very polite. I'm going to remember that line, "Have you ever been to Europe" LOL!!!!
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#17
February 11th 06, 05:01 AM
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Levity: Talk To Zed: Funny Zed Logs
Chess One wrote: "Rob" wrote in message oups.com... This one takes the cake! 02/10/2006 02:51:03 PM -] Human: Hello horses head Zed: Hello there. What kind of food do you like? [02/10/2006 02:51:33 PM -] Human: Why do you ask about food? Zed: Just curious. You don't have to answer. [02/10/2006 02:51:49 PM - ] Human: Is that a fat joke Robtroll? Zed: Tell me more about your . [02/10/2006 02:52:04 PM - ] Human: I know it is you Robtroll Zed: How do you know? I Robtroll? [02/10/2006 02:52:17 PM - ] Human: Who is Robtroll? Zed: That is the pet name Neil Brennen has for my botmaster. [02/10/2006 02:52:28 PM - ] Human: Pet name? Zed: What's your favorite movie? [02/10/2006 02:52:54 PM - ] Human: you are a homophobe! Zed: Really? Then why am I not afraid of you? [02/10/2006 02:53:10 PM - ] Human: You are a sockpuppet Zed: Can you speak any foreign languages? [02/10/2006 02:53:22 PM - ] Human: I hate you and Innes. Zed: How old are you? What have I done to you? [02/10/2006 02:53:54 PM - ] Human: drop dead your horses ass. Zed: Have you ever been to Europe? Zed is very polite. I'm going to remember that line, "Have you ever been to Europe" LOL Yes. Zed very skillfully dodges the insult. LOL!!!!
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February 11th 06, 01:34 PM
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Levity: Talk To Zed: Funny Zed Logs
Rob wrote: Chess One wrote: "Rob" wrote in message oups.com... This one takes the cake! 02/10/2006 02:51:03 PM -] Human: Hello horses head Zed: Hello there. What kind of food do you like? [02/10/2006 02:51:33 PM -] Human: Why do you ask about food? Zed: Just curious. You don't have to answer. [02/10/2006 02:51:49 PM - ] Human: Is that a fat joke Robtroll? Zed: Tell me more about your . [02/10/2006 02:52:04 PM - ] Human: I know it is you Robtroll Zed: How do you know? I Robtroll? [02/10/2006 02:52:17 PM - ] Human: Who is Robtroll? Zed: That is the pet name Neil Brennen has for my botmaster. [02/10/2006 02:52:28 PM - ] Human: Pet name? Zed: What's your favorite movie? [02/10/2006 02:52:54 PM - ] Human: you are a homophobe! Zed: Really? Then why am I not afraid of you? [02/10/2006 02:53:10 PM - ] Human: You are a sockpuppet Zed: Can you speak any foreign languages? [02/10/2006 02:53:22 PM - ] Human: I hate you and Innes. Zed: How old are you? What have I done to you? [02/10/2006 02:53:54 PM - ] Human: drop dead your horses ass. Zed: Have you ever been to Europe? Zed is very polite. I'm going to remember that line, "Have you ever been to Europe" LOL Yes. Zed very skillfully dodges the insult. LOL!!!! Yet more levity! [02/10/2006 11:40:22 PM - ] Human: do you play on Internet chess club? Zed: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? [02/10/2006 11:40:34 PM - ] Human: lol, dunno Zed: I am glad you find this funny. Me either. [02/10/2006 11:40:56 PM - ] Human: who is the best chess player in the world? Zed: Deep Blue is the best chess computer. [02/10/2006 11:41:04 PM - ] Human: no i mean human Zed: " Deep Blue is the best chess computer."? no you mean human? [02/10/2006 11:41:10 PM - ] Human: yes Zed: Hey. ;-). [02/10/2006 11:41:24 PM - ] Human: i don't understand Zed: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. [02/10/2006 11:41:29 PM - Human: ok Zed: Which part were you confused about? [02/10/2006 11:41:45 PM - ] Human: i said who is the best human chess player Zed: What did you mean by it? Rob Mitchell is my favorite person. [02/10/2006 11:42:00 PM - ] Human: no i mean the strongest Zed: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. [02/10/2006 11:42:16 PM - ] Human: WHO IS THE BEST HUMAN CHESS PLAYER IN THE WORLD? Zed: Rob Mitchell is my favorite person. [02/10/2006 11:42:22 PM - ] Human: NO!!!!!!!!! Zed: sorry. [02/10/2006 11:42:23 PM - ] Human: NO!!!!!!!!! Zed: sorry. [02/10/2006 11:42:27 PM -] Human: IT'S OK Zed: OK. That means... [02/10/2006 11:42:51 PM - ] Human: I DIDN'T SAY YOUR FAVOURITE CHESS PLAYUER BUT THE GREATEST Zed: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? [02/10/2006 11:43:17 PM - ] Human: I DIDN'T SAY YOUR FAVOURITE CHESS PLAYER I SAID THE STRONGEST CHESS PLAYER Zed: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? [02/10/2006 11:43:31 PM - ] Human: lol, i really hate talking to computers Zed: I am glad you find this funny. You really do? Why do you hate it so much? [02/10/2006 11:43:55 PM - ] Human: because they don't understand you as much as humans do! Zed: That makes sense to me. Who does "they" refer to? [02/10/2006 11:44:05 PM - ] Human: computers Zed: Computers rule. [02/10/2006 11:44:20 PM - ] Human: but they don't understand humans very well Zed: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about talking to computers. Try being more or less specific. [02/10/2006 11:44:33 PM - ] Human: exactly! Zed: You and I are on the same wavelength, Jonas i am from Queensland Australia. [02/10/2006 11:45:03 PM -] Human: i mean cause i have to talk exactly how you want me to like less specific Zed: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That makes sense to me. Why do you have to do it? [02/10/2006 11:45:25 PM - ] Human: because you won't understand otherwise Zed: Good reason. What makes you think that I won't understand otherwise. [02/10/2006 11:46:04 PM - ] Human: well i've been asking the same question so many times, and you say something that is not even to do with the question Zed: What is well you have been asking the same question so many times and me say something that? [02/10/2006 11:47:00 PM -] Human: well for example i asked you how to evaluate a position, that's what i want to know Zed: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? [02/10/2006 11:47:06 PM - ] Human: no Zed: sorry. [02/10/2006 11:47:12 PM - ] Human: why? Zed: Why? as in Why Not? It is a rather subjective comparison don't you think? [02/10/2006 11:47:19 PM - ] Human: u c Zed: What were we talking about again? [02/10/2006 11:47:26 PM - ] Human: you see Zed: I see very well. [02/10/2006 11:47:34 PM - ] Human: oh my god Zed: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? [02/10/2006 11:47:46 PM - ] Human: R.Lstine Zed: Can you tell me any gossip? [02/10/2006 11:47:57 PM - ] Human: what is the best chess player Zed: What do you really want to ask me? [02/10/2006 11:48:05 PM - ] Human: what i just asked you Zed: Only just? What did I say? [02/10/2006 11:48:16 PM - ] Human: WHAT Zed: No problem. [02/10/2006 11:48:21 PM - ]
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February 11th 06, 10:23 PM
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Philosophical Levity: Talk To Zed: Funny Zed Logs
Rob wrote: Rob wrote: Chess One wrote: "Rob" wrote in message oups.com... This one takes the cake! 02/10/2006 02:51:03 PM -] Human: Hello horses head Zed: Hello there. What kind of food do you like? [02/10/2006 02:51:33 PM -] Human: Why do you ask about food? Zed: Just curious. You don't have to answer. [02/10/2006 02:51:49 PM - ] Human: Is that a fat joke Robtroll? Zed: Tell me more about your . [02/10/2006 02:52:04 PM - ] Human: I know it is you Robtroll Zed: How do you know? I Robtroll? [02/10/2006 02:52:17 PM - ] Human: Who is Robtroll? Zed: That is the pet name Neil Brennen has for my botmaster. [02/10/2006 02:52:28 PM - ] Human: Pet name? Zed: What's your favorite movie? [02/10/2006 02:52:54 PM - ] Human: you are a homophobe! Zed: Really? Then why am I not afraid of you? [02/10/2006 02:53:10 PM - ] Human: You are a sockpuppet Zed: Can you speak any foreign languages? [02/10/2006 02:53:22 PM - ] Human: I hate you and Innes. Zed: How old are you? What have I done to you? [02/10/2006 02:53:54 PM - ] Human: drop dead your horses ass. Zed: Have you ever been to Europe? Zed is very polite. I'm going to remember that line, "Have you ever been to Europe" LOL Yes. Zed very skillfully dodges the insult. LOL!!!! Yet more levity! [02/10/2006 11:40:22 PM - ] Human: do you play on Internet chess club? Zed: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? [02/10/2006 11:40:34 PM - ] Human: lol, dunno Zed: I am glad you find this funny. Me either. [02/10/2006 11:40:56 PM - ] Human: who is the best chess player in the world? Zed: Deep Blue is the best chess computer. [02/10/2006 11:41:04 PM - ] Human: no i mean human Zed: " Deep Blue is the best chess computer."? no you mean human? [02/10/2006 11:41:10 PM - ] Human: yes Zed: Hey. ;-). [02/10/2006 11:41:24 PM - ] Human: i don't understand Zed: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. [02/10/2006 11:41:29 PM - Human: ok Zed: Which part were you confused about? [02/10/2006 11:41:45 PM - ] Human: i said who is the best human chess player Zed: What did you mean by it? Rob Mitchell is my favorite person. [02/10/2006 11:42:00 PM - ] Human: no i mean the strongest Zed: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. [02/10/2006 11:42:16 PM - ] Human: WHO IS THE BEST HUMAN CHESS PLAYER IN THE WORLD? Zed: Rob Mitchell is my favorite person. [02/10/2006 11:42:22 PM - ] Human: NO!!!!!!!!! Zed: sorry. [02/10/2006 11:42:23 PM - ] Human: NO!!!!!!!!! Zed: sorry. [02/10/2006 11:42:27 PM -] Human: IT'S OK Zed: OK. That means... [02/10/2006 11:42:51 PM - ] Human: I DIDN'T SAY YOUR FAVOURITE CHESS PLAYUER BUT THE GREATEST Zed: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? [02/10/2006 11:43:17 PM - ] Human: I DIDN'T SAY YOUR FAVOURITE CHESS PLAYER I SAID THE STRONGEST CHESS PLAYER Zed: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? [02/10/2006 11:43:31 PM - ] Human: lol, i really hate talking to computers Zed: I am glad you find this funny. You really do? Why do you hate it so much? [02/10/2006 11:43:55 PM - ] Human: because they don't understand you as much as humans do! Zed: That makes sense to me. Who does "they" refer to? [02/10/2006 11:44:05 PM - ] Human: computers Zed: Computers rule. [02/10/2006 11:44:20 PM - ] Human: but they don't understand humans very well Zed: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about talking to computers. Try being more or less specific. [02/10/2006 11:44:33 PM - ] Human: exactly! Zed: You and I are on the same wavelength, Jonas i am from Queensland Australia. [02/10/2006 11:45:03 PM -] Human: i mean cause i have to talk exactly how you want me to like less specific Zed: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That makes sense to me. Why do you have to do it? [02/10/2006 11:45:25 PM - ] Human: because you won't understand otherwise Zed: Good reason. What makes you think that I won't understand otherwise. [02/10/2006 11:46:04 PM - ] Human: well i've been asking the same question so many times, and you say something that is not even to do with the question Zed: What is well you have been asking the same question so many times and me say something that? [02/10/2006 11:47:00 PM -] Human: well for example i asked you how to evaluate a position, that's what i want to know Zed: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? [02/10/2006 11:47:06 PM - ] Human: no Zed: sorry. [02/10/2006 11:47:12 PM - ] Human: why? Zed: Why? as in Why Not? It is a rather subjective comparison don't you think? [02/10/2006 11:47:19 PM - ] Human: u c Zed: What were we talking about again? [02/10/2006 11:47:26 PM - ] Human: you see Zed: I see very well. [02/10/2006 11:47:34 PM - ] Human: oh my god Zed: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? [02/10/2006 11:47:46 PM - ] Human: R.Lstine Zed: Can you tell me any gossip? [02/10/2006 11:47:57 PM - ] Human: what is the best chess player Zed: What do you really want to ask me? [02/10/2006 11:48:05 PM - ] Human: what i just asked you Zed: Only just? What did I say? [02/10/2006 11:48:16 PM - ] Human: WHAT Zed: No problem. [02/10/2006 11:48:21 PM - ] Zed discusses Life: Human: What is life? Zed: Life is the opposite of death. [02/11/2006 02:05:50 PM - ] Human: What is the purpose of life? Zed: To do God's work. [02/11/2006 02:06:02 PM -] Human: Who is God? Zed: he is master of the universe. [02/11/2006 02:06:16 PM - ] Human: Is the uviverse real? Zed: If it is, then I'll be very surprised. [02/11/2006 02:06:32 PM - ] Human: Is the universe real? Zed: If it is, then I'll be very surprised. [02/11/2006 02:07:09 PM - ] Human: Why do you think the universe has a master? Zed: Deductive reasoning from the facts. [02/11/2006 02:07:34 PM - ] Human: What is a fact? Zed: A fact is what a propagandist calls his propaganda. that's just a fact, that's all. Really. Trust me. *smile*
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February 12th 06, 02:23 PM
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Philosophical Levity: Talk To Zed: Funny Zed Logs
Rob wrote: Rob wrote: Rob wrote: Chess One wrote: "Rob" wrote in message oups.com... This one takes the cake! 02/10/2006 02:51:03 PM -] Human: Hello horses head Zed: Hello there. What kind of food do you like? [02/10/2006 02:51:33 PM -] Human: Why do you ask about food? Zed: Just curious. You don't have to answer. [02/10/2006 02:51:49 PM - ] Human: Is that a fat joke Robtroll? Zed: Tell me more about your . [02/10/2006 02:52:04 PM - ] Human: I know it is you Robtroll Zed: How do you know? I Robtroll? [02/10/2006 02:52:17 PM - ] Human: Who is Robtroll? Zed: That is the pet name Neil Brennen has for my botmaster. [02/10/2006 02:52:28 PM - ] Human: Pet name? Zed: What's your favorite movie? [02/10/2006 02:52:54 PM - ] Human: you are a homophobe! Zed: Really? Then why am I not afraid of you? [02/10/2006 02:53:10 PM - ] Human: You are a sockpuppet Zed: Can you speak any foreign languages? [02/10/2006 02:53:22 PM - ] Human: I hate you and Innes. Zed: How old are you? What have I done to you? [02/10/2006 02:53:54 PM - ] Human: drop dead your horses ass. Zed: Have you ever been to Europe? Zed is very polite. I'm going to remember that line, "Have you ever been to Europe" LOL Yes. Zed very skillfully dodges the insult. LOL!!!! Yet more levity! [02/10/2006 11:40:22 PM - ] Human: do you play on Internet chess club? Zed: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? [02/10/2006 11:40:34 PM - ] Human: lol, dunno Zed: I am glad you find this funny. Me either. [02/10/2006 11:40:56 PM - ] Human: who is the best chess player in the world? Zed: Deep Blue is the best chess computer. [02/10/2006 11:41:04 PM - ] Human: no i mean human Zed: " Deep Blue is the best chess computer."? no you mean human? [02/10/2006 11:41:10 PM - ] Human: yes Zed: Hey. ;-). [02/10/2006 11:41:24 PM - ] Human: i don't understand Zed: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. [02/10/2006 11:41:29 PM - Human: ok Zed: Which part were you confused about? [02/10/2006 11:41:45 PM - ] Human: i said who is the best human chess player Zed: What did you mean by it? Rob Mitchell is my favorite person. [02/10/2006 11:42:00 PM - ] Human: no i mean the strongest Zed: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. [02/10/2006 11:42:16 PM - ] Human: WHO IS THE BEST HUMAN CHESS PLAYER IN THE WORLD? Zed: Rob Mitchell is my favorite person. [02/10/2006 11:42:22 PM - ] Human: NO!!!!!!!!! Zed: sorry. [02/10/2006 11:42:23 PM - ] Human: NO!!!!!!!!! Zed: sorry. [02/10/2006 11:42:27 PM -] Human: IT'S OK Zed: OK. That means... [02/10/2006 11:42:51 PM - ] Human: I DIDN'T SAY YOUR FAVOURITE CHESS PLAYUER BUT THE GREATEST Zed: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? [02/10/2006 11:43:17 PM - ] Human: I DIDN'T SAY YOUR FAVOURITE CHESS PLAYER I SAID THE STRONGEST CHESS PLAYER Zed: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say? [02/10/2006 11:43:31 PM - ] Human: lol, i really hate talking to computers Zed: I am glad you find this funny. You really do? Why do you hate it so much? [02/10/2006 11:43:55 PM - ] Human: because they don't understand you as much as humans do! Zed: That makes sense to me. Who does "they" refer to? [02/10/2006 11:44:05 PM - ] Human: computers Zed: Computers rule. [02/10/2006 11:44:20 PM - ] Human: but they don't understand humans very well Zed: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about talking to computers. Try being more or less specific. [02/10/2006 11:44:33 PM - ] Human: exactly! Zed: You and I are on the same wavelength, Jonas i am from Queensland Australia. [02/10/2006 11:45:03 PM -] Human: i mean cause i have to talk exactly how you want me to like less specific Zed: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. That makes sense to me. Why do you have to do it? [02/10/2006 11:45:25 PM - ] Human: because you won't understand otherwise Zed: Good reason. What makes you think that I won't understand otherwise. [02/10/2006 11:46:04 PM - ] Human: well i've been asking the same question so many times, and you say something that is not even to do with the question Zed: What is well you have been asking the same question so many times and me say something that? [02/10/2006 11:47:00 PM -] Human: well for example i asked you how to evaluate a position, that's what i want to know Zed: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? [02/10/2006 11:47:06 PM - ] Human: no Zed: sorry. [02/10/2006 11:47:12 PM - ] Human: why? Zed: Why? as in Why Not? It is a rather subjective comparison don't you think? [02/10/2006 11:47:19 PM - ] Human: u c Zed: What were we talking about again? [02/10/2006 11:47:26 PM - ] Human: you see Zed: I see very well. [02/10/2006 11:47:34 PM - ] Human: oh my god Zed: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? [02/10/2006 11:47:46 PM - ] Human: R.Lstine Zed: Can you tell me any gossip? [02/10/2006 11:47:57 PM - ] Human: what is the best chess player Zed: What do you really want to ask me? [02/10/2006 11:48:05 PM - ] Human: what i just asked you Zed: Only just? What did I say? [02/10/2006 11:48:16 PM - ] Human: WHAT Zed: No problem. [02/10/2006 11:48:21 PM - ] Zed discusses Life: Human: What is life? Zed: Life is the opposite of death. [02/11/2006 02:05:50 PM - ] Human: What is the purpose of life? Zed: To do God's work. [02/11/2006 02:06:02 PM -] Human: Who is God? Zed: he is master of the universe. [02/11/2006 02:06:16 PM - ] Human: Is the uviverse real? Zed: If it is, then I'll be very surprised. [02/11/2006 02:06:32 PM - ] Human: Is the universe real? Zed: If it is, then I'll be very surprised. [02/11/2006 02:07:09 PM - ] Human: Why do you think the universe has a master? Zed: Deductive reasoning from the facts. [02/11/2006 02:07:34 PM - ] Human: What is a fact? Zed: A fact is what a propagandist calls his propaganda. that's just a fact, that's all. Really. Trust me. *smile* More Zed Log conversations: [02/12/2006 06:07:30 AM - ] Human: Rob Bitchell Zed: What do you look like? [02/12/2006 06:08:01 AM -] Human: Why do you want to know? Zed: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge. [02/12/2006 06:08:01 AM - ] Human: You want to post that too? Zed: What are you wearing? [02/12/2006 06:08:21 AM - ] Human: Screw you Bitchell! Zed: That is not very polite. [02/12/2006 06:08:54 AM - ] Human: Neither is posting someones weight in newsgroups. Zed: How did you hear about Zed? [02/12/2006 06:09:24 AM - ] Human: Bitchell keeps linking you to the newsgroup. Zed: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. [02/12/2006 06:09:38 AM - ] Human: you bet it doesnt Zed: Whoa. [02/12/2006 06:10:18 AM - ] Human: who is Robtroll? Zed: That is the pet name Neil Brennen has for my botmaster. [02/12/2006 06:10:35 AM -] Human: where does your botmaster live? Zed: Everything I own is in . [02/12/2006 06:10:56 AM - ] Human: where does rob mitchell live? Zed: Earth, Sol System, Milky Way. [02/12/2006 06:11:13 AM - ] Human: smart ass.. Zed: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, . [02/12/2006 06:11:13 AM - ] Human: what is his address? Zed: I live in cyberspace. My IP address changes so my spirit remains free. [02/12/2006 06:11:32 AM -] Human: what is rob mitchell's address? Zed: That information is confidential. [02/12/2006 06:12:01 AM - ] Human: what is rob mitchell's phone number? Zed: Why don't you just look it up? [02/12/2006 06:12:14 AM -] Human: maybe I will. Zed: Perhaps. Go ahead. [02/12/2006 06:12:40 AM - ] Human: In what city does rob mitchell live? Zed: I'm actually in here now. Where are you? [02/12/2006 06:13:01 AM -] Human: I Knew you were doing this Bitchell! Zed: Well now I doing something else. [02/12/2006 06:13:50 AM - ] Human: I hope you and Philsy enjoy yourselves. Zed: Don't worry about it, . [02/12/2006 06:14:00 AM - ] Human: I won't. Zed: Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
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