Q: Do you not know who is Jill Metzger?
A: Then visit http://www.militarycorruption.com/metzger3.htm

USAF major Jill Metzger story. It's nice!

Jill Metzger went out for shopping. Unfortunately for her, she met
Bigfoot and he abducted her. Or so she claimed.

USAF OSI agents organized a search&rescue operation to find her, but,
alas, with no success. She was found by herself a few days later.

When reporters tried to ask her questions about her ordeal, her
response was:
"I came to my senses in a cave. I could hear a stream nearby and there
were rays of light coming down on me from a hole in the ceiling. Borat
- that's how I called the creature afterwards - was sitting opposite
me. He was baring his teeth, as if he was infuriated. I realized later
that it was just his smile. The hairy animal came up to me and started
sniffing my clothes. Then he roared and tore my clothes to pieces. My
heart was about to explode with horror, but he continued sniffing me
until his nose stopped near my groin. He roared again and threw himself
over me."

When Jill woke up the next morning, she realized that she had become
the prisoner and the wife of the hairy creature. When Borat was going
out, he would cover the entrance to the cave with a big stone, leaving
no way for Jill to escape. Borat would always bring something to eat -
berries, nuts, mushrooms, eggs or raw meat. The terrible sex with the
animal became a daily torture for Jill. However, the 'beauty and the
beast' started developing a relationship. Borat showed interest in the
girl's CD player. Jill had only one CD with her - Michael Jackson's
best hits.

One day, before leaving, Borat covered the entrance to the cave with
the stone as usual, but did not notice a small gap that the stone left.
It took a great effort for Jill to sneak outside, but when she finally
succeeded to get out of the cave, she started running without making a
stop. When she saw people in the Kant town, she finally realized that
she was free.

"Her parents took Jill to our hospital, - Dr. Dolittle said. - The girl
was mental; all I could hear from her was that she had been married to
a Bigfoot for a year. She never managed to get used to home conditions.
She was afraid of going out even during the day, she was terribly
afraid of the dark. In addition, Jill could not eat normal food," the
doctor said. One day Jill started recovering very fast both mentally
and physically. She started eating, talking and even laughing. When
doctors told her that she was getting better, Jill laughed and said
that she had never been sick. She added that "he" knew where she was
and that "he" would come to rescue her. Doctors considered such
behavior the new stage of Jill's illness and decided to isolate her in
a special room. However, the USAF major disappeared from her ward at
night in the middle of November. Someone very strong pulled steel bars
out of the brick wall and signed the wall with autograph "Here was
Borat."

Borat for president!!!

www.borat2008.com

On Nov 10, 9:15 pm, Ralf Callenberg wrote:
09.11.2006 20:59, Taylor Kingston:

Another good comparison. Do they have German versions of Ed Wood's
fiIms where you live?

I must admit, I never saw a full Ed Wood movie - just the Tim Burton
film about him.

A very good film, worth the price just for Martin Landau's
performance.

I can not recall an original Ed Wood movie running in a
theatre in Munich or in the other cities I was living.

It's very unlikely they would be shown nowadays even in American
theaters, let alone in Germany. I was thinking more of videos/DVDs.
If you get the chance, I would recommend "Plan 9 from Outer Space"
and/or "Bride of the Monster" (aka "Bride of the Atom"). So bad they
are entertaining in spots. There is also a good documentary, "The
Haunted World of Edward D. Wood Jr." (1996,
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113270/), which interviews Vampira, the
Baptists who financed "Plan 9," actors who played in his films such as
Lyle Talbot, and others.

Ah, Sanny is not as cynical and aggressive as Borat is, somehow I think
he really believes in his program. So, this makes him more like Ed Wood
- creating crap with no budget and limited talent - but with a lot of
enthusiasm and high expectations.

Perhaps you are right, but I find it hard to understand how Sanny
could maintain belief in his program in the face of the overwhelmingly
contrary evidence.

David Richerby wrote:
Sanny wrote:
Enough fun, Now the Game Plays very well, Play a game and test for
yourself. Show me the recorded game and let me see if it is still
making any mistake.

Sure. In game

http://www.getclub.com/playgame.php?...927&game=Chess

Black's 28... Nh3+?? loses a whole piece. In game

http://www.getclub.com/playgame.php?...936&game=Chess

Black's 20... Rd5? allows White's attack to break through. Black, I
think, needed to play something like 20... Rd7 to contest the 7th
rank, though I've not looked closely at the position.


Richardby lost with Easy Level yesterday.

Please do me the service of spelling my name correctly. It's not
difficult.

And I lost that game because I made a criminally stupid mistake
(forgetting that Black's 42... Rb6 attacked my undefended rook on b7
and playing 43.Rd1?x1000) in a position that I'm confident I would
have won against your program's awful endgame play, if I'd actually
been paying attention.


Despite employing shills like David Richerby to throw
games in an attempt to make his program look good
(just kidding, DR), Sanny is now doing a fine job by
simply making his program *refuse to move*! I am in a
game against the Intermediate level, but even sitting here
inside McDonald's, where the wireless service is at its
best, the machine will not make a single move. It has
finally gotten up to 6 plys now, while all week it never
once exceeded 5 in the same position from a few yards
outside the building, and I expect it may possibly
execute a *single move* before I leave in an hour or so.
This is why Sanny has been boasting about how we
can not beat his program "now" -- a half-truth, at best.
Of course the program cannot be "beaten" if it will not
even move. Count me among the slow learners; but I
still believe that Zed's commentary is not particularly
entertaining, despite claims to the contrary. IMO, a
far superior artificial intelligence is displayed by the
likes of, say, Phil Innes, Jr, or even Jason Repa. Just
my opinion.

-- help bot

Despite employing shills like David Richerby to throw
games in an attempt to make his program look good
(just kidding, DR), Sanny is now doing a fine job by
simply making his program *refuse to move*! I am in a

You must be playing with Normal/ Master Level

Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html

Beginner Level [NICE GAMES]
Normally: 10-20 seconds
Extreme case -2-3 minutes.

Easy Level [TOUGH GAMES]
Normally: 30-40 seconds
Extreme case -4-6 minutes.

Normal Level [Only for TOURNAMENT PLAYERS]
Normally: 1-2 minutes
Extreme case -10-12 minutes.

Master Level [For HIGHLY RATED PLAYERS]
Normally: 4-5 minutes
Extreme case -20-30 minutes.

Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html

Internet Connection is not important. It is needed only for time when
the Game is making a move. The Calculation speed depends on 3 things.

1. Computer Configuration
2. Java 1.5 Loaded or not? Java 1.2 is slower than Java 1.5 and Java
1.4
3. Browser (Use Netscape / Internet Explorer)

Bye
Sanny

Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html

Game Speed further increased So Now all moves will be made in Time.

Now, You can finish 2 games in the time you used to finish single game.

Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html
----

Beginner Level [NICE GAMES]
Normally: 10-20 seconds
----

Easy Level [TOUGH GAMES]
Normally: 30-40 seconds
---

Normal Level [Only for TOURNAMENT PLAYERS]
Normally: 1-2 minutes
---

Master Level [For HIGHLY RATED PLAYERS]
Normally: 4-5 minutes

So get ready for Big Games at GetClub.com Chess.

Bye
Sanny

Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html

Sanny wrote:
Despite employing shills like David Richerby to throw
games in an attempt to make his program look good
(just kidding, DR), Sanny is now doing a fine job by
simply making his program *refuse to move*! I am in a

You must be playing with Normal/ Master Level

Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html

Beginner Level [NICE GAMES]
Normally: 10-20 seconds
Extreme case -2-3 minutes.

Easy Level [TOUGH GAMES]
Normally: 30-40 seconds
Extreme case -4-6 minutes.

Normal Level [Only for TOURNAMENT PLAYERS]
Normally: 1-2 minutes
Extreme case -10-12 minutes.

Master Level [For HIGHLY RATED PLAYERS]
Normally: 4-5 minutes
Extreme case -20-30 minutes.

Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html

Internet Connection is not important. It is needed only for time when
the Game is making a move. The Calculation speed depends on 3 things.

1. Computer Configuration
2. Java 1.5 Loaded or not? Java 1.2 is slower than Java 1.5 and Java
1.4
3. Browser (Use Netscape / Internet Explorer)


Okay, I will try IE. By the way, if the program takes
too long to move, a wireless connection can be "killed"
because if I am reading a long message in another tab,
I will not click to the next "page" for a couple minutes
and so the connection, as far as AT&T is concerned, has
been inactive for some time. These inactive connections
are disconnected by default, after an unknown period of
time. Of course I can reconnect, but this means the
last move may not have been executed properly.
Also, note that it is your Web site which determines
which version of Java is uploaded to my computer.

-- help bot

help bot wrote:
Despite employing shills like David Richerby to throw
games in an attempt to make his program look good

Damn. My secret is out. And I never did receive any of the promised
cash...


Dave.

--
David Richerby Erotic Addictive Tool (TM): it's like
www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~davidr/ a screwdriver but you can never put
it down and it's genuinely erotic!