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  #121  
Old January 10th 07, 02:38 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Rob
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Default Another Botched Question from "?"


Chess One wrote:
"Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...


Beautiful Post below:

In it "?" admits he is the "Queen of Trolls" and that he holds most
posters in intellectual disdane:



I see that in a humanities group on Shakespeare 'our Mark' has been remarked
[troll alert thread] to have posted 105 times in 3 days without actually
mentioning anything to do with Shakespeare that anyone has noticed. This has
not inhibited him from calling people by the usual epithets though now the
****wits seem to be ignoring him after wondering why his insistance on
issues are generally unremarked by any one else at all, other than Big Bird.

If you, Rob Mitchell, have bested Blair and get to be King until someone
else does it or until Greenland melts completely and messus up the gulf
stream freezing old Yurp, then surely you do not begrudge sharing a title,
and Marque can be Kween?


BTW: Bent Larsen was reading your post and wrote me to mention that he
thinks you misspelled 'disdane' but at least you didn't say you were
discustard.



Wow! Bent Larsen? I get so confused when talking to Dis-Dane, Dat-Dane
or De Other- Dane!
Rob
Yorn, Phil


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  #122  
Old January 10th 07, 02:42 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Taylor Kingston
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Default Another Botched Question from "?"



On Jan 10, 8:38 am, "Rob" wrote:

Bent Larsen? I get so confused when talking to Dis-Dane, Dat-Dane
or De Other- Dane!


Bent Larsen was a great player, but just as Sherlock Holmes had a
smarter brother, so is Bent not as great as his brother, Straight
Larsen.

  #123  
Old January 10th 07, 03:20 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Mark Houlsby
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Default Another Botched Question from "?"


Chess One wrote:

"Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...


Beautiful Post below:

In it "?" admits he is the "Queen of Trolls" and that he holds most
posters in intellectual disdane:



I see that in a humanities group on Shakespeare 'our Mark' has been remarked
[troll alert thread] to have posted 105 times in 3 days without actually
mentioning anything to do with Shakespeare that anyone has noticed. This has
not inhibited him from calling people by the usual epithets though now the
****wits seem to be ignoring him after wondering why his insistance on
issues are generally unremarked by any one else at all, other than Big Bird.

If you, Rob Mitchell, have bested Blair and get to be King until someone
else does it or until Greenland melts completely and messus up the gulf
stream freezing old Yurp, then surely you do not begrudge sharing a title,
and Marque can be Kween?

BTW: Bent Larsen was reading your post and wrote me to mention that he
thinks you misspelled 'disdane' but at least you didn't say you were
discustard.

Yorn, Phil


Priceless, Phil, priceless. Vintage Innespeak, one might say.

Mark

  #124  
Old January 10th 07, 03:47 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Chess One
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Default Another Botched Custard


"Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

BTW: Bent Larsen was reading your post and wrote me to mention that he
thinks you misspelled 'disdane' but at least you didn't say you were
discustard.



Wow! Bent Larsen? I get so confused when talking to Dis-Dane, Dat-Dane
or De Other- Dane!


Do you feel udderly dis custard aboot yourself? Do you ever say 'I hate
that, you custard!'. I'm going to ask Zed if he knows what De Other Custard
is?

Zed says, "we can't be perfect"

and then Zed innovates fantastically:

You: what is custard
Zed: The past tense of being killed by a Native American.

R

O


F



L


!


!


Phil



Rob
Yorn, Phil




  #125  
Old January 11th 07, 03:58 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Rob
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Default Another Botched Custard


Chess One wrote:
"Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

BTW: Bent Larsen was reading your post and wrote me to mention that he
thinks you misspelled 'disdane' but at least you didn't say you were
discustard.



Wow! Bent Larsen? I get so confused when talking to Dis-Dane, Dat-Dane
or De Other- Dane!


Do you feel udderly dis custard aboot yourself? Do you ever say 'I hate
that, you custard!'. I'm going to ask Zed if he knows what De Other Custard
is?

Zed says, "we can't be perfect"

and then Zed innovates fantastically:

You: what is custard
Zed: The past tense of being killed by a Native American.

R

O


F



L


!


!


Phil



LOL!!

Rob
Yorn, Phil



 




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