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Old March 20th 07, 02:17 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Good Moves are worth BEANS!
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Default When morons "try" to play chess

Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

The retard is so dumb, he thinks his rating is "average". ROFL!!


This useless troll has lost pretty much every rated chess game he's every
played. Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't make
in a bullet game time scramble.

JMR


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Old March 22nd 07, 04:27 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
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Default When morons "try" to play chess


"Good Moves are worth BEANS!" wrote in message
news:V9RLh.41661$DN.3071@pd7urf2no...
Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

The retard is so dumb, he thinks his rating is "average". ROFL!!


This useless troll has lost pretty much every rated chess game he's every
played. Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't make
in a bullet game time scramble.

JMR


What rating is average? I'm 1900. Is that average? Well, for a GM, it's
pathetic, for a patzer, I may be his idol.



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Old March 22nd 07, 05:19 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
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Default When morons "try" to play chess

Help-Bitch is a usenet troll, a snivelling coward who hides behind
various aliases, and complete imbecile who isn't even a
chess player. His big claim to fame is his moderate success at
computer-assisted corr. games on RedHotPawn where he just does what
his
fritz tells him to.




Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557


Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.


JMR


  #4  
Old March 22nd 07, 06:53 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Rob
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Default When morons "try" to play chess

On Mar 22, 11:19 am, "Good Moves Are Worth BEANS!"
wrote:
Help-Bitch is a usenet troll, a snivelling coward who hides behind
various aliases, and complete imbecile who isn't even a
chess player. His big claim to fame is his moderate success at
computer-assisted corr. games on RedHotPawn where he just does what
his
fritz tells him to.

Results from "Skippy's" Tournament.... a Classic? LOL

Jason Repa Classic


[ Home ] [ Crosstables ]


---------------------------------------------------------------------------*-----


Tournament Director Jason Repa Finish Date 2004/3/28
Tournament # 200405008 Province MB


# Name Old Perf New High
Results Tot
1
Cleto, Sam 1888 2074 1933 1992 X X 1 = 0 = 1 1 4.0


2
Zaczek, Jonathon 1876 2011 1918 1918 0 = X X 1 = 1 = 3.5


3
Van Wyk, Joseph 1954 1852 1928 1954 1 = 0 = X X 0 = 2.5


4
Repa, Jason 1992 1773 1 938 1992 0 0 0 = 1 = X X
2.0


Notice how he tried to "stack" his tournament with weaker rated
players at the start of the Jason Repa Classic? He finished dead
last
in a tournament he attempted to stack in his favor.


LOL What a joke!


Rob



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Old March 23rd 07, 01:29 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
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Default When morons "try" to play chess

LMAO!!

Rob -- the retard --Mitchell beings up a crosstable from 4 years ago. All of
the players in that tournament were over 450 points higher rated than you
MORON and the lowest rated was 1876. Hardly "stacking".


Help-Bitch is a usenet troll, a snivelling coward who hides behind
various aliases, and complete imbecile who isn't even a
chess player. His big claim to fame is his moderate success at
computer-assisted corr. games on RedHotPawn where he just does what
his
fritz tells him to.




Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557


Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.


JMR


  #6  
Old March 23rd 07, 01:37 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Good Moves are worth BEANS!
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Default When morons "try" to play chess

LMAO!!

Rob -- the retard --Mitchell beings up a crosstable from 4 years ago. All of
the players in that tournament were over 450 points higher rated than you
MORON and the lowest rated was 1876 (stronger than you'll ever be). Hardly
"stacking". If you had a brain in that empty skull of yours, you would
understand that this was a DIS-advantage, for me to play people lower rated,
not an advantage. And If that's my worst tournament performance you can
scrounge up after 12 years of tournament play, I must have done pretty good.


Help-Bitch is a usenet troll, a snivelling coward who hides behind
various aliases, and complete imbecile who isn't even a
chess player. His big claim to fame is his moderate success at
computer-assisted corr. games on RedHotPawn where he just does what
his
fritz tells him to.




Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557


Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.


JMR


  #7  
Old March 23rd 07, 04:24 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Rob
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Default When morons "try" to play chess


..
Results from "Skippy's" Tournament.... a Classic? LOL

Jason Repa Classic

[ Home ] [ Crosstables ]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tournament Director Jason Repa Finish Date 2004/3/28
Tournament # 200405008 Province MB

# Name Old Perf New High
Results Tot
1
Cleto, Sam 1888 2074 1933 1992 X X 1 = 0 = 1 1 4.0

2
Zaczek, Jonathon 1876 2011 1918 1918 0 = X X 1 = 1 = 3.5

3
Van Wyk, Joseph 1954 1852 1928 1954 1 = 0 = X X 0 = 2.5

4
Repa, Jason 1992 1773 1 938 1992 0 0 0 = 1 = X X
2.0

Notice how he tried to "stack" his tournament with weaker rated
players at the start of the Jason Repa Classic? He finished dead last
in a tournament he attempted to stack in his favor.

LOL What a joke!

Rob

  #8  
Old March 23rd 07, 08:21 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
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Default When morons "try" to play chess

There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka
Help-Bitch aka No More Chess. There is also a reason you don't sign
your posts with your real name,
but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling,
frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this
situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth, and everyone with
a brain reading this knows it....and you fight with 100% lies and
nonsense.


Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.

JMR

  #9  
Old March 23rd 07, 12:21 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Rob
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Posts: 1,980
Default Skippy Repa, the Bi Curious moron "trys" to play chess

Bi curious Jason Repa is a failure and a horrible chess player

Results from "Skippy's" Tournament.... a Classic? LOL

Jason Repa Classic

[ Home ] [ Crosstables ]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tournament Director Jason Repa Finish Date 2004/3/28
Tournament # 200405008 Province MB

# Name Old Perf New High
Results Tot
1
Cleto, Sam 1888 2074 1933 1992 X X 1 = 0 = 1 1 4.0

2
Zaczek, Jonathon 1876 2011 1918 1918 0 = X X 1 = 1 = 3.5

3
Van Wyk, Joseph 1954 1852 1928 1954 1 = 0 = X X 0 = 2.5

4
Repa, Jason 1992 1773 1 938 1992 0 0 0 = 1 = X X
2.0

Notice how he tried to "stack" his tournament with weaker rated
players at the start of the Jason Repa Classic? He finished dead last
in a tournament he attempted to stack in his favor.

LOL What a joke!

Rob


  #10  
Old March 23rd 07, 12:43 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Good Moves Are Worth BEANS!
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Posts: 51
Default Rob Mitchell, aka Help-Bitch, aka NoMoreChess is a testosterone-deficient moron with a 1400 elo!

There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka
Help-Bitch aka No More Chess. There is also a reason you don't sign
your posts with your real name,
but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling,
frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this
situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth, and everyone with
a brain reading this knows it....and you fight with 100% lies and
nonsense. Also, it doesn't take a shrink to see that this idiot is
talking about himself with his chronic mention of being "bi-curious".
One would expect someone who's too cowardly to post under his real
name is in all likelyhood a homo, so it's not surprising.

Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.

JMR


 




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