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  #11  
Old March 21st 07, 08:41 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
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On Mar 21, 2:01 am, "Good Moves are worth BEANS!"
wrote:
This sounds like a posting from the known RGCM homosexual and troll Matt
Nemmers. He's a frustrated faggot who's ****ed at me for posting about the
fact that he shoves chess pieces up his arse.



Um, Skippy -- I thought I advised you not to
mention this, on account of embarrassing
questions regarding how you might happen
to have knowledge of such things as who puts
what, where. It is *self-incriminating*.

You're not paying any attention to my helpful
advice at all. If you don't start paying attention
in class, I may have to tell the men in white
coats that I'm through, and turn you over to their
shrinks. You know how they are -- always asking
annoying questions about how you feel toward
your dear mother and so forth... .

-- coach bot



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  #12  
Old March 21st 07, 09:28 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
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Help-Bitch isn't very bright and needs things to be repeated a few times
before he can understand.


This sounds like a posting from the known RGCM homosexual and troll Matt
Nemmers. He's a frustrated faggot who's ****ed at me for posting about the
fact that he shoves chess pieces up his arse.

JMR


  #13  
Old March 21st 07, 09:30 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
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Help-Bitch is another usenet troll and complete imbecile who isn't even a
chess player. His big claim to fame is his moderate success at
computer-assisted corr. games on RedHotPawn where he just does what his
fritz tells him to.

What the moron doesn't know, is that I stopped reading what he posts a long
time ago, lol. I love the fact that this worthless imbecile continues to
make a complete jackass out of himself with the long-winded drivel that
spews from his keyboard.




Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557


Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.


JMR



  #14  
Old March 21st 07, 10:27 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
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On Mar 21, 2:03 am, "Good Moves are worth BEANS!"
wrote:
Help-Bitch is another usenet troll and complete imbecile who isn't even a
chess player. His big claim to fame is his moderate success at
computer-assisted corr. games on RedHotPawn where he just does what his
fritz tells him to.


Um, Skippy -- you seem to have overlooked one
small thing: unlike Fritz, I have *lost* at RedHot.

Really, I think this is quite nearly impossible to
do if one utilizes the killer program Fritz, because
its moves are really, really strong. In fact, I have
my suspicions that the game in question may
very well show that my opponent was getting
some help, since his rating was not particularly
high and yet he found some computer-style shots
one after another. At any rate, my moves can
simply be checked against any of the better
programs for verification of distinctly human origin.

Oh, and one more thing, Skippy: you once again
contradicted yourself in an obvious manner by at
the same time making two conflicting claims.
One was that I do not play chess, and of course
the other was that I do play, at RedHotPawn. If
you persist in making these "simpletonesque"
blunders I will be forced to give you one demerit
and seat you in the corner, wearing your well-worn
dunce cap, right alongside your pal, IM Innes.

-- coach bot


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Old March 21st 07, 10:36 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
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On Mar 21, 4:30 am, "Good Moves are worth BEANS!"
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What the moron doesn't know, is that I stopped reading what he posts a long
time ago, lol.


So you keep telling us; but then you prove the
lie by attempting to refute this or that point I have
made. It's really quite embarrassing for me, as
your coach, Skippy. Imagine how people will
react when they see that I am making no progress
whatever with my second-favorite student. (They
might reasonably conclude that I am a poor coach.)
:(

-- coach bot


  #16  
Old March 21st 07, 01:52 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
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"Inconnux" Mr Repa is actually a pretty good chess player, but he holds
anyone below his rating with contempt. He seems to equate his rating with
his self
worth.


Mr. Repo apparently dislikes you intensely, and for a chess player, that
usually means that he harbors an intense homosexual attraction to you. You
can figure out how queer he is for you by inverting the amount of hatred
that he spews towards you.

Based on what I have read of his postings regarding you; I think it is fair
to say that he probably masturbates several times every day fantasizing
about you, and slides the broomstick up his arse pretending it is you.

Sadly, there is no known cure for chessqueeria, which is the mental illness
peculiar to gay chess players who are obsessed with men they think they
hate.


  #17  
Old March 21st 07, 02:25 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
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On Mar 21, 2:03 am, "Good Moves are worth BEANS!"
wrote:
Help-Bitch is another usenet troll and complete imbecile who isn't even a
chess player. His big claim to fame is his moderate success at
computer-assisted corr. games on RedHotPawn where he just does what his
fritz tells him to.


you seem to have overlooked one
small thing: unlike Fritz, I have *lost* at RedHot.


I haven't overlooked anything you worthless cretin idiot. As usual, you show
your extremely low IQ by making the kind of assumptions a 6 year old child
would make. You assume that because a correspondence chess cheater like
yourself doesn't ALWAYS use program assistance for EVERY SINGLE move of
EVERY SINGLE game, therefore you must NEVER use a program for ANY move of
ANY game. Only a complete imbecile would think this way but there's no
surprise there. We all already knew you were a complete imbecile.

Most program cheater punks like you try to make a few moves on your own. If
you run into trouble, playing someone higher rated, etc, you turn the
program on.



  #18  
Old March 21st 07, 02:27 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
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So far you've made 2 posts "Heywood" and both have contained alot of ranting
about homosexuality. That, and the fact that you hide behind an alias like a
typical frightened little fruitcake would make it 100% clear that you're
gay.


Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557


Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.


JMR


  #19  
Old March 21st 07, 02:30 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
Good Moves are worth BEANS!
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Help-Bitch is a low IQ, low testosterone loser and usenet troll who is
afraid of everything, including his own shadow. That's why he feels the need
to cowardly hide behind an alias. He's not even a chess player. His big
claim to fame is his moderate success at
computer-assisted corr. games on RedHotPawn where he just does what his
fritz tells him to.

What the moron doesn't know, is that I stopped reading what he posts a long
time ago, lol. I love the fact that this worthless imbecile continues to
make a complete jackass out of himself with the long-winded drivel that
spews from his keyboard.




Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557


Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.


JMR




  #20  
Old March 21st 07, 08:07 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
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On Mar 20, 1:31 pm, "Good Moves Aren't Worth BEANS!"
wrote:
Anyone who thinks i'm making this up can easily do about 30secondsof
"research" and verify.


Make that 35 seconds and I'm there, Jammer.

Charles

 




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