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  #21  
Old March 22nd 07, 01:36 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
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On Mar 21, 8:52 am, "Heywood Jablowme" wrote:

"Inconnux" Mr Repa is actually a pretty good chess player, but he holds
anyone below his rating with contempt. He seems to equate his rating with
his self worth.



Mr. Repo apparently dislikes you intensely, and for a chess player, that
usually means that he harbors an intense homosexual attraction to you. You
can figure out how queer he is for you by inverting the amount of hatred
that he spews towards you.

Based on what I have read of his postings regarding you; I think it is fair
to say that he probably masturbates several times every day fantasizing
about you, and slides the broomstick up his arse pretending it is you.

Sadly, there is no known cure for chessqueeria, which is the mental illness
peculiar to gay chess players who are obsessed with men they think they
hate.


For the record, I would be willing to give up my
lucrative claim to exclusive rights of coaching the
pathetic imbecile, Jason Repa, if for example he
were to visit the Mayo Clinic. Money isn't
everything, after all, and if it is for the good of
mankind, I will step aside, bite the bullet, etc.

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  #22  
Old March 22nd 07, 01:42 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
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On Mar 21, 9:25 am, "Good Moves are worth BEANS!"
wrote:

you seem to have overlooked one
small thing: unlike Fritz, I have *lost* at RedHot.


I haven't overlooked anything you worthless cretin idiot. As usual, you show
your extremely low IQ by making the kind of assumptions a 6 year old child
would make. You assume that because a correspondence chess cheater like
yourself doesn't ALWAYS use program assistance for EVERY SINGLE move of
EVERY SINGLE game, therefore you must NEVER use a program for ANY move of
ANY game.


You seem to have overlooked one small thing,
Skippy: cheating by using a computer program
to "check for blunders" (as it is so often described
by those who admit their crime) is quite addictive.
Why take risks when you can "check for blunders"
on every move, of every game? It makes no sense.

What amazes me is how naive these youngsters
are today; how they think they know everything,
when in fact much of what they ought to know has
been posted right here in rgc!

Obviously, anyone with even *half* a brain would
not claim to know that I am cheating without
first having looked over my games, to see if it
was even a possibility. LOL!

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Old March 22nd 07, 02:03 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,
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Heywood Jablowme wrote:

..

Based on what I have read of his postings regarding you; I think it is fair
to say that he probably masturbates several times every day fantasizing
about you, and slides the broomstick up his arse pretending it is you.

Sadly, there is no known cure for chessqueeria, which is the mental illness
peculiar to gay chess players who are obsessed with men they think they
hate.


Well said HJ - also, it should be noted that after his recent 'bi'
experience the fastplay clod Repa has forsworn 'bum 'n tit' & is now
exclusively an up the arse [like daddy did] hand on the other chap's
dick, type of wallah..
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Old March 22nd 07, 03:55 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
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On Mar 21, 9:03 pm, michael adams wrote:
Heywood Jablowme wrote:

Based on what I have read of his postings regarding you; I think it is fair
to say that he probably masturbates several times every day fantasizing
about you, and slides the broomstick up his arse pretending it is you.


Sadly, there is no known cure for chessqueeria, which is the mental illness
peculiar to gay chess players who are obsessed with men they think they
hate.


Well said HJ - also, it should be noted that after his recent 'bi'
experience the fastplay clod Repa has forsworn 'bum 'n tit' & is now
exclusively an up the arse [like daddy did] hand on the other chap's
dick, type of wallah..


It sure seems like there are a lot of, um, really
knowledgeable people around here -- people who
know the ins and outs of imbecile Repa's problems
like the back of their hands!

Perhaps he will take a liking (or hating) to some
of you, and then his obsession with me will finally
come to an end. The point is I want to focus on
the poor child's serious developmental problems,
and not get sidetracked with his "bi-curiosity"
or other sexual issues.

For me as his state-appointed tutor, the main
issue is his mental incompetence, his utter inability
to think rationally, as for example, when he writes
that I "don't play chess" and then unthinkingly adds
a comment about my chess play at RedHotPawn.
This reveals a serious retardation of his higher mental
development which is quite apart from his obvious
sexual-orientation issue.

Broomstick fetish aside, I think Skippy needs
serious mental help, and I'm here to see to it that
he gets what's coming to him. In fact, the best
thing we can all do is try to come up with "a life"
which might somehow be substituted for his current,
less desirable (branded by Freudian's as "abnormal")
activities with (presumably fiberglass, not wood on
account of painful splinters) broomsticks and other
boys. "No child left behind" should be our motto.

And remember this famous quote: "There, but for the
grace of God, go I". It is easy to pity or despise the
ill-developed vestige of a man such as Jason Repa.
What is hard is determining to help such a lowly
creature, no matter the cost in time and patience.
Indeed, there is a cat which every night comes to
my door in search of something... anything. It is
beaten up and has obviously been abused by the
cheif Tom cat of the neighborhood, from which it must
constantly hide. I give it a bowl of warmed milk each
night, making its lowly existence somewhat less
miserable. This is what we all must do for the
creature known as Repa... .

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Old March 22nd 07, 06:14 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
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Default Help-Bitch = low testosterone + low IQ

I haven't overlooked anything you worthless cretin idiot. As usual, you show
your extremely low IQ by making the kind of assumptions a 6 year old child
would make. You assume that because a correspondence chess cheater like
yourself doesn't ALWAYS use program assistance for EVERY SINGLE move of
EVERY SINGLE game, therefore you must NEVER use a program for ANY move of
ANY game. Only a complete imbecile would think this way but there's no
surprise there. We all already knew you were a complete imbecile.

Most program cheater punks like you try to make a few moves on your own. If
you run into trouble, playing someone higher rated, etc, you turn the
program on.

JMR


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Old March 22nd 07, 06:18 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
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Help-Bitch is another usenet troll and complete imbecile who isn't
even a
chess player. His big claim to fame is his moderate success at
computer-assisted corr. games on RedHotPawn where he just does what
his
fritz tells him to.




Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557


Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.


JMR




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Old March 22nd 07, 06:19 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
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Help-Bitch is another usenet troll and complete imbecile who isn't
even a
chess player. His big claim to fame is his moderate success at
computer-assisted corr. games on RedHotPawn where he just does what
his
fritz tells him to.




Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557


Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.


JMR


  #28  
Old March 22nd 07, 06:20 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
Good Moves Are Worth BEANS!
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Help-Bitch is another usenet troll and complete imbecile who isn't
even a
chess player. His big claim to fame is his moderate success at
computer-assisted corr. games on RedHotPawn where he just does what
his
fritz tells him to.




Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557


Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.


JMR



  #29  
Old March 22nd 07, 12:58 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
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"Good Moves So far you've made 2 posts "Heywood" and both have contained
alot of ranting about homosexuality. That, and the fact that you hide behind
an alias like a
typical frightened little fruitcake would make it 100% clear that you're
gay.


Most male aggression is prompted by insecurity. Insecurity is usually caused
by A) Small Dick Syndrome (is your pee-pee smaller than five inches?) and/or
B) Queer Fear (does your heart skip a beat when you see a handsome,
well-built man? Are you fingering your butthole when you jack-off?)

So which one is it for you? Is your dick really small, or are you just gay;
or both?? Everyone knows your problem, you might as well cum clean.


  #30  
Old March 22nd 07, 01:15 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
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So far you've made 2 posts "Heywood" and both have contained alot of ranting
about homosexuality. That, and the fact that you hide behind an alias like a
typical frightened little fruitcake would make it 100% clear that you're
gay.


Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557


Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.


JMR




 




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