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  #61  
Old March 25th 07, 04:22 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
Rob
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Default Retard Repa sucks: g

On Mar 23, 2:03 pm, "Rob" wrote:

I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus"
refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits!


Skippy is quite good at bullet-chess. His eye-hand
coordination has been honed to a fine edge despite
frequently being drunk and off his prescribed meds.
Indeed, despite a severe lack of mental and social
development, Skip has become like the Rain Man
character played by Dustin Hoffman -- very good at
one simple task. It is interesting to note that despite
his mental handicap, Skippy has an amazing ability
to quickly shift wood with a computer mouse, often
winning on time against players with twice his IQ!


I don't know why everyone wants to pick on the poor
boy. I mean, is it his fault that his development has
been severely retarded? Is he responsible for being
born a cretinous blob of frustrated ectoplasm and
hair? Not that I wish to point a finger at his parents,
but hey, where were they when the developmental
phase was supposed to ensue? Where were they
when Skippy was supposed to be learning to get
along with other kids, or when he was supposed to
be attending school? About the only thing they (if
indeed he can be supposed to have had two parents
and not just one) got right was in familiarizing the
poor creature with computers and the mouse.


Were it not for the renowned skill of the many
doctors at the sanitarium, we might all have given
up any hope of any improvement long ago. There
is always hope... .


-- coach bot


On Mar 23, 12:58 pm, "Skippy Repa" wrote:

Bi curious Jason Repa is a failure and a horrible chess player

Results from "Skippy's" Tournament.... a Classic? LOL

Jason Repa Classic

[ Home ] [ Crosstables ]

---------------------------------------------------------------------------**-----

Tournament Director Jason Repa Finish Date 2004/3/28
Tournament # 200405008 Province MB

# Name Old Perf New High
Results Tot
1
Cleto, Sam 1888 2074 1933 1992 X X 1 = 0 = 1 1
4.0

2
Zaczek, Jonathon 1876 2011 1918 1918 0 = X X 1 = 1 = 3.5

3
Van Wyk, Joseph 1954 1852 1928 1954 1 = 0 = X X 0 = 2.5

4
Repa, Jason 1992 1773 1 938 1992 0 0 0 = 1 = X X=
2.0

Notice how he tried to "stack" his tournament with weaker rated
players at the start of the Jason Repa Classic? He finished dead
last
in a tournament he attempted to stack in his favor.

LOL What a joke!

Rob

Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the
CFC
added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active
from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According
to
the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather
dubious sounding adjustment.

I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus"
refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits

Repa has achieved a new title. He is a "MASTER-BAITER"

LOL

I don't think he will figure that out.

If you want to hear what an ape in bi curious ape in heat sounds
like... listen to this clip of Skippy trying to sing!

http://members.shaw.ca/jasonspics/tl.mp3


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  #62  
Old March 25th 07, 04:40 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
spamexpert4@gmail.com
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Default How many people noticed that the two mentally handicapped trolls "Rob" and "Help-Bitch" suddenly appeared online at the same time again?

I wonder if this chromosome-light imbecile even realizes that I don't
even look at his posts anymore.


Were you beaten and humiliated by your parents Help-Bitch? I'm trying
to understand how someone could develop into such a pathetic and lowly
little creature. You're afraid of everyone and everything. You clearly
have absolutely not a shred of a social life, nor do you have a
career. You spend an enormous amount of time, and energy, composing
your nonsensical posts. They are all riddled with lies,
disinformation, and are definitive evidence of your severely low level
of intelligence. Being a Usenet troll is your full time job. The
hilarious thing is you're not even a chess player, yet you're King of
the Trolls in a chess Usenet group!

JMR


Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble


  #63  
Old March 25th 07, 06:20 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
help bot
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Default Help-Bitch = low testosterone + low IQ

On Mar 23, 3:02 pm, "Inconnux" wrote:

Sounds like how many people play your incredible **** chess game. What is
your website called? CrapClubChess?


So far not a single person has ever said anything good about your website,
and apparently the game still plays slower than a 1980s Tandy Computer.


Hey I own a 1980's tandy chess computer and it plays much faster. It also
doesn't spam the newsgroups!


Maybe so, but your Tandy computer probably eats
about 250 watts while using most of it to cool its
hugely-inefficient chips. Sanny's program is purely
software -- a work of art, not metal and technology.

Your crude machine will one day be outmoded,
requiring the hassle of recycling the junk hardware.
Sanny's program can simply be deleted with a few
simple keystrokes -- a universally recognized
advantage as attested even by Sanny's harshest
critics.

-- help bot

  #64  
Old March 25th 07, 06:26 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
help bot
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Default How many people noticed that the two mentally handicapped trolls "Rob" and "Help-Bitch" suddenly appeared online at the same time again?

Lately, my imbecile student, Skippy Repa, has
become so confused and angry that he can no
longer differentiate between Rob Mitchell (a staunch
supporter of the insane-IM Innes) and his own coach,
help bot. Clearly, he's off his meds again. This is
particularly embarrassing for me as his coach, since
even the idiotic Phil Innes can tell the difference! LOL

-- coach bot





  #65  
Old March 25th 07, 03:06 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
spammaster69@gmail.com
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Default Help-Bitch = low testosterone + low IQ

Were you beaten and humiliated by your parents Help-Bitch? I'm trying
to understand how someone could develop into such a pathetic and lowly
little creature. You're afraid of everyone and everything. You clearly
have absolutely not a shred of a social life, nor do you have a
career. You spend an enormous amount of time, and energy, composing
your nonsensical posts. They are all riddled with lies,
disinformation, and are definitive evidence of your severely low level
of intelligence. Being a Usenet troll is your full time job. The
hilarious thing is you're not even a chess player, yet you're King of
the Trolls in a chess Usenet group!

JMR



Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.

  #66  
Old March 25th 07, 03:28 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc,rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.analysis,rec.games.chess.computer,alt.chess
spammaster69@gmail.com
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Posts: 40
Default How many people noticed that the two mentally handicapped trolls "Rob" and "Help-Bitch" suddenly appeared online at the same time again?

Still waiting for an answer moron. I know you need to read things
several times before anything sinks in, so here it is again:


Were you beaten and humiliated by your parents Help-Bitch? I'm trying
to understand how someone could develop into such a pathetic and lowly
little creature. You're afraid of everyone and everything. You clearly
have absolutely not a shred of a social life, nor do you have a
career. You spend an enormous amount of time, and energy, composing
your nonsensical posts. They are all riddled with lies,
disinformation, and are definitive evidence of your severely low level
of intelligence. Being a Usenet troll is your full time job. The
hilarious thing is you're not even a chess player, yet you're King of
the Trolls in a chess Usenet group!



Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.

 




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