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  #11  
Old March 23rd 07, 06:55 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Rob
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Default Repa Retard chess

On Mar 23, 11:56 am, "help bot" wrote:
On Mar 23, 8:06 am, "Good Moves Are Worth BEANS!"

wrote:
There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka
Help-Bitch aka No More Chess, aka SBD. There is also a reason you
don't sign
your posts with your real name,
but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling,
frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this
situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth,


I can vouch for this; Skippy is ALWAYS fighting
with the facts! LOL

And of course his inability to differentiate between
various posters here can be written off to his lack of
mental capacity, much like several others here.

---------------------------------

On another matter, the great master Rob Mitchell
wrote that Skippy stacked his tournaments with
what he called "weaker rated players". This is not
true. Although they were rated chess players, they
can hardly be described as "weaker" in relation to
Skip. For instance, take a look at Sam Cleto -- he
*trounced* Skippy, and this is not the only time,
either.


Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the CFC
added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active
from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According
to
the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather
dubious sounding adjustment.



In fact, if you visit the CFC Web site you will find
that Skippy quite often has grave difficulties when it
comes to playing REAL chess -- that is, not just
the mindless bullet chess where all that matters is
hand speed. Still, he's not bad player; perhaps a
Class A strength player apart from bullet chess,
which would put him at the 100th percentile among
his peers, the other pathetic imbeciles at Winterpeg
Sanitarium. And even measured against "normal"
people, the Class A level is at what -- the 90th
percentile? No, Skippy is actually quite good at
chess, if nothing else.

Oh, and at beating the other inmates up. We
caretakers often utilize this to our own advantage.
For instance, imagine a situation where one of the
inmates pesters and goads us deliberately, knowing
full well that we cannot touch him under pain of
losing one's job. No problemo: just buy Skippy a
candy bar or a beer and tell him that in return, a
certain inmate needs to be "taught a lesson".
(Not that this has ever happened, you
understand; I'm just saying that it is possible, in
theory. Of course, this would probably be illegal
and so I am definitely against it. No one should
ever stoop this low, and it is a clear violation of
the sanitarium's written policies. Forget I even
mentioned it.)

-- coach bot



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  #12  
Old March 24th 07, 05:38 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
help bot
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Default Repa Retard chess

On Mar 23, 1:55 pm, "Rob" wrote:

Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the CFC
added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active
from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According
to
the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather
dubious sounding adjustment.


It is possible that the CFC is just following in the footsteps
of its larger rival, the USCF. Our beloved chess organization
is notorious for the political "adjustments" to its members'
ratings over the years. One example of this kind of insanity
was when either the USCF or FIDE manipulated the ratings
of players based on sex, but decided that one specific
player (J. Polgar) would be an exception. Over the years,
the USCF has implemented "bonus" and "feedback" and
then taken back their move seemingly at random, causing
the ratings pool to go up and then down, like a wave at sea.

As to Skippy's Class A status, I would not say that there
is anything wrong with that. Some of the smartest people
in this newsgroup belong to that very class (wink). It is
somewhere around the 90th percentile, which is not bad
at all. No, Skippy's problem is not that he is not a decent
chess player; it is that he can't think clearly when he's off
his meds, and of course even when he takes them as the
doctors prescribe, he remains in a state of constant
irritation, lashing out at phantoms which he describes as
"morons", "imbeciles" and so forth. It's really rather funny
in a way, when you consider his own very low IQ. LOL

-- help bot




  #13  
Old March 24th 07, 09:39 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Good Moves Are Worth BEANS!
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Default Rob Mitchell, aka Help-Bitch, aka NoMoreChess, aka SBD is a testosterone-deficient moron with a 1400 elo!

Help-Bitch is a low IQ, low testosterone loser and usenet troll who
is
afraid of everything, including his own shadow. That's why he feels
the need
to cowardly hide behind an alias. He's not even a chess player. His
big
claim to fame is his moderate success at
computer-assisted corr. games on RedHotPawn where he just does what
his
fritz tells him to.

What the moron doesn't know, is that I stopped reading what he posts a
long
time ago, lol. I love the fact that this worthless imbecile continues
to
make a complete jackass out of himself with the long-winded drivel
that
spews from his keyboard.




Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557


Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.


JMR




  #14  
Old March 24th 07, 09:45 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Good Moves Are Worth BEANS!
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Posts: 51
Default Rob Mitchell, aka Help-Bitch, aka NoMoreChess, aka SBD is a testosterone-deficient moron with a 1400 elo!

There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka
Help-Bitch aka No More Chess, aka SBD. There is also a reason you
don't sign
your posts with your real name,
but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling,
frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this
situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth, and everyone with
a brain reading this knows it....and you fight with 100% lies and
nonsense. Also, it doesn't take a shrink to see that this idiot is
talking about himself with his chronic mention of being "bi-curious".
One would expect someone who's too cowardly to post under his real
name is in all likelyhood a homo, so it's not surprising.

Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.

JMR



  #15  
Old March 24th 07, 09:46 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Good Moves Are Worth BEANS!
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 51
Default Rob Mitchell, aka Help-Bitch, aka NoMoreChess, aka SBD is a testosterone-deficient moron with a 1400 elo!

There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka
Help-Bitch aka No More Chess, aka SBD. There is also a reason you
don't sign
your posts with your real name,
but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling,
frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this
situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth, and everyone with
a brain reading this knows it....and you fight with 100% lies and
nonsense. Also, it doesn't take a shrink to see that this idiot is
talking about himself with his chronic mention of being "bi-curious".
One would expect someone who's too cowardly to post under his real
name is in all likelyhood a homo, so it's not surprising.

Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.

JMR

  #16  
Old March 24th 07, 11:03 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Rob
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Default Bi-curious Skippy"The Gay" Repa


On Mar 23, 12:58 pm, "Skippy Repa" wrote:

Bi curious Jason Repa is a failure and a horrible chess player

Results from "Skippy's" Tournament.... a Classic? LOL

Jason Repa Classic

[ Home ] [ Crosstables ]

---------------------------------------------------------------------------**-----

Tournament Director Jason Repa Finish Date 2004/3/28
Tournament # 200405008 Province MB

# Name Old Perf New High
Results Tot
1
Cleto, Sam 1888 2074 1933 1992 X X 1 = 0 = 1 1
4.0

2
Zaczek, Jonathon 1876 2011 1918 1918 0 = X X 1 = 1 = 3.5

3
Van Wyk, Joseph 1954 1852 1928 1954 1 = 0 = X X 0 = 2.5

4
Repa, Jason 1992 1773 1 938 1992 0 0 0 = 1 = X X=
2.0

Notice how he tried to "stack" his tournament with weaker rated
players at the start of the Jason Repa Classic? He finished dead
last
in a tournament he attempted to stack in his favor.

LOL What a joke!

Rob

Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the
CFC
added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active
from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According
to
the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather
dubious sounding adjustment.

I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus"
refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits

Repa has achieved a new title. He is a "MASTER-BAITER"

LOL

I don't think he will figure that out.


If you want to hear what an ape in bi curious ape in heat sounds
like... listen to this clip of Skippy trying to sing!

http://members.shaw.ca/jasonspics/tl.mp3

  #17  
Old March 24th 07, 11:44 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Good Moves Are Worth BEANS!!
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Posts: 40
Default Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Inbread Small Town Hick = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess rating

Everyone knows who the fag is. It's the weak little coward that hides
behind a plethora of aliases.

There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka
Help-Bitch aka No More Chess, aka SBD. There is also a reason you
don't sign
your posts with your real name,
but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling,
frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this
situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth, and everyone with
a brain reading this knows it....and you fight with 100% lies and
nonsense. Also, it doesn't take a shrink to see that this idiot is
talking about himself with his chronic mention of being "bi-curious".
One would expect someone who's too cowardly to post under his real
name is in all likelyhood a homo, so it's not surprising.

Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.


 




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