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On Mar 23, 11:56 am, "help bot" wrote:
On Mar 23, 8:06 am, "Good Moves Are Worth BEANS!" wrote: There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka Help-Bitch aka No More Chess, aka SBD. There is also a reason you don't sign your posts with your real name, but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling, frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth, I can vouch for this; Skippy is ALWAYS fighting with the facts! LOL And of course his inability to differentiate between various posters here can be written off to his lack of mental capacity, much like several others here. --------------------------------- On another matter, the great master Rob Mitchell wrote that Skippy stacked his tournaments with what he called "weaker rated players". This is not true. Although they were rated chess players, they can hardly be described as "weaker" in relation to Skip. For instance, take a look at Sam Cleto -- he *trounced* Skippy, and this is not the only time, either. Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the CFC added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According to the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather dubious sounding adjustment. In fact, if you visit the CFC Web site you will find that Skippy quite often has grave difficulties when it comes to playing REAL chess -- that is, not just the mindless bullet chess where all that matters is hand speed. Still, he's not bad player; perhaps a Class A strength player apart from bullet chess, which would put him at the 100th percentile among his peers, the other pathetic imbeciles at Winterpeg Sanitarium. And even measured against "normal" people, the Class A level is at what -- the 90th percentile? No, Skippy is actually quite good at chess, if nothing else. Oh, and at beating the other inmates up. We caretakers often utilize this to our own advantage. For instance, imagine a situation where one of the inmates pesters and goads us deliberately, knowing full well that we cannot touch him under pain of losing one's job. No problemo: just buy Skippy a candy bar or a beer and tell him that in return, a certain inmate needs to be "taught a lesson". (Not that this has ever happened, you understand; I'm just saying that it is possible, in theory. Of course, this would probably be illegal and so I am definitely against it. No one should ever stoop this low, and it is a clear violation of the sanitarium's written policies. Forget I even mentioned it.) -- coach bot |
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On Mar 23, 1:55 pm, "Rob" wrote:
Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the CFC added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According to the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather dubious sounding adjustment. It is possible that the CFC is just following in the footsteps of its larger rival, the USCF. Our beloved chess organization is notorious for the political "adjustments" to its members' ratings over the years. One example of this kind of insanity was when either the USCF or FIDE manipulated the ratings of players based on sex, but decided that one specific player (J. Polgar) would be an exception. Over the years, the USCF has implemented "bonus" and "feedback" and then taken back their move seemingly at random, causing the ratings pool to go up and then down, like a wave at sea. As to Skippy's Class A status, I would not say that there is anything wrong with that. Some of the smartest people in this newsgroup belong to that very class (wink). It is somewhere around the 90th percentile, which is not bad at all. No, Skippy's problem is not that he is not a decent chess player; it is that he can't think clearly when he's off his meds, and of course even when he takes them as the doctors prescribe, he remains in a state of constant irritation, lashing out at phantoms which he describes as "morons", "imbeciles" and so forth. It's really rather funny in a way, when you consider his own very low IQ. LOL -- help bot |
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Help-Bitch is a low IQ, low testosterone loser and usenet troll who
is afraid of everything, including his own shadow. That's why he feels the need to cowardly hide behind an alias. He's not even a chess player. His big claim to fame is his moderate success at computer-assisted corr. games on RedHotPawn where he just does what his fritz tells him to. What the moron doesn't know, is that I stopped reading what he posts a long time ago, lol. I love the fact that this worthless imbecile continues to make a complete jackass out of himself with the long-winded drivel that spews from his keyboard. Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess rating http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557 Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is: http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm And check out this game: http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't make in a bullet game time scramble. JMR |
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There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka
Help-Bitch aka No More Chess, aka SBD. There is also a reason you don't sign your posts with your real name, but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling, frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth, and everyone with a brain reading this knows it....and you fight with 100% lies and nonsense. Also, it doesn't take a shrink to see that this idiot is talking about himself with his chronic mention of being "bi-curious". One would expect someone who's too cowardly to post under his real name is in all likelyhood a homo, so it's not surprising. Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess rating http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557 Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is: http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm And check out this game: http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't make in a bullet game time scramble. JMR |
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There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka
Help-Bitch aka No More Chess, aka SBD. There is also a reason you don't sign your posts with your real name, but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling, frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth, and everyone with a brain reading this knows it....and you fight with 100% lies and nonsense. Also, it doesn't take a shrink to see that this idiot is talking about himself with his chronic mention of being "bi-curious". One would expect someone who's too cowardly to post under his real name is in all likelyhood a homo, so it's not surprising. Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess rating http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557 Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is: http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm And check out this game: http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't make in a bullet game time scramble. JMR |
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On Mar 23, 12:58 pm, "Skippy Repa" wrote: Bi curious Jason Repa is a failure and a horrible chess player Results from "Skippy's" Tournament.... a Classic? LOL Jason Repa Classic [ Home ] [ Crosstables ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------**----- Tournament Director Jason Repa Finish Date 2004/3/28 Tournament # 200405008 Province MB # Name Old Perf New High Results Tot 1 Cleto, Sam 1888 2074 1933 1992 X X 1 = 0 = 1 1 4.0 2 Zaczek, Jonathon 1876 2011 1918 1918 0 = X X 1 = 1 = 3.5 3 Van Wyk, Joseph 1954 1852 1928 1954 1 = 0 = X X 0 = 2.5 4 Repa, Jason 1992 1773 1 938 1992 0 0 0 = 1 = X X= 2.0 Notice how he tried to "stack" his tournament with weaker rated players at the start of the Jason Repa Classic? He finished dead last in a tournament he attempted to stack in his favor. LOL What a joke! Rob Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the CFC added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According to the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather dubious sounding adjustment. I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus" refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits Repa has achieved a new title. He is a "MASTER-BAITER" LOL I don't think he will figure that out. If you want to hear what an ape in bi curious ape in heat sounds like... listen to this clip of Skippy trying to sing! http://members.shaw.ca/jasonspics/tl.mp3 |
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Everyone knows who the fag is. It's the weak little coward that hides
behind a plethora of aliases. There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka Help-Bitch aka No More Chess, aka SBD. There is also a reason you don't sign your posts with your real name, but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling, frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth, and everyone with a brain reading this knows it....and you fight with 100% lies and nonsense. Also, it doesn't take a shrink to see that this idiot is talking about himself with his chronic mention of being "bi-curious". One would expect someone who's too cowardly to post under his real name is in all likelyhood a homo, so it's not surprising. Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess rating http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557 Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is: http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm And check out this game: http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't make in a bullet game time scramble. |
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