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Old March 28th 07, 04:16 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
michael adams
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Default FACT:Skippy Repa is a loser.

Ralf Callenberg wrote:

On Mar 27, 6:26 am, "Rob" wrote:

I didn't post that. Jason did.


I have to admit I have difficulties believing that. Jason indeed seems
to send some of his posts over different proxies, partly located in
Korea. But I would be surprised, if he were able to forge the complete
header so that it looks exactly like yours, inlcuding IP and so on.


Ralf,

Me & Sucky are flying over to Winterpeg tomorrow armed with a bit of
two-by-four & a length of broomstick handle. We're going to wait for him
& make _real_ sure of him [see how quiet he's become?] Right now, he's
cowering under his bed - ****ting himself..
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Old March 28th 07, 05:37 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
help bot
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Default FACT:Skippy Repa is a loser.

On Mar 27, 10:16 pm, michael adams wrote:

Me & Sucky are flying over to Winterpeg tomorrow armed with a bit of
two-by-four & a length of broomstick handle. We're going to wait for him
& make _real_ sure of him [see how quiet he's become?] Right now, he's
cowering under his bed - ****ting himself..


Take care where you stick that broomstick handle --
Skippy might actually enjoy it! He reminds me of the
guy they kept locked in a trunk down in the basement
in the movie Pulp Fiction.

-- coach bot




  #23  
Old March 28th 07, 07:31 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
michael adams
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Default FACT:Skippy Repa is a loser.

help bot wrote:

On Mar 27, 10:16 pm, michael adams wrote:

Me & Sucky are flying over to Winterpeg tomorrow armed with a bit of
two-by-four & a length of broomstick handle. We're going to wait for him
& make _real_ sure of him [see how quiet he's become?] Right now, he's
cowering under his bed - ****ting himself..


Take care where you stick that broomstick handle --
Skippy might actually enjoy it! He reminds me of the
guy they kept locked in a trunk down in the basement
in the movie Pulp Fiction.

-- coach bot


You wanna talk pulp fiction with me bot? Fact is: this is the movie I
never did see - yet. What 'they' gonna show me, uh? Am I gonna be a
better person after seeing this movie bot? or am I ok hosay without
these money-grabbing pigs relieving my hip-pocket of $$'s that I want
for my Mother's funeral? What scum. Where is this ****ting Canadian
coward Repa, now we really don't need him?..
  #24  
Old March 28th 07, 08:13 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
help bot
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Default FACT:Skippy Repa is a loser.

On Mar 28, 1:31 am, michael adams wrote:

Take care where you stick that broomstick handle --
Skippy might actually enjoy it! He reminds me of the
guy they kept locked in a trunk down in the basement
in the movie Pulp Fiction.


-- coach bot


You wanna talk pulp fiction with me bot? Fact is: this is the movie I
never did see - yet. What 'they' gonna show me, uh? Am I gonna be a
better person after seeing this movie bot? or am I ok hosay without
these money-grabbing pigs relieving my hip-pocket of $$'s that I want
for my Mother's funeral? What scum. Where is this ****ting Canadian
coward Repa, now we really don't need him?..


Well, Pulp Fiction is about this guy who inherits a
watch, which for years has been kept ...safe during a
war by... um -- maybe you should just see the movie
yourself, 'cause it's kind of difficult to explain. It's
just a bit out of the ordinary. "Diehard" Bruce Willis
stars, as do Samuel Jackson and John Travolta. A
while back there were quite a few references here in
rgc to a movie called L.A. Confidential, and I would
say that this one is right up there with that one.

Warning: if you are offended by sex, violence, and
every conceivable sort of foul language/lewd references
then stay away. In this case may I recommend: It's a
Wonderful Life, starring Jimmy Stewart, and Lassie
Come Home.

Now, about the money: you don't have to support
those Hollywood movie makers if you're clever. Just
go to your local flea market or Goodwill store and
pick up a copy on VHS for around 50 cents. Once
you've watched it, turn around and re-sell the thing
for 75 cents, and invest all your profits wisely. Now
this is an area where I can be of some help, for just
as I am an expert chess player, so too am I very
knowledgeable about investments.

Oh, and when you go down to the basement to
fetch Skippy Repa, be careful. Strange things have
been known to happen down there. They have him
tied up and locked in the trunk, and only let him out
when they're really horny. I'll bring my blow torch... .

-- pulp bot










  #25  
Old March 28th 07, 09:13 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
michael adams
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Default FACT:Skippy Repa is a loser.

help bot wrote:

...

Oh, and when you go down to the basement to
fetch Skippy Repa, be careful. Strange things have
been known to happen down there. They have him
tied up and locked in the trunk, and only let him out
when they're really horny. I'll bring my blow torch... .

-- pulp bot


Aw well, maybe I could have a go @ chewing his shrivelled virgin nuts
off wiv me brand-new false teeth, a 'dry run' so to speak, but me &
sucky are kind off waiting out to give the coward what for..
 




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