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  #11  
Old March 25th 07, 02:50 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
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Default Poor low IQ, low rated Help-Bitch

On Mar 24, 8:49 pm, "help bot" wrote:
On Mar 24, 9:59 pm, wrote:

In my own very limited experience with Canadian players,
I discovered that, according to them, it was quite common
practice to travel to the northern states to throw games in
order to drive down their USCF ratings so they could play
in a lower section come the big-money events.


More talking out of your ass with compete fabricated lies. I bet you
can't name one single example of this. Just ONE example. The truth is
that Canadian players are STRONGER than american players with a
similiar rating.


Look, Skippy: I have no position on this, on whether


Did I call it, or did I call it? I asked this bull****ting piece of
**** coward for ONE SINGLE EXAMPLE of a case of a Canadian
sandbagging, which shouldn't have been difficult, even for this idiot,
since he said it was A "QUITE COMMON PRACTICE". As usual, when asked
for facts to back up the bull**** he's spewing, he comes up completely
empty-handed.

We do, however, have two concrete examples of americans steve
rosenberg and eugene varshavsky, doing far worse than sandbagging.
They were caught CHEATING WITH PROGRAM ASSISTANCE. Their behavior is
typical of the american mindset......"get ahead at all costs". "Screw
the other guy before he screws you". Canadians don't think this way
and have higher moral standards. Perhaps this is why americans are
despised internationally and often lie and say they're Canadians when
travelling abroad.

I must have really hit home with my cracks about this imbecile having
a low IQ. He was probably devistated to find out his tickle test score
was worthless and in reality he's in the 70-90 range.

Myself, I was tested in high-school and scored in the high 140's (top
2%). I wrote a formal, timed, mensa exam and scored more than well
enough for entry to mensa. Compared to me you're like a lower life
form. Something like a neanderthal man. The fact that I play expert
class chess, and you're a patzer with a rating in the 1400's is
further evidence.

JMR

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  #12  
Old March 25th 07, 06:20 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
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Default Repa Retard chess

On Mar 25, 8:50 am, wrote:

Did I call it, or did I call it? I asked this bull****ting piece of
**** coward for ONE SINGLE EXAMPLE of a case of a Canadian
sandbagging, which shouldn't have been difficult, even for this idiot,
since he said it was A "QUITE COMMON PRACTICE".


Poor, poor Skippy. My imbecile student has not yet
mastered the skill of reading. :(

What I wrote was that *according to them*, this
was a commonplace thing. My own knowledge
of the habits of Canadian players is very limited
on account of my living not in Canada, but in the
USA. In fact, the players in question singled out
New York and the East coast in general as the
places they traveled to to sandbag and win money,
not the Midwest. This only makes sense when
you consider that NY and Phily are the primary
locales of the big-money events, apart from Las
Vegas.


As usual, when asked
for facts to back up the bull**** he's spewing, he comes up completely
empty-handed.


Look Skip: do you really expect me to name names,
to embarrass a few specific Canadians just in order to
satisfy the cravings of a raving lunatic? Suffice it to
say that you need to grow up a little, get some real
perspective on life. Your personal cravings are not
what the world revolves around. This would only make
sense if you, Skippy Repa, were to sign a sworn
affidavit that upon seeing the names in question, you
would shut up and get a life. Yes, then I might sacrifice
these kindly fellows on the altar of humanity! LOL

BTW, have you ever heard of the Peace Games?
It is a VERY friendly competition between the USA
and Canada, wherein the two neighboring countries
compete in various sports (and games), "in the
spirit of friendship" and all that. Now what sort of
spirit of friendship is it where one side later
incriminates the other's participants on charges of
cheating, based upon their own admissions? After
seeing what "my fellow Americans" are capable of, I
hold no grudges against these Canadians for trying
to exploit our muddled system to win some money.
To me, it just shows that corruption is commonplace,
the world over. The attitude seems to be: "beat the
system, by hook or by crook".


We do, however, have two concrete examples of americans steve
rosenberg and eugene varshavsky, doing far worse than sandbagging.
They were caught CHEATING WITH PROGRAM ASSISTANCE.


Ah, so those were Americans. You know, in addition
to a high suicide rate, we Americans seem to have a
real problem with greed. The focus is all too often on
money, and even the term success is taken for granted
as referring primarily to *financial* success. :(


Their behavior is
typical of the american mindset......"get ahead at all costs". "Screw
the other guy before he screws you". Canadians don't think this way
and have higher moral standards.


LOL! Apparently, you need to get out more. Try
visiting Toronto some time. I expect the problem is
not as severe in Canada, but from what I have seen,
there is still an issue with corruption. For example,
did you know that in our friendly PG competitions,
the Canadians routinely "stacked the ladder" in order
to win? It's true. No money at stake, yet winning
was everything, just as in American sports! In fact,
our guys were so dumb that they allowed this to work,
time and again! You guys kicked our butts in chess
not because we were that much weaker, but because
your guy in Toronto took pains to determine in advance
exactly how far he needed to go (such as drawing from
Toronto's University, for instance) in order to win. This
is equivalent to us "borrowing" from Chicago to stack
our team with "ringers", so we could win at all costs,
as you put it. FWIW, our guy was not clever enough to
even think of such a plan!



Perhaps this is why americans are
despised internationally and often lie and say they're Canadians when
travelling abroad.


Maybe so. But part of it is due to the warmongering
of our past and current presidents. I expect the lying,
if it exists, is directed at self-preservation.


I must have really hit home with my cracks about this imbecile having
a low IQ.


Well, this is the first time I've seen you come to
accept your problem, and that is the first step
toward solving it. Now, if we can work together,
we may, over the course of several years, begin
to improve your mind, if only by baby steps.



He was probably devistated


Devistated? A combination of "devise" and
"reinstated", perhaps?



to find out his tickle test score
was worthless and in reality he's in the 70-90 range.


Look Skippy, the folks at Tickle claim to have taken
many of their test questions from the very source you
seem to believe is the true litmus test. Get a grip.


Myself, I was tested in high-school and scored in the high 140's (top
2%).


In my high school, they gave the SAT and similar tests,
but not any IQ test. However, in elementary school we
were given such tests and our parents were told the results.
Mine were advised not to inform me of the actual result on
account of the possibility of my getting a swelled head.
The ill effects of this can be clearly seen in those
imbeciles who *were* informed, as shown just above!



I wrote a formal, timed, mensa exam and scored more than well
enough for entry to mensa.


Isn't that "Mensa", Skippy?

I was offered a membership, but declined it because,
as I explained: I didn't want to belong to any club that
would have someone like me for a member.

Compared to me you're like a lower life
form.


Compared to you, I am a genius. But fortunately,
there are other measures. (I like to compare myself
to people who can actually think.)


Something like a neanderthal man. The fact that I play expert
class chess,


Bullet chess, you must mean. Sam Cleto must
think you are a fishy Class A player, at best.


and you're a patzer with a rating in the 1400's is
further evidence.


It's true that my rating is in the 1400s at GetClub.
But then, that is the all-time highest rating ever recorded
there in the history of the world! LOL

My rating on RedHot Pawn is somewhat higher, but
then, everyone starts off at 1200, not 1000. I now have
lost two games at RHP, which makes me wonder
whether a lot of strong players are sandbagging, or if
a few are testing out their chess programs on me. I
have not run any of these games to see if the moves
match up with "Fritz" yet, but perhaps I will do so
eventually. Mainly I am trying to be a bit more cautious
in my play, since my experience at GetClub seems
to have weakened my play a bit. You see, GetClub's
chess program had no endgame whatever, just random
losing moves.

-- coach bot



  #13  
Old March 25th 07, 07:05 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Jimmy
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Default Only a snivelling coward and loser would feel the need to hide behind an alias, as Help-Bitch always does.

On Mar 25, 10:20 am, "help bot" wrote:
On Mar 25, 8:50 am, wrote:

Did I call it, or did I call it? I asked this bull****ting piece of
**** coward for ONE SINGLE EXAMPLE of a case of a Canadian
sandbagging, which shouldn't have been difficult, even for this idiot,
since he said it was A "QUITE COMMON PRACTICE".


Poor, poor Skippy.


As I said....the moron won't be able to come up with ONE SINGLE
EXAMPLE. Everyone that spews from the retard's keyboard is 100%
bull**** and nonsense. I've proven this time and time again. This is
just another example of how this pathetic coward, who doesn't even
have enough self-confidence and backbone to indicate his real name on
his posts, lies, lies, and lies again. Now the worthless coward will
proceed to continuously change the subject. He will oscilate between
ad-hominem attacks to random babbling. Anything but admit that he
can't come up with one single solitary example of his bull****
assertion of Canadians sandbagging, yet I was able to provide two
specific cases of out and out program assistance cheating by
americans. And those are just the two that got caught!

I've proven my case. As usual, this worthless piece of **** coward
(who in all likelyhood is gay) can't back up a single thing. If you
read through his long-winded, boring, and pathetic diatribe, you'll
see nothing at all to do with what we're talking about.

JMR

  #14  
Old March 25th 07, 07:39 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Sanny
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Default Nomorechess is at Top at GetClub


a few are testing out their chess programs on me. I
have not run any of these games to see if the moves
match up with "Fritz" yet, but perhaps I will do so
eventually. Mainly I am trying to be a bit more cautious
in my play, since my experience atGetClubseems
to have weakened my play a bit. You see,GetClub's chess
program had no
endgame whatever, just random
losing moves.


Nomorechess is at the Top. If you feel you are better than him try
beating his records.

Play at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html

Results speak for itself not words. It was a difficult task to beat
Taylor Kingston's Record and Nomorechess was able to do it. That's the
reasion I praise Nomorechess for reaching at the TOP at GETCLUB.com

Nomorechess have prooved that his records is highest at GetClub.com.
And JMR says his rating is 2000+ Then you have to show me recorded
games where you have won Master Level.

Today Chess_Freak was able to beat Master Level in 41 Moves. So if you
have the power in Chess Show by beating Nomorechess at GetClub.com
site.

I will keep praising him till you beat his records. It is open
Challenge No one can say he is not allowed. Beat NOMORECHESS or shut
your mouth.

Bye
Sanny

Play Chess at: http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html
You can play Chess with Computer as well as Human opponents here.
And your Games are Recorded. http://www.GetClub.com/Chess.html


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Old March 25th 07, 09:05 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
You STOLE your deal with Sosa!!
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Default Sucky is a 1500 rated idiot. His IQ is too low to play chess.

Nobody is interested in your garbage joke site idiot. Take your 1500 rated
ass and find a tic tac toe forum to spam in.

JMR


  #16  
Old March 27th 07, 09:35 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
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Default Sucky is a 1500 rated idiot. His IQ is too low to play chess.

On Mar 25, 3:05 pm, "You STOLE your deal with Sosa!!"
wrote:
Nobody is interested in your garbage joke site idiot. Take your 1500 rated
ass and find a tic tac toe forum to spam in.

JMR


Skippy seems totally unaware that once Sanny sped
up the program a bit, there was quite a contest going
on over who would take the monthly prize. Normally,
when I log on to play there is maybe one other player
listed, but the last time -- after the speed-up -- there
were half a dozen! This is quite an improvement, and
the more so when you consider how strong these
players are.

Funny Skip should mention tic-tac-toe, though; this
is just the sort of thing which might prove to be an
interesting challenge for Sanny's programming team. :D

-- help bot



  #17  
Old March 28th 07, 06:08 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
help bot
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Default Only a snivelling coward and loser would feel the need to hide behind an alias, as Help-Bitch always does.

On Mar 25, 1:05 pm, "Jimmy" wrote:

As I said....the moron won't be able to come up with ONE SINGLE
EXAMPLE. Everyone that spews from the retard's keyboard is 100%
bull**** and nonsense.


Just how many "someones" have come out of his
keyboard so far, I wonder? LOL


I've proven this time and time again. This is
just another example of how this pathetic coward, who doesn't even
have enough self-confidence and backbone to indicate his real name on
his posts, lies, lies, and lies again. Now the worthless coward will
proceed to continuously change the subject. He will oscilate between
ad-hominem attacks to random babbling. Anything but admit that he
can't come up with one single solitary example of his bull****
assertion of Canadians sandbagging, yet I was able to provide two
specific cases of out and out program assistance cheating by
americans. And those are just the two that got caught!


Despite having a hopelessly low IQ, Skippy nevertheless
managed to stumble over an excellent point he most
cheating is not caught. Or if it is, there is no enforcement
of the rules.

I've proven my case. As usual, this worthless piece of **** coward
(who in all likelyhood is gay)


This peculiar fixation on homosexuality is fascinating.
Generally speaking, the subject will "project" his own
issue, as I will call it, onto another, as a way of coping
with internal conflict. Even if the subject is "90% straight",
he somehow detests that small part of him which makes
him "bi-curious", etc. In my view, another example of
a mixed-up mess of a man was Sigmund Freud, but
that is another subject.


can't back up a single thing. If you
read through his long-winded, boring, and pathetic diatribe, you'll
see nothing at all to do with what we're talking about.


There is no way that Skippy could know what you
will or will not find in that posting unless he has been
fibbing (again) about not reading my posts. Poor Skip.
He is so *incredibly stupid* he can't see how he keeps
on discrediting himself with these repeated lies. I've
tried to help him -- really I have. I have given countless
tips and pointers. I've provided spelling and grammar
lessons, lessons in elementary logic and reason -- but
always to no avail. It's most likely a question of the
brain lacking some vital nutrients, or perhaps an unseen
tumor or blood clot cutting off the flow of oxygen to
this vital organ. Who knows.

What I find fascinating, however, is the creature's
amazing ability to perform a complex function like
playing bullet-chess, in spite of this gigantic mental
handicap! For not only are the motor skills of eye-
hand coordination seen to be working properly, but
the very basic calculation and memory functions are
as well. The primary area of extensive damage is
apparently that where rational thinking takes place.
Very interesting.

-- doc bot





 




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