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Old March 24th 07, 05:15 PM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
You STOLE your deal with Sosa!!
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Default Jason vs The Lackeys

Looks like we're in the throes of some middlegame tension. He who's isp
pulls the plug first....loses!


By the way, there was some discussion of the rating differences between
Canadians and americans. Most people already know (including most americans)
that the uscf ratings are inflated compared to their CFC counterparts, with
very few exceptions. From my experience, I had the opportunity to play
americans in 1997 when many of them came to my city of Winnipeg to compete
in the Canadian Open event. We had 11 Grandmasters compete in that
tournament and it was won clear first by GM Julian Hodgson. There is a
crosstable he
http://www.chess.ca/xtable.asp?TNum=199707060

At this point, I had only been playing tournament chess for 2 years and had
done very little study of the game. My rating going into the tournament was
1859. As you can see for yourself, my only loss to an american was to 2144
rated Rod Brown. It was a good game and he outplayed me. I drew 2211 rated
Curt Brasket with my Dutch Defence. I won all three of my other games that
were against americans, including 2080 uscf rated Don Aldrich. Here is the
game:

http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/Repa-Aldrich.htm

I've since changed over to the 5.g3 (main line) against the Lasker From
instead of the older 5.d4 knight sacrifice line played in the game. However,
the line chosen was good enough to beat a uscf "expert".

JMR



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Old March 25th 07, 12:43 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Mike Murray
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Default Jason vs The Lackeys

On Sat, 24 Mar 2007 16:15:57 GMT, "You STOLE your deal with Sosa!!"
wrote:


http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/Repa-Aldrich.htm


At what point were you out of your book ?
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Old March 25th 07, 02:15 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
You STOLE your deal with Sosa!!
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"Mike Murray" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 24 Mar 2007 16:15:57 GMT, "You STOLE your deal with Sosa!!"
wrote:


http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/Repa-Aldrich.htm


At what point were you out of your book ?


Interesting question. The line is supposed to go:

1.f4 e5 2.fxe5 d6 3.exd6 Bxd6 4.Nf3 g5 5.d4?! g4 6.Ng5 f5! (trapping the
knight and threatening 7...h6) 7.e4 h6 8.Nh3 (believe it or not this is a
line) 8....gxh3 9.Qh5+ Kf8 10.Bc4 Rh7! -/+ (an improvement over the old move
10....Qe8?). There is still quite a bit of juice in the position and black
must find several only moves to hold his material advantage and win the
ending.

My opponent chose a strange continuation that I had never seen, nor
considered befo 7....f4?! Now I should have simply played 8.e5!
immediately and if 8....Qxg5 9.exd6 Qh4+ 10.Kd2 cxd6 11.Qe1+ Kxe1 and white
has excellent play for the win with the bishop pair and better pawns

JMR


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Old March 25th 07, 03:37 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
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On Mar 24, 12:15 pm, "You STOLE your deal with Sosa!!"
wrote:

By the way, there was some discussion of the rating differences between
Canadians and americans. Most people already know (including most americans)


Survey results can be found he

http://www.intheimaginationofRepa.ca/


that the uscf ratings are inflated compared to their CFC counterparts, with
very few exceptions.


I would not be so quick to make sweeping pronouncements
based on limited personal experiences. And the very idea
that an imbecile can read minds en mass is just plain silly!

In my own very limited experience with Canadian players,
I discovered that, according to them, it was quite common
practice to travel to the northern states to throw games in
order to drive down their USCF ratings so they could play
in a lower section come the big-money events, like the
New York Open, the World Open, and so forth. That kind
of prize money was simply unavailable in Canadian events,
so it became the primary focus of USCF-rated play. These
guys didn't seem to care a whit about their USCF ratings,
except as a tool to win money, and they regarded their
Canadian ratings as the real measure of relative strength.
FYI: those players were largely from the Toronto area, not
Winterpeg.

-- coach bot



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Old March 25th 07, 03:59 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
spamexpert4@gmail.com
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Default TRUE FACT: Rob Mitchell, aka Help-Bitch, aka NoMoreChess is a testosterone-deficient moron with a 1400 elo!

On Mar 24, 7:37 pm, "help bot" wrote:
On Mar 24, 12:15 pm, "You STOLE your deal with Sosa!!"

wrote:
By the way, there was some discussion of the rating differences between
Canadians and americans. Most people already know (including most americans)


Survey results can be found he

http://www.intheimaginationofRepa.ca/

that the uscf ratings are inflated compared to their CFC counterparts, with
very few exceptions.


I would not be so quick to make sweeping pronouncements
based on limited personal experiences.


My statement wasn't based exclusively on my personal experiences my
low IQ, low testosterone cowardly friend. You need to learn how to
read at an adult level. Nowhere in my post did I say, or imply that.
I'm not going to repeat what I said in that post. You're going to have
to go back and re-read it a few times until the information sinks in.


In my own very limited experience with Canadian players,
I discovered that, according to them, it was quite common
practice to travel to the northern states to throw games in
order to drive down their USCF ratings so they could play
in a lower section come the big-money events.


More talking out of your ass with compete fabricated lies. I bet you
can't name one single example of this. Just ONE example. The truth is
that Canadian players are STRONGER than american players with a
similiar rating. They don't need to "throw games" to be effectively
underrated in uscf events. They already are underrated.



New York Open, the World Open, and so forth.


You better get your facts straight my pathetic cowardly friend who
hides behind aliases....... It was two americans that got caught
cheating in the world open. There has never been a single case of any
Canadian even being accused of cheating on a major usa tournament. The
reason is that Canadians, on average, have much higher morals and
sense of fair play.

As I said, there is ample proof out there. When you're not busy
cowering from your own shadow, do some research and you'll find that
much more often than not, when Canadians and americans lock horns on
the chessboard, the Canadians perform better than their
ratings......the americans worse. There are, of course, a few
exceptions.

Were you beaten and humiliated by your parents Help-Bitch? I'm trying
to understand how someone could develop into such a pathetic and
lowely little creature. You're afraid of everyone and everything

JMR


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Old March 25th 07, 04:25 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Rob
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Default Repa Retard chess

On Mar 24, 8:37 pm, "help bot" wrote:
On Mar 24, 12:15 pm, "You STOLE your deal with Sosa!!"

wrote:
By the way, there was some discussion of the rating differences between
Canadians and americans. Most people already know (including most americans)


Survey results can be found he

http://www.intheimaginationofRepa.ca/

that the uscf ratings are inflated compared to their CFC counterparts, with
very few exceptions.


I would not be so quick to make sweeping pronouncements
based on limited personal experiences. And the very idea
that an imbecile can read minds en mass is just plain silly!

In my own very limited experience with Canadian players,
I discovered that, according to them, it was quite common
practice to travel to the northern states to throw games in
order to drive down their USCF ratings so they could play
in a lower section come the big-money events, like the
New York Open, the World Open, and so forth. That kind
of prize money was simply unavailable in Canadian events,
so it became the primary focus of USCF-rated play. These
guys didn't seem to care a whit about their USCF ratings,
except as a tool to win money, and they regarded their
Canadian ratings as the real measure of relative strength.
FYI: those players were largely from the Toronto area, not
Winterpeg.

-- coach bot


On Mar 23, 2:03 pm, "Rob" wrote:


I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus"
refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits!


Skippy is quite good at bullet-chess. His eye-hand
coordination has been honed to a fine edge despite
frequently being drunk and off his prescribed meds.
Indeed, despite a severe lack of mental and social
development, Skip has become like the Rain Man
character played by Dustin Hoffman -- very good at
one simple task. It is interesting to note that despite
his mental handicap, Skippy has an amazing ability
to quickly shift wood with a computer mouse, often
winning on time against players with twice his IQ!


I don't know why everyone wants to pick on the poor
boy. I mean, is it his fault that his development has
been severely retarded? Is he responsible for being
born a cretinous blob of frustrated ectoplasm and
hair? Not that I wish to point a finger at his parents,
but hey, where were they when the developmental
phase was supposed to ensue? Where were they
when Skippy was supposed to be learning to get
along with other kids, or when he was supposed to
be attending school? About the only thing they (if
indeed he can be supposed to have had two parents
and not just one) got right was in familiarizing the
poor creature with computers and the mouse.


Were it not for the renowned skill of the many
doctors at the sanitarium, we might all have given
up any hope of any improvement long ago. There
is always hope... .


-- coach bot


On Mar 23, 12:58 pm, "Skippy Repa" wrote:

Bi curious Jason Repa is a failure and a horrible chess player

Results from "Skippy's" Tournament.... a Classic? LOL

Jason Repa Classic

[ Home ] [ Crosstables ]

---------------------------------------------------------------------------**-----

Tournament Director Jason Repa Finish Date 2004/3/28
Tournament # 200405008 Province MB

# Name Old Perf New High
Results Tot
1
Cleto, Sam 1888 2074 1933 1992 X X 1 = 0 = 1 1
4.0

2
Zaczek, Jonathon 1876 2011 1918 1918 0 = X X 1 = 1 = 3.5

3
Van Wyk, Joseph 1954 1852 1928 1954 1 = 0 = X X 0 = 2.5

4
Repa, Jason 1992 1773 1 938 1992 0 0 0 = 1 = X X=
2.0

Notice how he tried to "stack" his tournament with weaker rated
players at the start of the Jason Repa Classic? He finished dead
last
in a tournament he attempted to stack in his favor.

LOL What a joke!

Rob

Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the
CFC
added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active
from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According
to
the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather
dubious sounding adjustment.

I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus"
refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits

Repa has achieved a new title. He is a "MASTER-BAITER"

LOL

I don't think he will figure that out.

If you want to hear what an ape in bi curious ape in heat sounds
like... listen to this clip of Skippy trying to sing!

http://members.shaw.ca/jasonspics/tl.mp3

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Old March 25th 07, 04:34 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
spamexpert4@gmail.com
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Default Re - Did you notice how both "Rob" and "Help-Bitch" suddenly come online at the same time?


Were you beaten and humiliated by your parents Help-Bitch? I'm trying
to understand how someone could develop into such a pathetic and lowly
little creature. You're afraid of everyone and everything. You clearly
have absolutely not a shred of a social life, nor do you have a
career. You spend an enormous amount of time, and energy, composing
your nonsensical posts. They are all riddled with lies,
disinformation, and are definitive evidence of your severely low level
of intelligence. Being a Usenet troll is your full time job. The
hilarious thing is you're not even a chess player, yet you're King of
the Trolls in a chess Usenet group!

JMR


Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble

  #8  
Old March 25th 07, 04:36 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
Rob
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Default Repa Retard chess/ The Master- Baiter

On Mar 24, 8:37 pm, "help bot" wrote:
On Mar 24, 12:15 pm, "You STOLE your deal with Sosa!!"

wrote:
By the way, there was some discussion of the rating differences between
Canadians and americans. Most people already know (including most americans)


Survey results can be found he

http://www.intheimaginationofRepa.ca/

that the uscf ratings are inflated compared to their CFC counterparts, with
very few exceptions.


I would not be so quick to make sweeping pronouncements
based on limited personal experiences. And the very idea
that an imbecile can read minds en mass is just plain silly!

In my own very limited experience with Canadian players,
I discovered that, according to them, it was quite common
practice to travel to the northern states to throw games in
order to drive down their USCF ratings so they could play
in a lower section come the big-money events, like the
New York Open, the World Open, and so forth. That kind
of prize money was simply unavailable in Canadian events,
so it became the primary focus of USCF-rated play. These
guys didn't seem to care a whit about their USCF ratings,
except as a tool to win money, and they regarded their
Canadian ratings as the real measure of relative strength.
FYI: those players were largely from the Toronto area, not
Winterpeg.

-- coach bot


On Mar 23, 2:03 pm, "Rob" wrote:


I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus"
refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits!


Skippy is quite good at bullet-chess. His eye-hand
coordination has been honed to a fine edge despite
frequently being drunk and off his prescribed meds.
Indeed, despite a severe lack of mental and social
development, Skip has become like the Rain Man
character played by Dustin Hoffman -- very good at
one simple task. It is interesting to note that despite
his mental handicap, Skippy has an amazing ability
to quickly shift wood with a computer mouse, often
winning on time against players with twice his IQ!


I don't know why everyone wants to pick on the poor
boy. I mean, is it his fault that his development has
been severely retarded? Is he responsible for being
born a cretinous blob of frustrated ectoplasm and
hair? Not that I wish to point a finger at his parents,
but hey, where were they when the developmental
phase was supposed to ensue? Where were they
when Skippy was supposed to be learning to get
along with other kids, or when he was supposed to
be attending school? About the only thing they (if
indeed he can be supposed to have had two parents
and not just one) got right was in familiarizing the
poor creature with computers and the mouse.


Were it not for the renowned skill of the many
doctors at the sanitarium, we might all have given
up any hope of any improvement long ago. There
is always hope... .


-- coach bot


On Mar 23, 12:58 pm, "Skippy Repa" wrote:

Bi curious Jason Repa is a failure and a horrible chess player

Results from "Skippy's" Tournament.... a Classic? LOL

Jason Repa Classic

[ Home ] [ Crosstables ]

---------------------------------------------------------------------------**-----

Tournament Director Jason Repa Finish Date 2004/3/28
Tournament # 200405008 Province MB

# Name Old Perf New High
Results Tot
1
Cleto, Sam 1888 2074 1933 1992 X X 1 = 0 = 1 1
4.0

2
Zaczek, Jonathon 1876 2011 1918 1918 0 = X X 1 = 1 = 3.5

3
Van Wyk, Joseph 1954 1852 1928 1954 1 = 0 = X X 0 = 2.5

4
Repa, Jason 1992 1773 1 938 1992 0 0 0 = 1 = X X=
2.0

Notice how he tried to "stack" his tournament with weaker rated
players at the start of the Jason Repa Classic? He finished dead
last
in a tournament he attempted to stack in his favor.

LOL What a joke!

Rob

Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the
CFC
added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active
from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According
to
the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather
dubious sounding adjustment.

I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus"
refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits

Repa has achieved a new title. He is a "MASTER-BAITER"

LOL

I don't think he will figure that out.

If you want to hear what an ape in bi curious ape in heat sounds
like... listen to this clip of Skippy trying to sing!

http://members.shaw.ca/jasonspics/tl.mp3

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Old March 25th 07, 04:47 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
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Default --- Did you notice how both "Rob" and "Help-Bitch" both suddenly are making posts at the same time?

We want to know.......

Were you beaten and humiliated by your parents Help-Bitch? I'm trying
to understand how someone could develop into such a pathetic and lowly
little creature. You're afraid of everyone and everything. You clearly
have absolutely not a shred of a social life, nor do you have a
career. You spend an enormous amount of time, and energy, composing
your nonsensical posts. They are all riddled with lies,
disinformation, and are definitive evidence of your severely low level
of intelligence. Being a Usenet troll is your full time job. The
hilarious thing is you're not even a chess player, yet you're King of
the Trolls in a chess Usenet group!

Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_ches..._vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.

  #10  
Old March 25th 07, 04:49 AM posted to rec.games.chess.misc
help bot
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Default Repa Retard chess

On Mar 24, 9:59 pm, wrote:

In my own very limited experience with Canadian players,
I discovered that, according to them, it was quite common
practice to travel to the northern states to throw games in
order to drive down their USCF ratings so they could play
in a lower section come the big-money events.


More talking out of your ass with compete fabricated lies. I bet you
can't name one single example of this. Just ONE example. The truth is
that Canadian players are STRONGER than american players with a
similiar rating.


Look, Skippy: I have no position on this, on whether
Canadian ratings or American ratings are higher or
the same. All I'm saying is that these guys themselves
*bragged* about winning the big bucks by beating the
system, or if you prefer, outwitting folks like Bill
Goichberg who thought they had a handle on this,
but were in fact quite clueless.



They don't need to "throw games" to be effectively
underrated in uscf events. They already are underrated.


Perhaps. But by throwing games they were able
to compete in an even lower section. Since you
are an imbecile, let me give a simplified example:

Suppose a player from Canada was of 2100 strength
USCF and he wanted to avoid playing American
sandbaggers in the Class A section. Instead of
throwing games to get down to 1999, this guy would
of course ALREADY be somewhere in the Class A
range, having been doing this routinely for years. So
he throws games until he gets into the Class B
section, where the Experts who have sandbagged to
play down a section are no longer a threat. In this
section, the Class B section, all he needs to worry
about are the myriad American sandbaggers who
are mainly of Class A strength. At 2100 strength,
the Canadian sandbagger has a huge advantage
over the American sandbaggers, apart from a very
few who have made it their life's work to sandbag,
who have studiously avoided ever establishing a
decent USCF rating which would raise their floor.



You better get your facts straight my pathetic cowardly friend who
hides behind aliases....... It was two americans that got caught
cheating in the world open.


Fine. Nobody said that Americans don't sandbag,
or that Americans don't cheat. That is beside the
point, Skippy.

There has never been a single case of any
Canadian even being accused of cheating on a major usa tournament.


Wow. I suppose you typed that while keeping
a 90%-straight face! LOL

Look, Skippy: nobody can possibly know such
a thing, as it would require "omniscience". That
is a quality attributed by men to God -- never to
mere mortals. You really are an imbecile, Skip.


The reason is that Canadians, on average, have much higher morals and
sense of fair play.


The ones I dealt with were very friendly and
even generous. The fellow who hosted me for
that event spent a good deal of money on my
account. I have no complaints, apart from
getting zero in the way of sleep and thus playing
below par. Tip: NEVER ride the bus to Canada
in the summertime!


As I said, there is ample proof out there. When you're not busy
cowering from your own shadow, do some research and you'll find that
much more often than not, when Canadians and americans lock horns on
the chessboard, the Canadians perform better than their
ratings......the americans worse. There are, of course, a few
exceptions.


I watched a game where IM Igor Ivanov was
stomping GM Walter Browne. Unfortunately,
time pressure ensued and the IM choked it,
losing. The clowns at Chess Lies published
this as a sort of brilliancy for the GM! LOL


Were you beaten and humiliated by your parents Help-Bitch?


Projection is a remarkable thing; not only
does it allow a glimpse deep inside the mind of
the disturbed writer, but it somehow allows him to
express deep-set pain, which is healthy.



I'm trying to understand how someone could develop into such a pathetic and
lowely little creature. You're afraid of everyone and everything


Interesting. But now the question is: are you
ever going to face your inner fears? Oh, and
Skippy, you misspelled "lowly". By adding on
an extra vowel, you change the pronunciation
from two to three syllables. Thus: low-el-ee.
Of course, this word has but two syllables:
low-lee. Keep trying, Skip. Don't let your low
IQ deter you from your quest to master the
American language -- the language which will
no doubt become universal throughout the
entire world (whether George Bush manages
to conquer it or not).

-- coach bot




 




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