Tom Sawyer wrote:

Look here Tom, Phil is trying to ram his durty corn-cob dong in an
unwilling cornbot's motormouth, really Phil wants the security of bot's
****ty anal regions but is shocked by this 'freudian' revelation! Liary
Parr is just to stir the pot and Rob's nose is habitually coated with
yucky brown-stuff.

Hth.

The Truth.

Tom Sawyer wrote:

The fact that it's small and new is probably the only reason why it's
devoid of all this ****e. The bigger it grows the higher the signal That's why Usenet is "dying out". It's not dying
out but just imitating real life by engulfing more than it's fare share
of whackos.

Aren't you contradicting yourself here Tom (see above) but no matter, I
note the Northern English inflection regarding **** ie: '****e' - good
one. Make a good little ****tle in your ****e-addled excuse for a brain
tommy-boy. Chortle.

The truth.

* The Truth. wrote:
Tom Sawyer wrote:

The fact that it's small and new is probably the only reason why
it's devoid of all this ****e. The bigger it grows the higher the
signal That's why Usenet is "dying out". It's not dying out but
just imitating real life by engulfing more than it's fare share of
whackos.

Aren't you contradicting yourself here Tom (see above)

Erm, Yeah, I meant "LOWER" signal-to-noise ratio. Garbage in, Garbage
out. You should know what I mean, Mr Truth, being a contributor and all.

"Tom".

On Jun 27, 7:09 am, "The Truth." wrote:
help bot wrote:

On Jun 25, 1:30 pm, Fred wrote:

Is Sam Sloan a real person?

Yes. In fact, he defeated Bill Brock (another "real" person)
head-to-head, in person, in a grudge (chess) match. A few
posters here have described in horrid detail how he looks,
sounds, and even smells -- and it doesn't get any more real
than that!

Someone mentioned in a post the other day that there are impostors.

Any impostor can be readily identified by simply asking

Good, good stuff. Finally 'cornbot' is learning how to spell _impostor_
correct.

Correctly; you have to add the "ly" because it is an
adverb. And your comment "Good, good stuff", is
redundant; you have simply repeated the adjective
"good" a second time.

Interestingly, the real SS can be identified by asking
him about TJ's slave children, on account of his rather
unusual obsession with the subject. But postings by
Skippy Repa are often readily identifiable in themselves,
and that is quite unusual. Care to guess what is
unique about these postings, which makes them so
easy to identify from the postings of normal people?
(Oops...)

-- coach bot

On Jun 27, 7:09 am, "The Truth." wrote:

Someone mentioned in a post the other day that there are impostors.

Any impostor can be readily identified by simply asking...

Good, good stuff. Finally 'cornbot' is learning how to spell _impostor_
correct. Well done cornmouth. And while Phil Innes is busily fornicating
with your 'things' you might be looking to your corn-stik arse.


I just finished reading the latest issue of Consumer Reports
magazine, the August 2007 issue. On page 65 I noticed
that the editor made a boo-boo in paragraph three along these
same lines:
---------------
"A freeze essentially locks up the information needed to
conduct a credit check, and creditors won't open new
accounts without that check. An imposter will be foiled...".
---------------

The reason is obvious: 'Muricans pronounce the word just
as it was misspelled by CR, not as im-pos-TOR. This word
is most often encountered, not in text, but in movies or on
TV, so the proper spelling is easy to forget. This explains
how even the uppity writers at CR could overlook such an
error, in spite of their normally excellent proofreading.

One thing I love about CR is the way in which they have
consistently talked-the-talk of, say, better automobile fuel
mileage, while at the same time weighing what they like
to call performance very heavily in their ratings and the
commentaries of their auto tests. These folks want to
have their cake and eat it, too.


Here's a question I have always wanted to ask, but was
afraid to: why do postings by Sam Sloan sometimes
appear under the handle "sam sloan", and other times
under "Sam Sloan"? I mean, is he a day trader, with dual
machines running side-by-side so he can monitor his
holdings and read Jim Cramer simultaneously?

-- help bot