"Sam Sloan" wrote in message
...
| Alice in Wonderland made simple for kids
|
| Adopted from the original by Lewis Carroll
|
| and with all of the Original Drawings by John Tenniel
|
| Alice in Wonderland was originally a story told to three little girls
| aged 8 to 13 during a boat ride in 1865. One of the little girls was
| named Alice. She asked the story-teller to write it down and later on
| he did. Eventually, it was published and immediately it became a great
| sensation.
|
| However, the story is complex and difficult to follow. Few children
| can read and understand it, especially since it is filled with
| puzzles, riddles and logical problems. Most of the time, Mothers read
| it to their daughters. Adults read and study it as well. There are
| even political aspects to the story, as some of the characters were
| drawn to resemble British officials in power at the time. For example,
| "Bill the Lizard" is suspected of being a caricature of the British
| Prime Minister in office at the time.
|
| The author here has a six-year-old daughter who likes to look at the
| pictures of Alice and her friends but can read few of the words.
| Therefore, the original work has been rewritten in short simple words
| and sentences that a child aged 6 to 10 should be able to read.
|
| At the same time, the story line of the original has been followed
| faithfully. All of the original characters are still here. All of the
| 42 drawings in the original work are used.
|
| The length has been greatly reduced mostly by reducing the lengthy
| dialogues. Yet, the flavor of the conversations has been preserved.
|
| It is hoped that even adults will find this book useful, as the
| original work is a difficult read requiring many hours of study and
| concentration. Here, an adult can read this in a few minutes and turn
| to the original for the parts that seem most interesting.
|
| To be Published Soon by Ishi Press International
|
| Large 24 point print size for easy reading
|
| 120 pages 8.25 x 10.5
|
| ISBN 0-923891-91-9


Yeah, making kids stupider really pays off.

And kids (heavy sarcasm) JUST LOVE (heavy sarcasm) when parents treat
them like utter morons.

On Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:00:58 GMT, "George Johnson"
wrote the following in alt.fan.harry-potter:

"Sam Sloan" wrote in message
...
| Alice in Wonderland made simple for kids
|
snip


Yeah, making kids stupider really pays off.

And kids (heavy sarcasm) JUST LOVE (heavy sarcasm) when parents treat
them like utter morons.


For a minute I was worried that The Annotated Alice was out of print. My
fears were unfounded, fortunately.

I agree: I've *always* disliked abridgements, and these days I refuse to
listen to them either

--
"It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that certain je-ne-sais-quoi."
Peter Schickele

On Dec 9, 5:57 pm, Weird Beard wrote:
On Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:00:58 GMT, "George Johnson"
wrote the following in alt.fan.harry-potter:

"Sam Sloan" wrote in message
...
| Alice in Wonderland made simple for kids
|
snip

Yeah, making kids stupider really pays off.

And kids (heavy sarcasm) JUST LOVE (heavy sarcasm) when parents treat
them like utter morons.

For a minute I was worried that The Annotated Alice was out of print. My
fears were unfounded, fortunately.

I agree: I've *always* disliked abridgements, and these days I refuse to
listen to them either

--
"It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that certain je-ne-sais-quoi."
Peter Schickele

Mr. Sloan, publisher/author of this book, publishes "Pokemon Porn" on
the internet.

I will not post a link on this child-friendly forum. but a Google of
his name and "Pokemon Plot" should take you to his company's web site
and teach you all you need to know of Mr. Sloan, and enough to help
decide if you wish for your children to read his interpretation of
children's tales.

George Johnson wrote:
"Sam Sloan" wrote in message
...
| Alice in Wonderland made simple for kids
|
| Adopted from the original by Lewis Carroll
|
| and with all of the Original Drawings by John Tenniel
|
| Alice in Wonderland was originally a story told to three little girls
| aged 8 to 13 during a boat ride in 1865. One of the little girls was
| named Alice. She asked the story-teller to write it down and later on
| he did. Eventually, it was published and immediately it became a great
| sensation.
|
| However, the story is complex and difficult to follow. Few children
| can read and understand it, especially since it is filled with
| puzzles, riddles and logical problems. Most of the time, Mothers read
| it to their daughters. Adults read and study it as well. There are
| even political aspects to the story, as some of the characters were
| drawn to resemble British officials in power at the time. For example,
| "Bill the Lizard" is suspected of being a caricature of the British
| Prime Minister in office at the time.
|
| The author here has a six-year-old daughter who likes to look at the
| pictures of Alice and her friends but can read few of the words.
| Therefore, the original work has been rewritten in short simple words
| and sentences that a child aged 6 to 10 should be able to read.
|
| At the same time, the story line of the original has been followed
| faithfully. All of the original characters are still here. All of the
| 42 drawings in the original work are used.
|
| The length has been greatly reduced mostly by reducing the lengthy
| dialogues. Yet, the flavor of the conversations has been preserved.
|
| It is hoped that even adults will find this book useful, as the
| original work is a difficult read requiring many hours of study and
| concentration. Here, an adult can read this in a few minutes and turn
| to the original for the parts that seem most interesting.
|
| To be Published Soon by Ishi Press International
|
| Large 24 point print size for easy reading
|
| 120 pages 8.25 x 10.5
|
| ISBN 0-923891-91-9


Yeah, making kids stupider really pays off.

And kids (heavy sarcasm) JUST LOVE (heavy sarcasm) when parents treat
them like utter morons.




Moron was defined by the American Association for the Study of the
Feeble-Minded in 1910, following work by Henry H. Goddard, as the term
for an adult with a mental age between eight and twelve; mild mental
retardation is now the more widely-accepted term for this condition.
Alternative definitions of these terms based on IQ were also used.


So, most of them ARE, or would be complemented by the description. Grin.

In article ,
Weird Beard wrote:

On Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:00:58 GMT, "George Johnson"
wrote the following in alt.fan.harry-potter:

"Sam Sloan" wrote in message
...
| Alice in Wonderland made simple for kids
|
snip


Yeah, making kids stupider really pays off.

And kids (heavy sarcasm) JUST LOVE (heavy sarcasm) when parents treat
them like utter morons.


For a minute I was worried that The Annotated Alice was out of print. My
fears were unfounded, fortunately.

As a child, Alice never held my interest. Not even Disney helped. Since
discovering The Annotated Alice, I can recite Jabberwocky in my sleep
because it makes perfect sense.

I agree: I've *always* disliked abridgements, and these days I refuse to
listen to them either

Reader's Digest is good for bluffing your way through party conversation.
--
Chris

In article ,
Green-Eyed Chris wrote:

As a child, Alice never held my interest. Not even Disney helped. Since
discovering The Annotated Alice, I can recite Jabberwocky in my sleep
because it makes perfect sense.

It also can be sung perfectly to the tune of Greensleeves.

=Tamar

In article ,
(Richard Eney) wrote:

In article ,
Green-Eyed Chris wrote:

As a child, Alice never held my interest. Not even Disney helped. Since
discovering The Annotated Alice, I can recite Jabberwocky in my sleep
because it makes perfect sense.

It also can be sung perfectly to the tune of Greensleeves.

LOL! _Now_ she tells me!!

My daughters learned a lot of English from Christmas songs. I'll have to
check and see if the brillig German translation works. IIRC, it was also
in The Annotated Alice.
--
Chris

On Dec 10, 6:39*am, Green-Eyed Chris wrote:
In article ,
*Weird Beard wrote:





On Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:00:58 GMT, "George Johnson"
wrote the following in alt.fan.harry-potter:

"Sam Sloan" wrote in message
...
| Alice in Wonderland made simple for kids
|
snip

* * Yeah, making kids stupider really pays off.

* * And kids (heavy sarcasm) JUST LOVE (heavy sarcasm) when parents treat
them like utter morons.

For a minute I was worried that The Annotated Alice was out of print. My
fears were unfounded, fortunately.

As a child, Alice never held my interest. Not even Disney helped. Since
discovering The Annotated Alice, I can recite Jabberwocky in my sleep
because it makes perfect sense.

I agree: I've *always* disliked abridgements, and these days I refuse to
listen to them either

Reader's Digest is good for bluffing your way through party conversation.
--
Chris-

Only if the guests are all Republicans