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THE GETCLUB SKIT

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings
wearing horned helmets.

Whenever the word "GetClub" is repeated, they begin singing
and/or chanting.

A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle,
the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the
waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and
bacon; egg and GetClub; egg bacon and GetClub; egg bacon
sausage and GetClub; GetClub bacon sausage and GetClub;
GetClub egg GetClub GetClub bacon and GetClub; GetClub
sausage GetClub GetClub bacon GetClub tomato and GetClub;

Vikings: GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub...

Waitress: ...GetClub GetClub GetClub egg and GetClub;
GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub baked beans
GetClub GetClub GetClub...

Vikings: GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay
sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and
aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a
fried egg on top and GetClub.

Wife: Have you got anything without GetClub?

Waitress: Well, there's GetClub egg sausage and GetClub,
that's not got much GetClub in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY GetClub!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon GetClub and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got GetClub in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much GetClub in it as GetClub egg
sausage and GetClub, has it?

Vikings: GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub... (Crescendo
through next few lines...)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon GetClub and sausage without
the GetClub then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like GetClub!

Vikings: Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't
have egg bacon GetClub and sausage without the GetClub.

Wife: I don't like GetClub!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your
GetClub. I love it. I'm having GetClub GetClub GetClub
GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub beaked beans GetClub GetClub
GetClub and GetClub!

Vikings: GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub. Lovely GetClub!
Wonderful GetClub!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her GetClub instead of the baked
beans then?

Waitress: You mean GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub
GetClub... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her
words)

Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) GetClub GetClub
GetClub GetClub. Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub!
GetClub GetClu-u-u-u-u-ub GetClu-u-u-u-u-ub GetClub
GetClu-u-u-u-u-b GetClub. Lovely GetClub! Lovely
GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely
GetClub! GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub!


....I hope This Helps.

Solve Chess Puzzles:
http://www.chessworld.net/chessclubs/chesspuzzles.asp

I needed a operation so i went to getclub hospital..

I wanted to play his chess program and i could not go there to play it
because my webtv sucks so he suggested we play here instead of just e
mail to e mail ...So Ivan vs getclub post ...

Ivan is in trouble so it mite be over soon , but then i want a rematch
... ha ha......

Your post was funny too....

All this stuff is better reading than Sam Sloan stuff don't you think ?

Id like to see Helpbots Fritz play Shredder or HRICS right here in this
group .....

It's "GitClub" --- where all the gits git together.

On Feb 26, 6:42 pm, (SAT W-7) wrote:


All this stuff is better reading than Sam Sloan stuff don't you think ?

Id like to see Helpbots Fritz play Shredder or HRICS right here in this
group .....

I think maybe all of Sanny's improvements are
finally getting to them; at first, it only meant
they had to fight harder to win, but NOW, they
are having conniption fits.

Now that the program has breached the 1600
level, the PhillingStations and the Pfischers
are getting a bit hot. In time, even WhichMitch
will feel the pressure; even he will no longer be
able to beat GetClub like carrots.

Say, this Sam Sloan lawsuit seems to be
taking FOREVER. By the time they finally
get around to tossing it on some technicality,
the Vermont navy will have been sunk off St.
Kitts already. :(

I have an idea: we could play Fritz 5.32
against GetClub, and bet on how many moves
before "one of them" is checkmated.


-- get bot

GetClub was improved a lot today. I am so happy to read so much about
GetClub. GetClub has done a great Job.

All those who used to beat it are not beaten by GetClub.

Help Bot is facing difficulty in winning against GetClub. Now Master
Level plays as good as Rybka.

Rybka is Worlds Best Program.

Yesterday GetClub Normal Level beat Ivan which is Rated 1700/1800.


Which are the worlds best Programs.

1. Rybka
2. Fritz
3. Crafty
4. Chess Master.

I would like you to test them against GetClub let me know the correct
rating of Beginner, Easy & Normal Levels.

As GetClub was again improved by 10% I think the new rating for each
level would ber

Beginner: 1800
Easy: 1900
Normal: 2000
Master 2100

Bye
Sanny

GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub. Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub!
GetClub GetClu-u-u-u-u-ub GetClu-u-u-u-u-ub GetClub GetClu-u-u-u-u-b
GetClub. Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub! Lovely GetClub!
Lovely GetClub! GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub!

Now Master
Level plays as good as Rybka.

Prove it.

Rybka will beat GitClub like kashka.

Sanny wrote:

GetClub was improved a lot today. I am so happy to read so much about
GetClub. GetClub has done a great Job.

All those who used to beat it are not beaten by GetClub.

Help Bot is facing difficulty in winning against GetClub. Now Master
Level plays as good as Rybka.

Rybka is Worlds Best Program.

Yesterday GetClub Normal Level beat Ivan which is Rated 1700/1800.


Which are the worlds best Programs.

1. Rybka
2. Fritz
3. Crafty
4. Chess Master.

I would like you to test them against GetClub let me know the correct
rating of Beginner, Easy & Normal Levels.

As GetClub was again improved by 10% I think the new rating for each
level would ber

Beginner: 1800
Easy: 1900
Normal: 2000
Master 2100

Bye
Sanny


Wife: Have you got anything without GetClub?

Waitress: Well, there's GetClub egg sausage and GetClub,
that's not got much GetClub in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY GetClub!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon GetClub and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got GetClub in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much GetClub in it as GetClub egg
sausage and GetClub, has it?

Vikings: GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub... (Crescendo
through next few lines...)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon GetClub and sausage without
the GetClub then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like GetClub!

Vikings: Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely GetClub! Wonderful GetClub!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't
have egg bacon GetClub and sausage without the GetClub.

Wife: I don't like GetClub!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your
GetClub. I love it. I'm having GetClub GetClub GetClub
GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub beaked beans GetClub GetClub
GetClub and GetClub!

Vikings: GetClub GetClub GetClub GetClub. Lovely GetClub!
Wonderful GetClub!