Cunning Chess Players Win!

Are you hopelessly straightforward and trustful? We, the subtle,
convoluted, and bold players of the Exposition Park Chess Club [http://
chess.expoparkla.com/] very greatly desire the attendance of wily
chess players.
This coming first Sunday of the month, April 6th, 2008, will be
the occasion of a free, unrated, open, three-round chess tournament.
Cash prizes will *NOT* be awarded, but the names of the winners will
be published in the Los Angeles area print media, posted in this
major, chess-related Usenet newsgroup [rec.games.chess.misc], as well
as celebrated worldwide on our chess club's Web site [http://
chess.expoparkla.com/]. Indeed, early registration (at least 48 hours
in advance!) for the tournament is easiest by visiting our Web site;
Follow the link "online tournament signup".
Players of all skill levels, from the greenest beginner to rated
Master, are invited to compete in this tournament. Tournament
registration, on the day of the tournament, begins at 1:00 PM and ends
promptly at 1:30 PM. The tournament will take place at the Exposition
Park Library [http://www.lapl.org/branches/06-m.html], located in
close vicinity to the University of Southern California [http://
www.lapl.org/branches/maps/06-m.html].
The Library's address and contact information is:

Exposition Park Regional Library
3665 S. Vermont Avenue
Los Angeles, California 90007
Tel: 1 323 732 0169
Fax: 1 213 612 0540

The Library, with its ample lot parking, opens on Sunday at 1:00
PM, the same time at which in-person tournament registration begins.
Competitors should arrive early so that no delays occur.
By playing in this tournament you will court the beautiful,
triumph over adversity, establish a Utopia, buy a South Pacific atoll,
nominate Hillary Clinton as Vice-President - well, maybe not the
Hillary Clinton/Vice-President nomination thing.
Let nothing deter you! Come to the Sunday, April 6th tournament
for a most challenging time of chess playing!

P.S.: Because of the large attendance that we've had at various of our
previous tournaments, it is strongly advised that if you want to be
certain of being able lto play, you should BRING YOUR OWN CHESS SET,
BOARD, AND CLOCK!!