Satan challenged God to a hell versus heaven chess match.
"Don't be silly," God said. "We have all the great players up here. You
wouldn't stand a chance."
"Don't be so sure of yourself," replied Satan. "We have all the TDs."

Wilma

From: "Wilma"
Date: 09/10/03 12:56 GMT Daylight Time
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Satan challenged God to a hell versus heaven chess match.
"Don't be silly," God said. "We have all the great players up here. You
wouldn't stand a chance."
"Don't be so sure of yourself," replied Satan. "We have all the TDs."

Wilma


Tell me, Wilma, did you post this because you *want* a tough time at all your
future tournaments?!

Is it part of a new training regimen?

Nice post, thanks.

Mark

Dear Ms. Defemina,

Heil Dubya!

(Damn you for putting me on the side of "heaven", but I can't resist.)

God's response to Satan is simple enough. "Your USCF certified 'TDs' are not
qualified to conduct 'interworld' matches. We have all the arbiters."

Satan challenged God to a hell versus heaven chess match.
"Don't be silly," God said. "We have all the great players up here. You
wouldn't stand a chance."
"Don't be so sure of yourself," replied Satan. "We have all the TDs."

Wilma


Heute Uhmuhrikkka, Afghanistan und Irak. Morgen die ganze Welt!

Uhmuhrikkka, Uhmuhrikkka uber Alles!

(Was 11 September 2001 Kristalnacht or the date of the Reichstag fire?)

Fraternally,

Jerome Bibuld
gens una sumus

heh. I like it because it's applicable to many different variations, mutatis
mutandis.

Wilma

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From: "Wilma"
Date: 09/10/03 12:56 GMT Daylight Time
Message-id: . net

Satan challenged God to a hell versus heaven chess match.
"Don't be silly," God said. "We have all the great players up here. You
wouldn't stand a chance."
"Don't be so sure of yourself," replied Satan. "We have all the TDs."

Wilma


Tell me, Wilma, did you post this because you *want* a tough time at all
your
future tournaments?!

Is it part of a new training regimen?

Nice post, thanks.

Mark

brilliant jerry!

"Jerome Bibuld" wrote in message
...
Dear Ms. Defemina,

Heil Dubya!

(Damn you for putting me on the side of "heaven", but I can't resist.)

God's response to Satan is simple enough. "Your USCF certified 'TDs' are
not
qualified to conduct 'interworld' matches. We have all the arbiters."

Satan challenged God to a hell versus heaven chess match.
"Don't be silly," God said. "We have all the great players up here. You
wouldn't stand a chance."
"Don't be so sure of yourself," replied Satan. "We have all the TDs."

Wilma


Heute Uhmuhrikkka, Afghanistan und Irak. Morgen die ganze Welt!

Uhmuhrikkka, Uhmuhrikkka uber Alles!

(Was 11 September 2001 Kristalnacht or the date of the Reichstag fire?)

Fraternally,

Jerome Bibuld
gens una sumus

The TDs at all the tournaments I have been to have been great. They do
a great deal of work for little reward and sometimes get a lot of grief
from some of the players. One even mailed me back my scorebook that I
had forgotten at his tourney.

Marty