Cunning Chess Players Win!
Are you hopelessly straightforward and trustful?
We, the subtle, convoluted, and bold players of the Exposition Park
Chess Club very greatly desire the attendance of wily chess players.
This coming first Sunday of the month, Oct. 5th, will be the occasion
of a free, unrated, three-round chess tournament. Cash prizes will
*NOT* be awarded, but the names of the winners will be published the
Los Angeles print media, posted transnationally in a major,
chess-related Usenet newsgroup[rec.games.chess.misc], and celebrated
worldwide on our chess club's Web site [http://chess.expoparkla.com/].
Indeed, early registration (at least 48 hours in advance!) for the
tournament is easiest by visiting our Web site; Follow the link
"online signup".
Players of all skill levels, from beginner to rated Master, are
invited to compete in this tournament. It will begin promptly at 1:30
PM and end at 4:30 PM at the Exposition Park Library
[http://www.lapl.org/branches/06.html], located in close vicinity to
the University of Southern California
[http://www.lapl.org/branches/maps/06-m.html], just south of the St.
Mark's Lutheran Church.
The Library's address is:

Exposition Park Regional Library
3665 S. Vermont Avenue
Los Angeles, California 90007
Tel: 1 323 732 0169
Fax: 1 213 612 0540

The Library, with its ample parking, opens on Sunday at 1:00 PM, the
same time at which in-person tournament registration begins.
Competitors should arrive early so that no delays occur.
By playing in this tournament you will become a connosieur in living
the good life, become the confidant of the gifted, achieve your most
precious ambitions, be elevated to greatness, singlehandedly resolve
the MTA labor strike - well, maybe not the MTA labor strike thing.
In any case, be debonair, be adventuresome, and discover new horizons;
It sure beats the Hell out of checkers! Cassia Bless!
P.S.: Because of the large attendance that we've had at various of our
previous tournaments, it is strongly advised that if your want to *be
certain of being able to play*, you should BRING YOUR OWN CHESS SET,
BOARD, AND CLOCK!

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