I LOSE to 1800's WITH e4!!

#31 January 20th 04, 01:34 PM

Harold Buck wrote in message ...
In article ,
(KidDon) wrote:

You stated what post you thought I was responding to, and you were
clearly wrong.

Wow, you just don't get it. There WAS no post with the:

QUESTION: How can you win and still be a complete loser?

This was a funny way of saying that someone who wins a game and then
quits so he can have a high provisional rating is a loser. I'm sorry you
were unable to get the joke.

And you didn't say, "Well, I quit because my son wanted to use the
computer," you said you quit so you could have a high rating. Regardless
of how many people quit these tournaments, that's a lame reason to quit.

Finally, IIRC, you were the one to START the ad hominem attacks by
calling me a moron for responding to the wrong post. You just lacked the
sophistication to comprehend the joke, that's all. In any case, calling
me a moron and then getting upset because I called you one is, well,
moronic.

--Harold Buck

"I used to rock and roll all night,
and party every day.
Then it was every other day. . . ."
-Homer J. Simpson

________________________________
Harold,

I'm not upset. If you are, I'm sorry you have such thin skin. I
comprehend, but don't agree with your opinion. Finally, I didn't call
you a moron. I believe I called a statement in your post moronic.
Non-morons sometimes make moronic statements. I'm sure I've done it
on occasion myself. Your statement making an analogy to rape and
killing, in my opinion, and the opinion of others here, was truly
moronic. You probably disagree. Now if you have an overwhelming
desire to get the last word in, so be it, but I'm done, as this
tangent is getting away from being about chess.

Peace,

KidDon

#32 February 2nd 04, 05:25 PM

Obviously your aren't played as much like "bobby" as you think.

"Alex Dvorak" wrote in message
om...
I played e4 like Bobby Fischer but I still lose. Then I tried the
sicilian like Bobby and still no good. Do you think that maybe
Bobby's opponents let him win?? I can't beat anybody at my chess
club...they must like it when i show up so they can give me lessons
over the chessboard. you gotta help me please!!!

White: me (1208)
Black: 1832

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Bxc6 dxc6 5. d4 exd4 6. Qxd4 Qxd4 7.
Nxd4 Bc5 8. Be3 Bd7 9. c4 O-O-O 10. Nc3 Nf6 11. f3 Rhe8 12. Kf2 Kb8
13. Rad1
Bc8 14. g4 h6 15. Nxc6+ bxc6 16. Bxc5 Be6 17. b3 Nd7 18. Be3 Ne5 19.
Ke2
Rd6 20. Rxd6 cxd6 21. Rd1 Kc7 22. h3 h5 23. f4 Bxc4+ 24. bxc4 Nxc4 25.
Kf3
hxg4+ 26.hxg4 d5 27. e5 Rb8 28. Rb1 Rh8 29. Rg1 Rh3+ 30. Rg3 Rxg3+ 31.
Kxg3 Nxe3 32.f5 d4 33. Ne4 Nc4 34. Kf4 d3 35. Nc3 Kd7 36. Ke4 d2 37.
Kd4 Nb2 38. e6+
fxe639. fxe6+ Kxe6 40. Kc5 Kd7 41. a4 Nxa4+ 42. Nxa4 d1=Q 43. Nb6+ Kc7
44.
Nc4 Qxg4 {White resigns} 0-1

white: 1750
black: me (1208)

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 e5 5. Bb5+ Bd7 6. Bxd7+ Qxd7 7.
Nf5 g6 8. Ne3 Bh6 9. Nc3 Ne7 10. O-O Nbc6 11. Ncd5 Nd4 12. Nf6+
(black resigns)

White: me
Black: 1825

1. e4 e5 2. f4 Nc6 3. Nf3 f5 4. exf5 exf4 5. Bc4 d5 6. Bb3 Bxf5 7. O-O
Nf6 8. Re1+ Be7 9. Ne5 O-O 10. Nxc6 bxc6 11. Nc3 Bd6 12. d3 Kh8 13.
Ne2 Bg4
14.c3 f3 15. gxf3 Bxf3 16. Bg5 Qd7 17. Qd2 Qg4+ 18. Ng3 Bxg3 19. hxg3
Qxg3+ 20.Kf1 Ng4 21. Re2 Be4+ 22. Rf2 Rxf2+ 23. Qxf2 Qxf2 (white
resigns)

where's bobby when you need him?

#33 February 2nd 04, 05:25 PM

if you were britney spears it would.

"The Masked Bishop" wrote in message
.. .
I lose to 1800s with everything, even dancing naked around the chess board
doesn't seem to help.

"Alex Dvorak" wrote in message
om...
I played e4 like Bobby Fischer but I still lose. Then I tried the
sicilian like Bobby and still no good. Do you think that maybe
Bobby's opponents let him win?? I can't beat anybody at my chess
club...they must like it when i show up so they can give me lessons
over the chessboard. you gotta help me please!!!

White: me (1208)
Black: 1832

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Bxc6 dxc6 5. d4 exd4 6. Qxd4 Qxd4 7.
Nxd4 Bc5 8. Be3 Bd7 9. c4 O-O-O 10. Nc3 Nf6 11. f3 Rhe8 12. Kf2 Kb8
13. Rad1
Bc8 14. g4 h6 15. Nxc6+ bxc6 16. Bxc5 Be6 17. b3 Nd7 18. Be3 Ne5 19.
Ke2
Rd6 20. Rxd6 cxd6 21. Rd1 Kc7 22. h3 h5 23. f4 Bxc4+ 24. bxc4 Nxc4 25.
Kf3
hxg4+ 26.hxg4 d5 27. e5 Rb8 28. Rb1 Rh8 29. Rg1 Rh3+ 30. Rg3 Rxg3+ 31.
Kxg3 Nxe3 32.f5 d4 33. Ne4 Nc4 34. Kf4 d3 35. Nc3 Kd7 36. Ke4 d2 37.
Kd4 Nb2 38. e6+
fxe639. fxe6+ Kxe6 40. Kc5 Kd7 41. a4 Nxa4+ 42. Nxa4 d1=Q 43. Nb6+ Kc7
44.
Nc4 Qxg4 {White resigns} 0-1

white: 1750
black: me (1208)

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 e5 5. Bb5+ Bd7 6. Bxd7+ Qxd7 7.
Nf5 g6 8. Ne3 Bh6 9. Nc3 Ne7 10. O-O Nbc6 11. Ncd5 Nd4 12. Nf6+
(black resigns)

White: me
Black: 1825

1. e4 e5 2. f4 Nc6 3. Nf3 f5 4. exf5 exf4 5. Bc4 d5 6. Bb3 Bxf5 7. O-O
Nf6 8. Re1+ Be7 9. Ne5 O-O 10. Nxc6 bxc6 11. Nc3 Bd6 12. d3 Kh8 13.
Ne2 Bg4
14.c3 f3 15. gxf3 Bxf3 16. Bg5 Qd7 17. Qd2 Qg4+ 18. Ng3 Bxg3 19. hxg3
Qxg3+ 20.Kf1 Ng4 21. Re2 Be4+ 22. Rf2 Rxf2+ 23. Qxf2 Qxf2 (white
resigns)

where's bobby when you need him?

#34 February 2nd 04, 06:13 PM

if you were britney spears it would.

Who?

#35 February 2nd 04, 10:14 PM

(Dick Schneiders) wrote in message ...
if you were britney spears it would.

Who?

Janet Jackson

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