Arnold Schwarzenegger for USCF Executive Board !!!

A call to the USCF Offices has revealed a gaggle of disgruntled and
disgusted gripers who have filed petitions to be elected to the USCF
Executive Board. Many of those filing are unknown in the world of
chess. More are expected to file before the final deadline on
Wednesday. The only significant person who has not filed thus far is
Arnold Schwarzenegger. Therefore, somebody should draw up and submit a
petition to put Arnold Schwarzenegger's name on the USCF ballot.

It is to be recalled that more than 400 people tried to run for
Governor of California. 135 candidates were eventually certified.
Arnold Schwarzenegger finally won. So, he can run here too, and become
our next USCF president.

Sam Sloan

(Sam Sloan) writes:

Arnold Schwarzenegger finally won. So, he can run here too,
and become our next USCF president.

... while waiting for unlikely constitutional changes so he
later can run for the "real" presidential title?

Did anyone yet suggest Don King, the boxing promotor - that
would be a colourful addition to the USCF, wouldn't it?

--
Anders Carlsson

From: (Sam Sloan)

135 candidates were eventually certified.
Arnold Schwarzenegger finally won. So, he can run here too, and become
our next USCF president.

Just as I did in the California election, I'm casting my USCF Presidential
ballot for Mary Carey.

Arnie would do a great job. No doubt he would

'Crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and hear the
lamintation of the women.'