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"Benjamin Jordan" wrote in message ...
"Nick" unilaterally attacked in message: om... snip Notwithstanding the clear evidence of your photograph elsewhere (as far as I can tell, you do not *appear* to be an African American), I have to say that I must conclude that what the illustrious "New York Times" (the United States's "newspaper of record") has reported about you *must* be true. I have reached that natural, inevitable conclusion, of course, because of Benjamin Jordan's vehement endorsement(s) of the "New York Times" as a beacon of factual accuracy and unquestioned journalistic integrity. As Mr Jordan seems so fond of reiterating, the "New York Times" must be always *accountable*. Accordingly, *if* the "New York Times" were ever to print anything that was *not* factually accurate in any way (such as characterising Jerome Bibuld as a 'black leader'), then *surely* the "New York Times" would promptly print a retraction of its factual error(s), if not offer an apology for them. Don't twist my words again Nick. You have a real problem with reading comprehension. I did not say I endorse, or even *read* the NYT. Remember this? On 4 Apr 2004 18:10:18 -0700, (Nick) wrote: Bill Brock has written that he's 5 feet 3 inches (160 cm.) tall. I happen to be taller than Bill Brock. Presumably, Mike Murray (or another troll) might conclude that I must be 'boasting' of being exactly 5 feet 3 1/2 inches tall. So would any of 'my' devoted trolls care to wager a very large amount of money on that personal conclusion about me? :-) **much snipped** In the interests of accuracy: I am closer to 5' 3 1/2" (~ 161 cm.) than I am to 5' 3" (~ 160 cm.) |
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"Bill Brock" wrote in message om... "Benjamin Jordan" wrote in message ... "Nick" unilaterally attacked in message: om... snip Notwithstanding the clear evidence of your photograph elsewhere (as far as I can tell, you do not *appear* to be an African American), I have to say that I must conclude that what the illustrious "New York Times" (the United States's "newspaper of record") has reported about you *must* be true. I have reached that natural, inevitable conclusion, of course, because of Benjamin Jordan's vehement endorsement(s) of the "New York Times" as a beacon of factual accuracy and unquestioned journalistic integrity. As Mr Jordan seems so fond of reiterating, the "New York Times" must be always *accountable*. Accordingly, *if* the "New York Times" were ever to print anything that was *not* factually accurate in any way (such as characterising Jerome Bibuld as a 'black leader'), then *surely* the "New York Times" would promptly a retraction of its factual error(s), if not offer an apology for them. Don't twist my words again Nick. You have a real problem with reading comprehension. I did not say I endorse, or even *read* the NYT. Remember this? On 4 Apr 2004 18:10:18 -0700, (Nick) wrote: Bill Brock has written that he's 5 feet 3 inches (160 cm.) tall. I happen to be taller than Bill Brock. Presumably, Mike Murray (or another troll) might conclude that I must be 'boasting' of being exactly 5 feet 3 1/2 inches tall. So would any of 'my' devoted trolls care to wager a very large amount of money on that personal conclusion about me? :-) **much snipped** In the interests of accuracy: I am closer to 5' 3 1/2" (~ 161 cm.) than I am to 5' 3" (~ 160 cm.) So you're not only short on brains.......but just plain SHORT across the board! JMR |
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In the interests of accuracy: I am closer to 5' 3 1/2" (~ 161 cm.) than I am to 5' 3" (~ 160 cm.) So you're not only short on brains.......but just plain SHORT across the board! Hmm. This suggests a strategy where you may ignore his passed pawns, since he likely can't reach the Queening squares. Also, if losing badly, try to force him to corner your King on your own side, which he may have trouble reaching. Avoid attacking his King, as he will have no trouble defending (reaching) his side of the board. Try to steer for positions where he will have the long-range pieces (Queen, Rook, Bishop), as he will have great difficulty utilizing their full range. And try to find an extra-tall table on which to play, and give him the shorter chair. Face him so that the sun is in his eyes, and feed him well before the game begins. That should about do it. Now you're ready to play on level terms, having considering the fact that short people have better developed brains, to compensate for their lack of stature. While the big bully relies mainly upon brute force to get what he wants, the short, wimpy guy goes through life having to rely upon his mental prowess, which of course, grows as a muscle does -- with exercise. -- Robert Waldow |
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