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It has long been known that overdoing practically anything can often lead to
negative consequences, and a new study has confirmed that in at least one
recorded instance, the over-consumption of certain types of fungi (or "magic
mushrooms," as they are commonly called) has lead to a classic case of
troll-paranoia, as shown in the following quote-lets, taken at random from
google archives of one victim's paranoid rants:


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This post is being written at the risk of feeding the troll, Lance Smith

Given the heading of this troll thread

the deranged anonymous troll "Briarroot"

So perhaps I should wait for 'my' next troll

I do have a personal objection to 'trolls'

The reason why he labels you a troll is because he is a troll

Wlodzimierz Holsztynski has been writing...in the baseless troll thread

The troll "could begin by reading Eric Alterman's book

*if* the reader is reasonably literate...should be able to determine that the
troll

What does it signify when one troll...identifies another...?

So I would submit that an extremely transparent troll

Jason the Troll has hit a nerve...which is exactly what the troll wanted

Now the troll has had success

Thanks to 'Ivan the Troll' for corroborating his status as a troll

Tim Hanke created the baseless troll thread

a troll makes another false statement personally attacking me

Greg Kennedy...is a well-known inveterate troll

I have concluded that Isidor Gunsberg is just another troll

Unfortunately, creating troll threads...is nothing new here

Will the troll "Briarroot" be next?

Kevin Bachler is welcome to join a mutual admiration society with his
inveterate troll friends

I also have been the target of a comparable troll thread

Are you a troll too?

Angelo DePalma snipped my cited recent example of his trolling

There's no point in playing tag with the troll

At other times, unfortunately, you have written like a troll

Yes, but are you saying that your intention to troll varies like the weather?

right at the start of this troll thread, you stated:

....Mike Murray's posts do seem motivated by his evident intention to troll Mark
Houlsby

The Masked Bishop" made the decision to cross-post that troll thread

I wrote that Lance Smith is a "nearly illiterate troll"

You seem close to being a troll in your relations with me here

It could be considered 'sensible' only for a troll to do

I have no doubt that some troll(s) will continue to jump to baseless
conclusions

The usual troll(s) may jump to their usually ludicrous conclusion(s)

At least Goran Tomic seems to play better than Werner Peters (aka 'Guest
Destroyer'), a troll who haunted rec.games.chess.analysis

In my opinion, it seems to be an overstatement to claim, as some troll(s)(which
is *not* to say that they would include Ian Burton) have insinuated
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As can be clearly seen from just a few relevant snippets (taken at random
from what likely runs into the tens of thousands of such quotes of one severely
afflicted victim), the "magic mushrooms" contain -- albeit in small amounts --
a deadly poison, which affects the brain such that the victim develops a
bizarre paranoia, imagining that "trolls" surround him at every turn, and even
sometimes projecting that his friends or aquaintances are plagued by the
imaginaries, in the very same way! Sadly, there is not yet any effective cure
for this very rare disease, though the serious research into its actual causes
has just begun.


Anyone with further information on how consumption of these peculiar
mushrooms have affected their thinking process -- especially with regard to
logic, spatial skills, or pattern recognition -- please contact me immediately
so I can finish my thesis and get my third PhD (the first two only made me
"overqualified," so I need at least one more). Thanks. -- Doc

That is why he has been hopping from library to library in schools,
medical centers, government offices in Northern California in order to
call others "trolls" because he thinks that somebody might be watching
him.

Oh this magic mushrooms can really wreck havoc to the brains.

What would be the cure then Dr. NoMoreChess?

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illspam (NoMoreChess) wrote in message ...
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It has long been known that overdoing practically anything can often lead to
negative consequences, and a new study has confirmed that in at least one
recorded instance, the over-consumption of certain types of fungi (or "magic
mushrooms," as they are commonly called) has lead to a classic case of
troll-paranoia, as shown in the following quote-lets, taken at random from
google archives of one victim's paranoid rants:


-------
This post is being written at the risk of feeding the troll, Lance Smith

Given the heading of this troll thread

the deranged anonymous troll "Briarroot"

So perhaps I should wait for 'my' next troll

I do have a personal objection to 'trolls'

The reason why he labels you a troll is because he is a troll

Wlodzimierz Holsztynski has been writing...in the baseless troll thread

The troll "could begin by reading Eric Alterman's book

*if* the reader is reasonably literate...should be able to determine that the
troll

What does it signify when one troll...identifies another...?

So I would submit that an extremely transparent troll

Jason the Troll has hit a nerve...which is exactly what the troll wanted

Now the troll has had success

Thanks to 'Ivan the Troll' for corroborating his status as a troll

Tim Hanke created the baseless troll thread

a troll makes another false statement personally attacking me

Greg Kennedy...is a well-known inveterate troll

I have concluded that Isidor Gunsberg is just another troll

Unfortunately, creating troll threads...is nothing new here

Will the troll "Briarroot" be next?

Kevin Bachler is welcome to join a mutual admiration society with his
inveterate troll friends

I also have been the target of a comparable troll thread

Are you a troll too?

Angelo DePalma snipped my cited recent example of his trolling

There's no point in playing tag with the troll

At other times, unfortunately, you have written like a troll

Yes, but are you saying that your intention to troll varies like the weather?

right at the start of this troll thread, you stated:

...Mike Murray's posts do seem motivated by his evident intention to troll Mark
Houlsby

The Masked Bishop" made the decision to cross-post that troll thread

I wrote that Lance Smith is a "nearly illiterate troll"

You seem close to being a troll in your relations with me here

It could be considered 'sensible' only for a troll to do

I have no doubt that some troll(s) will continue to jump to baseless
conclusions

The usual troll(s) may jump to their usually ludicrous conclusion(s)

At least Goran Tomic seems to play better than Werner Peters (aka 'Guest
Destroyer'), a troll who haunted rec.games.chess.analysis

In my opinion, it seems to be an overstatement to claim, as some troll(s)(which
is *not* to say that they would include Ian Burton) have insinuated
----------


As can be clearly seen from just a few relevant snippets (taken at random
from what likely runs into the tens of thousands of such quotes of one severely
afflicted victim), the "magic mushrooms" contain -- albeit in small amounts --
a deadly poison, which affects the brain such that the victim develops a
bizarre paranoia, imagining that "trolls" surround him at every turn, and even
sometimes projecting that his friends or aquaintances are plagued by the
imaginaries, in the very same way! Sadly, there is not yet any effective cure
for this very rare disease, though the serious research into its actual causes
has just begun.


Anyone with further information on how consumption of these peculiar
mushrooms have affected their thinking process -- especially with regard to
logic, spatial skills, or pattern recognition -- please contact me immediately
so I can finish my thesis and get my third PhD (the first two only made me
"overqualified," so I need at least one more). Thanks. -- Doc

..
Oh this magic mushrooms can really wreck havoc to the brains.

What would be the cure then Dr. NoMoreChess?


There is no known cure for trollophobia, but some symptoms may be relieved if
the victim ceases ingesting the poisons, and focuses deeply on introspection,
rather than constantly looking around for imaginary hobgoblins.

Consider the following self-revealing quotelet, for example, and its
implications with regard to its "speaker":


The reason why he labels you a troll is because he is a troll


This victim's myopic fascination with "trolls," and "trolling" in general, is
fascinating material for further scientific research. -- Doc