New USCF Board will not build new building in Crossville Although the final results are still being tabulated, it is clear that the entire Goichberg Slate has been elected, by a wide margin. Even though the old board is not yet dead and their bodies are not yet cold in the ground, the new board has made it clear that they will not be building a new building in Crossville, Tennessee. Among the...

USCF Elections: Region 5: OH, MI, IN and KY Complete Results Goichberg 365 Shahade 330 Channing 320 Tanner 302 Bauer 102 Sloan 97 Shaughnessey 96 Shutt 72

George John carried his "Success Team" to victory in Texas, the only state that the Success Team won. Tim Redman, who like Geprge John, is known for being vehemently anti-Goichberg, also lives in Texas. However, the big vote for George John in Texas was only good enough to pull him temporarily out of last place, as George John finished last in every other state.

USCF Elections: New York, New Jersey Complete Results Goichberg 610 Shahade 558 Channing 448 Tanner 441 Shaughnessey 201 Bauer 184 Shutt 166 Sloan 156

Sloan beats Success Team in Virgin Islands Proving that a virgin cannot even win in the Virgin Islands, Sloan easily defeated that professional virgin chess politico George John in the Virgin Islands vote. However, one member of the Success Team, Elizabeth Shaughnessy, was able to equal Sloan's vote in the Virgin Islands, but this was because she is not a virgin either! All of the other members...

Bs'd Does anybody here now how the yahoo chess rating compare to the real world, say the FIDE rating, or the USCF rating? Is it about the same, higher, or lower? Eliyahu

USCF Elections: New England Complete Results Goichberg 329 Shahade 294 Channing 265 Tanner 250 Shaughnessey 94 Bauer 89 Sloan 79 Shutt 67

USCF Elections: Region 4: NC, SC, FL and GA Complete Results Goichberg 391 Channing 386 Shahade 372 Tanner 324 Sloan 116 Shaughnessey 114 Bauer 107 Shutt 82

It is with great honor, pride, and joy that I announce that my Dad, SAM SLOAN, has won! He has more than double the votes of the next closest competitor, and his victory is already assured. I got this information from a reliable source that heard Beatriz arguing violently with the CPA firm that is counting the votes. She wanted my Dad's votes tossed out and disqualified. Apparently she...

Success Team Skipping Town? It has been noticed that the so-called Success Team has dropped out of sight and disappeared from the Internet. Tim Hanke, USCF Vice-President of Finance, has not been seen or heard from since February 12. Under the by-laws, Hanke is required to sign-off on any expense money that has been taken by Beatriz Maerinello, the President. Since February 12, Beatriz...

Zsuzsa Polgar is on the Cover of Parade Magazine for July 17, 2005 Run to the news-stands quick. The picture of Susan Polgar is on the cover of Parade Magazine right now. Parade is a weekly insert that is carried in the Sunday editions of newspapers around the country. In New York City, it is carried in the New York Post and Newsday. The article is entitled Are men Smarter than Women? It...

Ok everyone, I admit it, Jason Repa is a better chess player than me, better looking than me, a better poet than me (actually, i'm too dense to understand any of his poetry, but it sure looks good), and better at alot of other things i'm sure. I get angry and post flames against him from time to time because it is frustrating and seems so unfair. I had to work my ass off just to get to 1600 in...

I have decided that the time has come for me to show my true face. And here it is: http://tinyurl.com/955ct Should you have any doubt, this link, http://tinyurl.com/c89fg, will take you to the page where I have put it and have clearly identified myself. Bow down now, oh you millions, before my manly good looks! Behold the roguish sparkle of mischief in my eye! Quake before the piercing lance of...

For those of you who have the patience, here's a post from Jason Repa's blog. It's titled, portentously enough, "Truth". "There is only one way to go and the burden of choice is lifted for those who are courageous enough to pursue truth in its purest and most incomprehensible form, that is to say, it's only form. For the models and concepts engineered by the animal mind are rooted in error....

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