In article . com, Rob says...

Randy,
Where were they published?
Rob

On the chess newsgroups. Do a Google search and get ready to laugh.

Randy Bauer wrote:
"Sam Sloan" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 02:46:48 GMT, "Randy Bauer"
wrote:


These "crackerjack wise guys" include a former ....... participant
in
international chess olympiads.

I am not sure that the fact that Elizabeth Shaughnessy plays for
the
Irish Woman's Team in the World Chess Olympiad is a qualification
for
being on the USCF Board. It seems that she is not a US Citizen.

She is not a former participant either. She plays in every
Olympiad.
She was in Spain this year too, but she did not play.

She also almost holds the record for weakest player. Have you ever
tried to play over one of her games? They are published, you know.
Often, diagrams from her games appear in the "amazingly weak moves"
sections of chess magazines.

Sam Sloan


Has anyone tried to play through Sam Sloan's Damiano's Defense
analysis? It
is published, you know. I would gladly place it in the "amazingly
weak
analysis" section of a chess magazine if I thought anyone was
interested. I
blithely refuted a couple of his feeble attempts, ending up in
endgames up a
stray 3 or 4 pawns. Interestingly, he never replied to that
analysis.

Randy Bauer

On 17 Dec 2004 05:18:30 -0800, Randy Bauer
wrote:

In article . com, Rob says...

Randy,
Where were they published?
Rob

On the chess newsgroups. Do a Google search and get ready to laugh.

What Randy Bauer neglects to mention is that my Damiano's Defense
always wins, unless of course my opponent has a pocket frizt in which
case he can look up Randy's analysis while pretending to play pocket
pool.

Sam Sloan

....while pretending to play pocket
pool.

Guys mastrabate while trying to play you? Oh, The Horror, The Horror.....