"J.D. Walker" wrote in message
. ..


I must say, Mr. Innes, that if this incident is typical of your behavior
in the past, I begin to understand how you acquired the unsavory
reputation that I frequently see referenced in this news group.
--

Seek and you shall find!

His Holiness on His Bench is seeking Perfect Ones, but if He keeps his nose
down there, with those who are all too ready to trash other people, then
these are rather fallible guides for His Season in Hell.

And 'cheers'? What a bloody non-stop misery you are man! Get your own life
and stop living in other people - it is a professional deformity. I did
mention the perils of the 'vicarious' professions, did I not?

If you must say aught, say on chess. For example, do you play at all? What
do you like about playing? What's your sign? & Do you have to b a Scorpio to
play the Sicilian right? Normal chess anecdotes.

As for jokes, self-deprecating ones get a rara avis star-prize around here.

Phil Innes

Allah is Merciful, the rest is commentary.


Cheers,
Rev. J.D. Walker, U.C.

'Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil.'
-- (Exodus 23:2)
'It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick
society.'
-- Jiddu Krishnamurti

Chess One wrote:
"J.D. Walker" wrote in message
. ..

I must say, Mr. Innes, that if this incident is typical of your behavior
in the past, I begin to understand how you acquired the unsavory
reputation that I frequently see referenced in this news group.
--

Seek and you shall find!

insults deleted

I see. It is not too late to reform your ways...
--


Cheers,
Rev. J.D. Walker, U.C.

'Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil.'
-- (Exodus 23:2)
'It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick
society.'
-- Jiddu Krishnamurti

On Nov 16, 10:32 am, "J.D. Walker" wrote:
Chess One wrote:
"J.D. Walker" wrote in message
...

I must say, Mr. Innes, that if this incident is typical of your behavior
in the past, I begin to understand how you acquired the unsavory
reputation that I frequently see referenced in this news group.
--

Seek and you shall find!

insults deleted

I see. It is not too late to reform your ways...
--

Cheers,
Rev. J.D. Walker, U.C.

'Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil.'
-- (Exodus 23:2)
'It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick
society.'
-- Jiddu Krishnamurti

I agree, Reverend Walker. There is hope for Innes. I should know about
reformations, as I've lost 140 pounds over 18 months, solely through
lifestyle changes - AKA eating better and less, and exercising.

The Historian wrote:
On Nov 16, 10:32 am, "J.D. Walker" wrote:
Chess One wrote:
"J.D. Walker" wrote in message
. ..
I must say, Mr. Innes, that if this incident is typical of your behavior
in the past, I begin to understand how you acquired the unsavory
reputation that I frequently see referenced in this news group.
--
Seek and you shall find!
insults deleted

I see. It is not too late to reform your ways...
--

I agree, Reverend Walker. There is hope for Innes. I should know about
reformations, as I've lost 140 pounds over 18 months, solely through
lifestyle changes - AKA eating better and less, and exercising.

Dear Mr. History,
Congratulations on your fine achievement! Now if poor Innes were to
take inspiration from you, I'd bet a great man such as he could lose 280
pounds and we'd all be better off for the less of him... :^)
--


Cheers,
Rev. J.D. Walker, U.C.

'Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil.'
-- (Exodus 23:2)
'It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick
society.'
-- Jiddu Krishnamurti

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:32:26 -0800, "J.D. Walker"
wrote:

Chess One wrote:

"J.D. Walker" wrote in message
. ..

I must say, Mr. Innes, that if this incident is typical of your behavior
in the past, I begin to understand how you acquired the unsavory
reputation that I frequently see referenced in this news group.


Seek and you shall find!

insults deleted

I see. It is not too late to reform your ways...

Good point, Rev.

If only Phil would apologize to the group, admit he's substituted
bombast for reasoned discourse, promise to conduct rationally these
discussions in the future, eschew exhibitionist use of foreign
phrases, and, last but not least, commit to a spell-checker, we'd
welcome him back into the communion of chess fans.

Redemption is possible. We should remember that.

On Nov 16, 11:23 am, Mike Murray wrote:
On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:32:26 -0800, "J.D. Walker"

wrote:
Chess One wrote:
"J.D. Walker" wrote in message
m...
I must say, Mr. Innes, that if this incident is typical of your behavior
in the past, I begin to understand how you acquired the unsavory
reputation that I frequently see referenced in this news group.
Seek and you shall find!
insults deleted
I see. It is not too late to reform your ways...

Good point, Rev.

If only Phil would apologize to the group, admit he's substituted
bombast for reasoned discourse, promise to conduct rationally these
discussions in the future, eschew exhibitionist use of foreign
phrases,

Or at least get them right.

and, last but not least, commit to a spell-checker, we'd
welcome him back into the communion of chess fans.

Redemption is possible. We should remember that.

This is a chess newsgroup Murray - if the dirty vicar here wants to snip
references and admonitions to him to discuss chess, and insist that others
are terrible, he would be just like any other flash newbie, and those who
never got past the very self-satisfied clever level... but then he won't be
like you, and Brennan, will he, since that's all you do - and as you know,
there is safety in numbers. 'Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil.'
You'd better protest more, otherwise you'll lose him if he dared actually
talk chess. Do /you/ play, by the way? Do you like it?

You see, admonishing others to do things you don't do yourself is
hypocritical, whether you wear a dog-collar or a ten-gallon hat.

Phil Innes

"Mike Murray" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:32:26 -0800, "J.D. Walker"
wrote:

Chess One wrote:

"J.D. Walker" wrote in message
. ..

I must say, Mr. Innes, that if this incident is typical of your
behavior
in the past, I begin to understand how you acquired the unsavory
reputation that I frequently see referenced in this news group.


Seek and you shall find!

insults deleted

I see. It is not too late to reform your ways...

Good point, Rev.

If only Phil would apologize to the group, admit he's substituted
bombast for reasoned discourse, promise to conduct rationally these
discussions in the future, eschew exhibitionist use of foreign
phrases, and, last but not least, commit to a spell-checker, we'd
welcome him back into the communion of chess fans.

Redemption is possible. We should remember that.

On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:52:54 GMT, "Chess One"
wrote:

Do /you/ play, by the way? Do you like it?

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." How do you like it?

But a fair question. Here's a game I played a few minutes ago on
Playchess (I'm Jerry Attrich, get it?), just before reading your
incisive reply:

[Event "Rated game, 5m + 0s"]
[Site "Main Playing Hall"]
[Date "2007.11.16"]
[White "Arraza"]
[Black "Jerry Attrich"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ECO "B00"]
[WhiteElo "1985"]
[BlackElo "1958"]

1. d4 Nc6 2. e4 e5 3. d5 Nce7 4. Bd3 Ng6 5. Ne2 Bc5 6. O-O Nf6 7. Nd2
d6 8. Nc4 Ng4 9. h3 h5 10. hxg4 hxg4 11. g3 Nh4 12. Re1 Nf3+ 13. Kf1
Rh1+ 14. Ng1 Rxg1+ 15. Ke2 Rxe1+ 0-1

You see, admonishing others to do things you don't do yourself is
hypocritical, whether you wear a dog-collar or a ten-gallon hat.

Let's keep your sexual proclivities out of this, Phil.

On Nov 16, 8:23 am, The Historian wrote:
On Nov 15, 4:35 pm, help bot wrote:

I find it interesting that the, um, "standards" of the Evans
ratpack do not exclude posting personal information on
the internet, such as for instance, the home address of
one of the annoying critics of Larry Evans.

Innes harassed Frank Niro over far less.


Harassment is the nearly-an-IM's job, apparently.
He cannot think for himself, so he has been assigned
work in harrying those who bother to critique his
master's rhetoric. The pay is low, but it keeps him
busy and out of any real trouble.


-- help bot

On Nov 16, 8:33 am, The Historian wrote:

I disagree. Larry Parr was, in his prime, a better chess player than I
ever was.

Time travel seems to fall outside the scope of my
comments. I expect, judging from the evident
mental difficulties he experiences here, Mr. Parr
is /far/ past his prime.


He may still be a better chess player.

Theoretically, you might be correct. But who can
say when a man does not actually play chess, but
only talks about chess /as though he were/ an
actual player?


But Innes is pretty much a fish.

That was before he bought Rybka. Now he ranks
among the best in the world -- which is why you
must play him in person, not remotely, as he has
not-so-cleverly attempted to arrange in the past.


Also, I wouldn't consider Parr as lacking "real accomplishments." I
own a couple of his books.

Do you consider putting Larry Evans' rancid anti-
FIDE, anti-everything opinions in order to be a
real accomplishment in chess? From what I've
seen here, LP appears incapable of thinking for
himself; a mere repeater-antenna for the ideas of
Larry Evans, which is not much of an achievement,
IMO. He can spell better than his two associates,
LE and IM Innes, but that's no big deal.


-- help bot