The Board refused ...

**Why are you replying directly to someone who could justly claim to be the
weakest chess player in the whole word at his age, and is, you know, maybe
just a tad hung up about it? sort of like Winter, but wetter?

Phil Innes

That is a good question. I really was getting bored with what I was
being forced to read and thought I would bring some humor and clarity
back to the topic. I loathe responding to anything he posts. His is
little more than bull baiting.

Lex, over and out!
:-)

On Feb 19, 11:47 pm, Rob wrote:
**Why are you replying directly to someone who could justly claim to be the
weakest chess player in the whole word at his age, and is, you know, maybe
just a tad hung up about it? sort of like Winter, but wetter?

Phil Innes

That is a good question. I really was getting bored with what I was
being forced to read and thought I would bring some humor and clarity
back to the topic. I loathe responding to anything he posts. His is
little more than bull baiting.

Lex, over and out!
:-)

Nobody is forcing you to read anything. We wish you would not.

Nobody seems to be able to find anything humorous in anything you post
here.

On Feb 19, 11:46 pm, samsloan wrote:
On Feb 19, 11:47 pm, Rob wrote:

**Why are you replying directly to someone who could justly claim to be the
weakest chess player in the whole word at his age, and is, you know, maybe
just a tad hung up about it? sort of like Winter, but wetter?

Phil Innes

That is a good question. I really was getting bored with what I was
being forced to read and thought I would bring some humor and clarity
back to the topic. I loathe responding to anything he posts. His is
little more than bull baiting.

Lex, over and out!
:-)

Nobody is forcing you to read anything. We wish you would not.

Nobody seems to be able to find anything humorous in anything you post
here.

Actually most people, if given a choice, would rather see you vacate
entirely cyberspace.You are the Morgellons infection of the USCF and
the worst example of serial crossposting on the internet. You should
change your name legally to Spam Sloan.

Chess One wrote:
"Rob" wrote in message
...

No doubt, there will be those who would prefer their own wording
applied to
these questions, but I am writing as a journalist to obtain
information by
asking real and answerable questions, not as a prosecutor
hyperbolizing an
issue with a little rhetorical badinage for the peanut gallery.
Phil Innes
Bowel Boy is a journalist? ROTFLMAO!!

My goodness.. some of you have a real anal fixation. From a herd of
Equus asinus

**Don't mention it Mr. Rob, they will deny it has any significance!

Let's take him at his word. Here are some questions I'd like to ask
Mr. Truong.

You have a phone? Call him. Be a man .

**I actually asked much tougher questions than's Brennans- shirking nothing.
Answers are now in editorial province. Perhaps we will see them this
weekend? What a great big thrill for everyone. )

...?

Q. Have you ever fed hot-sauce to Susan Polgar''s children as
punishment or to force them to learn chess?

I would consider kung pow sauce only a punishment if the meal were
prepared by a spandex- wearing sausage.

**pause for a laugh - why do Americans think Asian food hotter - maybe
Americans don't know any Central American people? Or don't they want to know
them?

Q. Why did you use the title "Dr." on your homepage when you did not
have a doctorate?

Same place Dr. Demento got his. :-) Be sure of the facts. Not
everyone makes their own sites.

** Now there's a blast from the past - is Demento still going? He used to be
on NPR, but they don't carry California anymore.

From Dr. Truong's web page [he claims this is a hacked, unauthorized
page ;-), ;-) ]

My name is Paul Truong, PhD

The following are some of my chess accomplishments:

* US Open Blitz Co-Champion 2001 with GM Roland Schmaltz (a 4-time
World Lightning Champion)
* NY Rapid G/10 Champion 2001
* Tied for 1st with GM Horvath at the ECO International Tournament in
Holland 1984
* Qualified for the US Junior Championship in the mid 80's
* Represented the U.S. in the historic Satellite Match (NY - London) vs
World Champion G. Kasparov
* 2-time NJ Junior Champion 1981-82
* Scored 5-5 against the late GM Reshevsky in a 10 game match [G/15]
* Youngest person to qualify for the World Junior Championship (under
21) in Manilla 1975 (age 8.5)
* Obtained an official rating of 2200+ (youngest ever Master) after
winning the South Vietnam National Championship 1974 (age 8.5) but
since South Vietnam was not a member of FIDE at that time, the record
was considered unofficial
* 5-time undefeated National Champion of South Vietnam 1974-79 (age
8.5, youngest ever National Champion)
* 4-time undefeated National Junior (under 21) Champion of South
Vietnam 1970-74 (age 5.5, youngest ever National Junior Champion)

* USCF Online Senior Master in 1999
* FIDE Master in 1987
* USCF Life Master in 1986
* USCF National Master in 1980
* National Master in 1974

* Winner of more than 120 tournaments in the US, Europe and Asia

* FIDE rating was approximately 2400 back in the 80's but I have
retired from chess and not played serious tournament chess since.

"Rob" wrote in message
...
On Feb 19, 11:46 pm, samsloan wrote:
On Feb 19, 11:47 pm, Rob wrote:

**Why are you replying directly to someone who could justly claim to
be the
weakest chess player in the whole word at his age, and is, you know,
maybe
just a tad hung up about it? sort of like Winter, but wetter?

Phil Innes

That is a good question. I really was getting bored with what I was
being forced to read and thought I would bring some humor and clarity
back to the topic. I loathe responding to anything he posts. His is
little more than bull baiting.

Lex, over and out!
:-)

Nobody is forcing you to read anything. We wish you would not.

Nobody seems to be able to find anything humorous in anything you post
here.

Actually most people, if given a choice, would rather see you vacate
entirely cyberspace.You are the Morgellons infection of the USCF and
the worst example of serial crossposting on the internet. You should
change your name legally to Spam Sloan.

Spin Alone Sloan?

But at least Spin Alone now recognises you as the real Lex Mitchell, but has
forgotten his own name, since he voices the opinion of 'nobody', then
immediately shifts to 'we'.

I doubt "we nobody's" was intended - but this exchange does reminder me of
the recent film about searching for humor in the Muslim world.

And also those people who write in to say they used to read here but now its
all gone to hell - as if this were TV, instead of a place where you make
your own entertainment [am I ranting yet?] like Sanny accusing someone last
month of winning 'by luck'.

How about Spin Alone making a joke about himself, his career in chess, or
the Bobby Fischer he hardly knew?

Phil Innes
The Frozen North, etc

On Feb 20, 9:43 am, Brian Lafferty wrote:

From Dr. Truong's web page [he claims this is a hacked, unauthorized
page ;-), ;-) ]

My name is Paul Truong, PhD

The following are some of my chess accomplishments:

* US Open Blitz Co-Champion 2001 with GM Roland Schmaltz (a 4-time
World Lightning Champion)
* NY Rapid G/10 Champion 2001
* Tied for 1st with GM Horvath at the ECO International Tournament in
Holland 1984
* Qualified for the US Junior Championship in the mid 80's
* Represented the U.S. in the historic Satellite Match (NY - London) vs
World Champion G. Kasparov
* 2-time NJ Junior Champion 1981-82
* Scored 5-5 against the late GM Reshevsky in a 10 game match [G/15]
* Youngest person to qualify for the World Junior Championship (under
21) in Manilla 1975 (age 8.5)
* Obtained an official rating of 2200+ (youngest ever Master) after
winning the South Vietnam National Championship 1974 (age 8.5) but
since South Vietnam was not a member of FIDE at that time, the record
was considered unofficial
* 5-time undefeated National Champion of South Vietnam 1974-79 (age
8.5, youngest ever National Champion)
* 4-time undefeated National Junior (under 21) Champion of South
Vietnam 1970-74 (age 5.5, youngest ever National Junior Champion)

* USCF Online Senior Master in 1999
* FIDE Master in 1987
* USCF Life Master in 1986
* USCF National Master in 1980
* National Master in 1974

* Winner of more than 120 tournaments in the US, Europe and Asia

* FIDE rating was approximately 2400 back in the 80's but I have
retired from chess and not played serious tournament chess since.

Believe it or not, one or two of these claims might actually be true,
but most are demonstrably false.

For example, I believe that Truong is NOT a Life Master of the USCF.

I beat Truong a tournament game at the House of Spain in late 1980. I
doubt that he made master that year, but it is possible that he did.

He definitely did not ever win the Championship of Vietnam.

The championships he claims to have won in the US were not reported in
Chess Life.

It is possible that he was the junior champion of New Jersey in
1980-81

Truong is a FIDE Master but I do not know when he got the title.

http://www.fide.com/ratings/card.phtml?event=2001390

Sam Sloan

On Feb 4, 2:27 pm, "Chess One" wrote:
An extract from a letter just published in the editorial column, Alekhine's
Parrot, atwww.chessville.comorhttp://www.chessville.com/Editorials/AlekhinesParrot/Index.htm

reads;-

---

You have no sufficient evidence for any of these charges. After more than
four months of investigation and wasting tens and thousands dollars of USCF
money, you still have nothing. The evidence which was sent to Mr.
Kronenberger was more than enough to show that the report had the wrong
conclusion.
The board majority refused to allow our experts to examine the data for more
than 4 months.

The board majority refused to investigate wrong doings by the USCF
contractors and members of the board majority.

The board majority refused to investigate leaks of confidential information
as well as the "unauthorized secret negotiation" between Jerry Hanken and
Sam Sloan using confidential board information in the middle of a lawsuit.

Susan Polgar

Truong says (through S.P.): "You have no sufficient evidence..."

This is identical to Truong's misuse of the English language in his
earlier press release:
When asked if he was the Fake Sam Sloan, he replied:

"Absolutely no..."]

On Feb 20, 7:03 pm, wrote:
On Feb 4, 2:27 pm, "Chess One" wrote:



An extract from a letter just published in the editorial column, Alekhine's
Parrot, atwww.chessville.comorhttp://www.chessville.com/Editorials/AlekhinesPar...

reads;-

---

You have no sufficient evidence for any of these charges. After more than
four months of investigation and wasting tens and thousands dollars of USCF
money, you still have nothing. The evidence which was sent to Mr.
Kronenberger was more than enough to show that the report had the wrong
conclusion.
The board majority refused to allow our experts to examine the data for more
than 4 months.

The board majority refused to investigate wrong doings by the USCF
contractors and members of the board majority.

The board majority refused to investigate leaks of confidential information
as well as the "unauthorized secret negotiation" between Jerry Hanken and
Sam Sloan using confidential board information in the middle of a lawsuit.

Susan Polgar

Truong says (through S.P.): "You have no sufficient evidence..."

This is identical to Truong's misuse of the English language in his
earlier press release:
When asked if he was the Fake Sam Sloan, he replied:

"Absolutely no..."]

Truong uses "no" instead of "not"

wrote in message
...
On Feb 20, 7:03 pm, wrote:
On Feb 4, 2:27 pm, "Chess One" wrote:



An extract from a letter just published in the editorial column,
Alekhine's
Parrot,
atwww.chessville.comorhttp://www.chessville.com/Editorials/AlekhinesPar...

reads;-

---

You have no sufficient evidence for any of these charges. After more
than
four months of investigation and wasting tens and thousands dollars of
USCF
money, you still have nothing. The evidence which was sent to Mr.
Kronenberger was more than enough to show that the report had the wrong
conclusion.
The board majority refused to allow our experts to examine the data for
more
than 4 months.

The board majority refused to investigate wrong doings by the USCF
contractors and members of the board majority.

The board majority refused to investigate leaks of confidential
information
as well as the "unauthorized secret negotiation" between Jerry Hanken
and
Sam Sloan using confidential board information in the middle of a
lawsuit.

Susan Polgar

Truong says (through S.P.): "You have no sufficient evidence..."

This is identical to Truong's misuse of the English language in his
earlier press release:
When asked if he was the Fake Sam Sloan, he replied:

"Absolutely no..."]

Truong uses "no" instead of "not"

You mean the FSS, whose diction is American-perfect, would not?

PI

On Feb 4, 11:44 pm, The Historian wrote:

I have seen a photo of P Innes once.

Is it online? If so, please post a link.

I'm not sure a photo of nearly-IMnes would
fit online; the man claims to be several
kilometers tall, so the camera would need
to be far away and set to wide-angle.

I once saw an online photo of his boss,
Larry Parr; the man was standing upon an
ancient wonder, and thankfully, there was
solid rock underneath to support him. In
fact, that is the only instance I know of
where there was anything of substance to
support him... .


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