Chess One wrote:

"thumbody" wrote in message
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Chess One wrote:
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Tough to explain to those never 'in' what that means.

Heuch! Not tough -is it possible?

Well, you could try. Maybe recount to us where & when it was *hot* when
you were *in*.

Official Secrets Act mate - but as above, its a joke to think you could
know. Its like learning to ride a bike at a seminar.

Yeah, right. It's significant with me that ferkin dorks like you can
presume to ride roughshod over me. You, laddie have brayed to me already
about your trusty *triton* a mongrel motorcycle by any definition & I
phil, I saw one, coincidentally enough last Sunday..

Yes. There I was, standing in the bright afternoon & this noisy, yellow
motorbike passed by with the legend *triton* emblazoned on its tank..

Afterwards, I was almost creaming my jeans when lo - a full on
Austin-Healey 3000 passed me by on the freeway & then to cap it all off
I was 'rummaged' by a 1960's London double-decker bus!..

So tell me Phil, tell me how you feel about 'our' lads cut down without
fanfare in Afghanistan..

Thanks mate..

t.

"thumbody" wrote in message
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Chess One wrote:

"thumbody" wrote in message
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Chess One wrote:
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Tough to explain to those never 'in' what that means.

Heuch! Not tough -is it possible?

Well, you could try. Maybe recount to us where & when it was *hot* when
you were *in*.

Official Secrets Act mate - but as above, its a joke to think you could
know. Its like learning to ride a bike at a seminar.

Yeah, right. It's significant with me that ferkin dorks like you can
presume to ride roughshod over me.

Is it mate? wot iz signifi**** about it in your moind? in your deepest
moind, if I may...

You, laddie have brayed to me already
about your trusty *triton* a mongrel motorcycle by any definition & I

want one? not enough engine for these days, but a decent throb on it - h ow
big a triumph was there ever? had a 500 straight through, but i seem to
remember a 750 was tops

phil, I saw one, coincidentally enough last Sunday..

orright then - but listen a bit - if you is goinna insult the cousins like
this, as you 'ave done to my fren help snot, they don't ave a bleedin clue,
do they? you gotta slow it down for em, spell it aht, and don't let em get
on to Knee Cheese, the German philospher bloke they know who ate too many
sausages and went mad coz of that, and neivva the uvva one, the Itie cove,
Make your Belly - wrote abaht princes and politiks, init - thats their
entire gist of the Euro renosejob, if you will unnerstand me

nevva princesses! which you would fink ee wud - maybe, a touch of the
gilbert and sullivans goin on there? Mediterannean wunny and they are pretty
open about that, always have been, sardines too, they love em an dont hide
it

Yes. There I was, standing in the bright afternoon & this noisy, yellow
motorbike passed by with the legend *triton* emblazoned on its tank..

Afterwards, I was almost creaming my jeans when lo - a full on
Austin-Healey 3000 passed me by on the freeway & then to cap it all off
I was 'rummaged' by a 1960's London double-decker bus!..

what do you drive then mate? ****in ausin healey? ****ing Gordon Ramsey!

So tell me Phil, tell me how you feel about 'our' lads cut down without
fanfare in Afghanistan..

you don't feel a fing from ere. they don't show that part on tv.

you get off on this stuff duya?

what if feels like to cart all that gear around for 48 hours, including the
dark, and you are dog-tired, gotta dirty bum from the woods, and you gotta
aim the thing at something and fire straight, hoping the other bloke is more
tired than you?

bloody lark that is my son! bloody game o soljahs

keep the hell away from it - mostly nothing happens and its more boring than
day-time tv, or you **** your shreddies in fear

Thanks mate..

eh! keep your pecker up t, and try to brag about your chess skills like the
rest of us - wot are you? superior or sumpin?

ooright, oil ask - wot wuz you banned for? bit of a rad soc are ya? and
banned by kids this days don't know their rad from their socks, eh?

PI

t.