HAPPY TALK IS HERE AGAIN By GM Larry Evans http://wcn.tentonhammer.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=757

Sam Sloan wrote: Tonight, June 20, 2006,at 10:30 PM New York Time we are broadcasting one last time the Modern Dance 2005 Performance. Please watch his show. He'll feature his poor wife giving him a blowjob on air. He'll feature other minors receiving lessons on how to give heads. Sloan is known as a child molester and criminal.

From: Mueller, Catherine (OfCnl-ZUR-Ent) Sent: Montag, 12. Juni 2006 17:30 To: ' Subject: Application for FIDE membership by the National Chess Federation of Saint Christopher and Nevis Dear Mr. Leong I am writing to you as General Secretary of FIDE. Our firm represents the Charleston Chess Association, LLC which is the National Chess

I've posted this idea in the past but it got lost in the crowd (of silly posts by others :-) -- actually somewhere inside my own post :-) In the case of the championship match the playing tempo should be decided by the champion and the challenger. They would not have to discuss and agree to anything. Thye would just play

Marcus Roberts reversed the credit card charges for his USCF Life Membership !!!! Grant Perks, the USCF In-House Accountant and also a candidate for election to the USCF Executive Board, has posted the startling news that Marcus Roberts purchased a Life Membership for himself and regular memberships for nine other people but then subsequently reversed all the credit card charges for these ten...

I received an illegal ballot from the United States Chess Federation. I spent 39 cents and mailed to and voted for Sam Sloan and Marcus Roberts. I did this as an official protest as head of a chess government. I will not tell whose name the ballot was in. The ballot made no sense. As a former member of the USCF bylaws committee, I would VOID THE ENTIRE BALLOT AS AMIGIOUS for the election of...

Dear Austin, Texas chess player "NM" Graeme Cree For your outstanding service and creativity in assisting USCF Delegates and officers in the 1992-1994 experimental study of the USCF ratings system, the Saint Kitts and Nevis Chess Association awards you the title of Honorary National Chess Master. Sincerely Marcus Roberts

My e-mail address was inadvertently omitted from my Candidates Statement in Chess Life. It does appear on the USCF website. My address is If any USCF voter wishes to contact me for any reason, don't hesitate to send me an e-mail.

.. Elected FIDE Delegates, I propose that FIDE directly elect 20 or 30 delegates from the wealthiest chess countries that contribute the most to FIDE. These Delegates shall be elected from a voting membership of FIDE rated players who are rated at least 2200, candidate master, I think?? The current number of voting delegates in FIDE is 155. You are not going to get passage of more than 20 or 30...

Dear Kirsan, Is FIDE a lawless organization, or does Kirsan respect the laws of the FIDE General Assembly? WHEN IS THE NEXT PRESIDENTIAL BOARD MEETING GOING TO BE HELD? Marcus Roberts President Chalreston Chess Assocation, LLC St Kitts and Nevis

No more any FIDE, USCF, etc. For the professional, semi-professional and competitive chess players there will be chess centers, equiped with PCs, fast Internet connections, and certified to a different degree, depending on what level of competition they would serve. Short and long distance games (tournament,

Fisher wasn't obstinate he didn't want to play any more competitive chess. He didn't want to play because he was afraid that he couldn't live up to his own standard. Fisher had plenty of offers to play after he resigned the title and he refused most of them, which shows that he wasn't interested in playing any more. Fisher wouldn't accept any offer that was remote fair because he didn't want to...

LAUNCH DATE DELAYED A wasted full page (49) in the June 2006 Chess Life announced that the new uschess.org would be up and running on June 15. Well, folks, it ain't thar! This announcement was just posted at uschess.org "The United State Chess Federation is currently in the process of

I want to make the best ever sex video featuring my 3 inch cock. I prefer to use very young horny girls in my videos. Could anybody suggest an idea? Sam Sloan

Just got back from seeing X3: The Last Stand. I wonder if anyone else noticed the "Sam Sloan" character? -- Kenneth Sloan Computer and Information Sciences (205) 934-2213 University of Alabama at Birmingham FAX (205) 934-5473 Birmingham, AL 35294-1170 http://www.cis.uab.edu/sloan/

Rating like grades at school and awards for achievements, are never perfect because they can never grab the most important issues like talent or understanding. A math teacher or an art teacher which tries to grade her/his student taking into account the students real understanding (of math or art) makes a HUGE philosophical error. This kind of things cannot be measured objectively, they should...

So do any of you play go? Chris

Hi Everyone (: I thought you would enjoy the chess art drawings from the studio of award-winning artist Justin Michael Jenkins. These surreal and visionary chess depictions reveal the connection between life and chess and many are from dream interpretations.

We know that "white" in chess is slightly (or not so slightly?) stonger than "black". Any single rating which would introduce a rectifying bias is wrong though, there is always someone unhappy for a good reason. The perfect solution is simple conceptually but not quite logistically.

Okay, we have had our new CL for a week or so now. Here is the question: Which two pages of CL would you drop for Evan's column ? Or none? Ground rules: It cannot be ads, Tmt life, or the intro stuff--it must one of the columns or news/games articles. I suppose you could say that one of the longer pieces is too long and could be chopped two pages, but that is something of a...