Beatriz It would seem to me that saying nothing for weeks about this issue which has upset many people besides Goichberg/Schultz and only now apologizing would be for political purposes. Did Shaughnessy object to a motion for the truth about the Natrol deal to come out? Did she defend the Natrol deal at the National Open as has been reported? (Yes, she did)

Timothy Taylor 615 S. Normandie Ave. Apt. 39 Los Angeles, CA 90005 June 29, 2005 Dear Mr. Sloan: It has come to my attention that you have called my lady friend Tatjana, "a professional street prostitute, clear from

Interesting story: http://www.chessninja.com/dailydirt/archives/u2000_intrigue_at_hb.htm Should Mig have posted this guys name? Seems the Ethics investigation should play out first. Hmm.. Although (and I don't know how it works) that process is probably secret even after its concluded.

Has anyone seen this? http://www.chessinvegas.com/ I saw a real flashy pamphlet. Looked real expensive to print. Odd I have seen no news of this through my tradition circle of contacts. Anyone know anything about this?

Sam Sloan, under his usual delusion that somebody somewhere in the world actually cares, divulged: I lost the apartment while I was in jail in Afghanistan in 1978, so I had no choice but to go live with my girlfriend, who then produced two children. What did you do? Sneeze in her direction?

ANNOUNCING A NEW CONTEST In a post to another thread here recently I commented on a letter GM Larry Evans put in Chess Life (12/2001, page 7), in which he purported to quote a statement of mine, but in fact deleted four words, making the sentence unintelligible. In that post, I asked rhetorically if it was unreasonable to expect that GM Evans should quote anyone accurately. To this, the noted...

But before he does, he first visits the official Pok=E9mon website (Crass & cheesy? Yup! Kid-safe? You bet!) http://www.pokemon.com/flash.htm Having learned all he knows about Pok=E9mon from Sam Sloan's websites, Parr naturally thinks that Pok=E9mon is some sort of soft porn cartoon. Hilarious--kindly let me know how much pornography you find on pokemon.com, Larry! (Or anyone else, for that...

I have withdrawn my support of Elizabeth Shaughnessy. Please do not vote for her. She says we all resent her because she's a 'strong' woman. I say we all resent her because she's a 'wrong' woman.

The Lesbian Candidate is Beatriz, but who speaks for the Gay Man? is there a Homosexual Man running for office? Our voice must be heard! Homosexuals who play Chess account for at least 45% of the membership of the USCF. Where is our Gay Candidate? Why aren't we being represented?

I'm a fat pig. My rating is 1571. I suck in chess but I'm very opinionated. I usually sound like a dickhead. I like to insult people. I'm from the same state as some of the biggest assholes in chess. I'm a loser in real life. That's why I stay in chess politics and pretend I'm a big shot to please my own fragile ego. Now you know. I'm really a loser. Who am I?

Sam Sloan wrote: I call upon the Executive Board to expel and ban Beatriz Marinello from the United States Chess Federation TODAY! hysterical blather snipped This matter is urgent and cannot wait. I call upon the Executive Board to vote to expel Beatriz today. more childish gibberish snipped

Yeah, he's been bragging about his 4.25 incher all week! But seriously, what do you inbred cretens have against Sloan? He contributes alot to the usenet. Jason Yes Jason, and so do you - and I would say that most of your contributions are at least as good as Sam's.

Let me summarize some of the accomplishments that the current Exeuctive Board members, Randy Bauer, Steve Shutt and Elizabeth Shaugnessy helped to achieve. *Fiscal Year 2003-04 USCF Operations had an increase in net assets of $231,594. By comparison USCF Operations lost over $1,700,000 during the prior 7 years. Steve Shutt was USCF Vice President during 2003-04. *In fiscal 2004-05 I anticipate...

In the most recent e-mail newsletter from the folks at Chesslive there is commentary about the Tim Taylor article that appeared in 2 issues of Chess Life. They point out that kids today aren't that naive about the adult world. They also point out that parents should be more concerned with drugs that their kids are being prescribed nowadays, due to all the new psychological classifications. ...

Hey this is AWESOME and it's all for charity. A chance to play Super-GM Anand!!!! Ten seats for a simul will be auctoned off on ebay AND: The Internet Chess Club (www.chessclub.com) will match all proceeds from this fundraiser up to $1,000 ($100 per seat), so your bid counts double for the charity!

Dr. Leroy Dubeck urges you to vote for the success team because he claims Don Schultz's administration lost a lot of money. Whether true or not that simply is not relevant. Below are some relevant reasons why you should vote for: Joel Channing, Bill Goichberg, Robert Tanner and Greg Shahade. (1) You will see a more open chess federation. It is time to reinstitute the BINFO procedures and have...

The only honest person on this board is Randy Bauer. Bulldyke Marinello should resign immediately. Don Juan Schultz already resigned. Bulldyke Marinello should do the same but I doubt that will ever happen. This bitch has no shame. She rather blows Dubeck than resign honorably.

He gave bulldyke Marinello the position. It's his fault. He created this fu*king mess. Admit it!

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET *In fiscal 2004-05 I anticipate that USCF Operations will have paid the full cost of the relocation to Crossvile Tennesssee and still will have an increase in net assets of over $100,000. Leroy Dubeck Leroy, are you ****ing nuts? Why would you vote for Shaughnessy? That bitch is a serious liability. Stan Booz Sam Sloan estimated that the cost of moving to...

I received my USCF ballot the other day and mailed it in. Thank you once again Mike Nolan for whatever you did.