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Goichberg Slate is sweeping election

Although only 25% of the ballots have been counted, the Goichberg
slate consisting of Goichberg, Channing, Shahade and Tanner are
leading in the USCF Election by a margin of more than two-to-one. They
are so far ahead in the race that it will be virtually impossible for
any of the other candidates to catch them.

For example, although Steve Shutt lives in Pennsylvania and campaigned
hard at the World Open in Philadelphia, Shutt failed to carry
Pennsylvania and finished nearly dead last, ahead of only George John.

Although Leroy Dubeck and Steve Doyle are vehemently anti-Goichberg
and campaigned hard against Goichberg in their home state of New
Jersey, the Goichberg Slate defeated the Dubeck slate in New Jersey by
a wide margin.

Although Randy Bauer is from Minnesota, he finished badly in
Minnesota.

The only member of the Success Team that carried his home state was
George John, who lives in Texas. However, Texans are noted for voting
for anyone who is from Texas even if they do not know him. Thus, the
Texans who did not know George John voted for John, whereas the Texans
who did know George John voted for Sloan instead.

The only remaining large state is California. Shaughnessy who lives in
California thought that she could carry that state. However, early
results indicate that California is voting heavily for the Goichberg
Slate and that Shaughnessy is receiving almost no votes at all.

Beatriz Marinello left the vote count yesterday afternoon and has not
returned. It is not known whether she will resign immediately or serve
out the remainder of her term.

Sam Sloan

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"Sam Sloan" wrote in message
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Goichberg Slate is sweeping election
Although Randy Bauer is from Minnesota, he finished
badly in
Minnesota.


What do you mean "although Bauer is from Minnesota", it's more like BECAUSE
Bauer is from Minnesota. Do you really think that anyone who knows that
incompetant jackass would actually vote for him?

Bauer is a classic case of an extremely insecure guy who's identity and
self-worth is based pretty much exclusively on his chess rating. He is
constantly providing us with proof of that. He never misses an opportunity
to boast about his chess rating, signing his postings with "NATIONAL MASTER"
and so forth, or try to use it as leverage to win an argument, even when it
is totally irrelevant to the issue. He even creates email addresses like
etc. Aside from chess, the guy is a complete
idiot, and he's really not that good at chess for someone who has started
the game as a young child and has devoted his entire life to it.

So why should we be surprised that in Minnesota....where alot of people know
who he is....he did poorly?

Jason Repa



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Didn't Randy play for the Vikings at one point? Wasn't he part of the "Seven
Pillars of Steel"?

"Jason Repa" wrote in message
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"Sam Sloan" wrote in message
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Goichberg Slate is sweeping election
Although Randy Bauer is from Minnesota, he finished
badly in
Minnesota.


What do you mean "although Bauer is from Minnesota", it's more like
BECAUSE
Bauer is from Minnesota. Do you really think that anyone who knows that
incompetant jackass would actually vote for him?

Bauer is a classic case of an extremely insecure guy who's identity and
self-worth is based pretty much exclusively on his chess rating. He is
constantly providing us with proof of that. He never misses an opportunity
to boast about his chess rating, signing his postings with "NATIONAL
MASTER" and so forth, or try to use it as leverage to win an argument,
even when it is totally irrelevant to the issue. He even creates email
addresses like etc. Aside from chess, the guy is
a complete idiot, and he's really not that good at chess for someone who
has started the game as a young child and has devoted his entire life to
it.

So why should we be surprised that in Minnesota....where alot of people
know who he is....he did poorly?

Jason Repa





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"Angelo DePalma" wrote in message
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Didn't Randy play for the Vikings at one point? Wasn't he part of the
"Seven Pillars of Steel"?


Was that some sort of Gay Porn troupe?


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Angelo DePalma wrote:
Didn't Randy play for the Vikings at one point? Wasn't he part of the "Seven
Pillars of Steel"?


No, that was T.E. Lawrence.



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Although Randy Bauer isn't very well liked in Minnesota, I still think
he is definitely a better candidate than Sloan. Randy is a nice guy. He
is so nice that he doesn't even mind the fact that his wife sleeps
around, and I don't think he cares that she's bringing in extra money
to the household by doing so. I think he wouldn't mind even if she did
it for free. I vote for Randy Bauer......a man who isn't afraid to
share his wife!

Matt

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You don't know what you're talking about Repa so shut the **** up!
Randy Bauer is alot smarter than you think. He passed the G.E.D. on his
first attempt, and after only 4 sessions with a tutor.

Matt

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Matt Nemmers wrote:
You don't know what you're talking about Repa so shut the **** up!
Randy Bauer is alot smarter than you think. He passed the G.E.D. on his
first attempt, and after only 4 sessions with a tutor.

Matt


New depths have been sounded! You are now reduced to arguing with
yourself. You're spinning out of control, man.

Nemmers never types "alot". You, on the other hand, do so all the time.

Jason Repa
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"Matt Nemmers" Randy is a nice guy. He doesn't even mind the fact that his
wife sleeps
around, and I don't think he cares that she's bringing in extra money to

the household by doing so. I think he wouldn't mind even if she did it for
free. I vote for Randy Bauer......a man who isn't afraid to share his wife!

Beatriz voted for her too. She likes it that Randy shares. Everyone is
happy. So who won the election? When do they take office? What happens to
the Torta Marinello?

Sammy Sloan, Jr.
Kuala Lumpur
P.S. Please Dad, send more Penicillin.


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very shallow analysis sam

"Sam Sloan" wrote in message
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Goichberg Slate is sweeping election

Although only 25% of the ballots have been counted, the Goichberg
slate consisting of Goichberg, Channing, Shahade and Tanner are
leading in the USCF Election by a margin of more than two-to-one. They
are so far ahead in the race that it will be virtually impossible for
any of the other candidates to catch them.

For example, although Steve Shutt lives in Pennsylvania and campaigned
hard at the World Open in Philadelphia, Shutt failed to carry
Pennsylvania and finished nearly dead last, ahead of only George John.

Although Leroy Dubeck and Steve Doyle are vehemently anti-Goichberg
and campaigned hard against Goichberg in their home state of New
Jersey, the Goichberg Slate defeated the Dubeck slate in New Jersey by
a wide margin.

Although Randy Bauer is from Minnesota, he finished badly in
Minnesota.

The only member of the Success Team that carried his home state was
George John, who lives in Texas. However, Texans are noted for voting
for anyone who is from Texas even if they do not know him. Thus, the
Texans who did not know George John voted for John, whereas the Texans
who did know George John voted for Sloan instead.

The only remaining large state is California. Shaughnessy who lives in
California thought that she could carry that state. However, early
results indicate that California is voting heavily for the Goichberg
Slate and that Shaughnessy is receiving almost no votes at all.

Beatriz Marinello left the vote count yesterday afternoon and has not
returned. It is not known whether she will resign immediately or serve
out the remainder of her term.

Sam Sloan



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