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Old June 11th 06, 11:36 AM posted to alt.witchcraft,alt.sci.physics,alt.anagrams,alt.books,alt.chess
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First recorded activity by ChessBanter: Jun 2006
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Default teardrop

teardrop
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massive attack
'teardrop'

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you promised to get me out

six days minus

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hey it just chopped off

"havent finished pirating it yet"

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"i'm tryin jennifer"
"stuck in real time"

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i've wanted this track for a while paulo

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beth gibbons gives me hope
i could **** another elizabeth and not


cry

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"all women make you cry babe"
so

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**** off man

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"th clues dont read well"
every day i write the psychic blog

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i dunno
would anybody care if they didnt


get a weeks notice of

fifty thousand ppl dyin


"only if they were amongst em"

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strange that

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i'll bet ya it's only like

five ppl gunna die

and we readin


some ****ers in th future blowin out


"so ya do think it;s th english"



dint say that



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just doesnt feel as big
as th emotion


comin back from th future

suggests it is



confusing

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"could have that backwards"


magic slippery ya mean



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something tells me to scuttle off
and take th blog offline

six days minus

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"that would be tomorrow by"
"th initial prediction"

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can ya manage that ?

"do i have control ?"


no free will

"dealin with god"


and devil

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"only cause they believe in em"

can i ignore their thoughts ?


"only in th shower"

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so if i'm feeling tears
it could be

happiness


"frequently that way"

+++

"could be tears anyway"


"we flip things in transit sometimes"

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mostly
th way i read it

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a week before

the twin trade towers fell down

a week before

th london bombings


a week before kuta beach bombing





my psychic blog goes nuts

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cough up ya secrets blog

how do ya ****in do it

where's th


instruction manual

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"solipsist diary"

+++

another can of worms

+++

reading tom wolfes

the right stuff


guy on th page


bein burned alive in

aviation fuel


while i watch


the twin trade towers


fall



didnt i

pass a money spell




seven days ago


a curse on th bank that

took th last of my mothers blood money




and didnt htey


send over eighty million

to new york


durin th week



look down

reread th passage

inth book

where i was up to


when my litle brother yelled out

hey man


turn yur telly on

plane flown into th twin trade towers





yeah

real big surprise man


reckon it'll fall ?

+++

well mum
it was th last of th money

made from yur murder
blood money


"worst kind"

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yur right mik
i am

the biggest arsehole in the world

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"pends how ya read it"

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th future cums backwards

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yin and yang"
"for every action"

i know
"there's an equal and opposite reaction"

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we use water to put out fires


wot does einstein tell us

+++


we should burn water

+++

riding a unicycle helps

i have clarity


i just cant share it

have to


cloud th mix

+++

hydrgen burning
with oxygen

from tanks


a starter motor



inject with


h2o



turn off


the starter motor

+++

we got more energy than we can poke a stick at

is


making money out of energy

more important than


escaping th earth and

getting to the


unlimited resources

of th infinite void


+++



more money later

for all


ya greedy ****s


dont make me point th bone at ya

i'm prepared to lose


th richest five percent

across th board

+++

"th next five percent would still step up"
"pretty smartly"

yeah but they be nicer to us
poor ****s

"have to be specific disease of th rich"

i could arrnage that

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"just cant spell it right"

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smile

+++

how much does water expand when it
becomes
high pressure

steam


"bulk"

**** it;s

magic stuff

+++

key to life

+++

u think it burn adequately
with salt water paulo

"yeah man"
"want salt water for"

"electro division to h and o for starting"

does th ship have to b self sufficient in that regard ?

why not

tank liquid hydrogen



"ship makes it's own"


+++

it's downloaded

"good, i hate silence"

smile

+++
Portishead & Massive Attack
'teardrop'
+++

"**** knows where that ship's goin jennifer"
"very few service stations i imagine"

big workshop in it then

+++

"in a pinch"
"it'll run on urine"

anything with
water

+++

make for a funny drive flame

well we're runnin late ya see


and umm

ran out of seawater


found too many blue planets

didnt land


sorry

didnt drop into a


sea


+++

we're looking for water

we're always looking for water

+++

"that's better"
"i was parched"

dont do so much yoga
"like i have choice"

+++

born

pisces aries


cusp



water fire




+++
Peter Gabrial & Kate Bush
'dont give up'
+++

i dint spell it

+++

"long as th magic's there"

it's always there

+++

i love human beings

ya gotta love em


they;re so ****in stupid

still playin with yur bottle rockets ?


flyin into th sky on a jet of

water

+++

why dont ya try lightin it
ya dumb ****s

++

rockets go way better

when ya turn off

the starter motor

+++

wot would i know

i'm just a real psychic


tappin my unborn daughters mind

it's wot she knows


that disturbs me

+++

and htat i cant share

if i try


th pc dies or


th modem ****s itself
or


th power turns off

+++


i persist though

and bit by bit


i break the rules

+++

space is looming

large




the age of

aquarius


all th
psychic ppl for


decades



have felt the age of


water

++++

smile

+++

listen to th music


i'm goin back to

synchronicity

random pls computer

+++
violent femmes
'gone daddy gone'
+++

frequently

th death card


in the tarot


can mean

new life

+++


the age of water

when will they peg th date ?



like th point when th oil goes

fifty percent


we wont know till

some time later

+++


tell me psychic blog

when does the

age of aquarius


destroy


the age of oil

+++
the black eyed peas
'sexy'
+++

covered in oil and

it;s black as

+++

i see it's


explosion into


human affairs

+++

unlimited energy and

unlimited resources


only restricted by

our ingenuity


and us humans

we


go under th sea

walk on land

fly in th air


and waft thru th void



already

+++

i wanna be th first guy
busted

for ridin a unicycle
thru th moon settlement


and scarin all th girls senseless
wot if i fall off


who give a ****
isnt that how we go there ?


****in idiots

+++

i got a ticket for


runnin a redlight


in the fortitude valley



in brisbane australia

at midnight


and hten he also

busted me for drugs

wot was yur first clue officer ?

+++
delta goodrem
'predictable'
+++


most cops turn a blind eye

to th clown


most ppl

if th truth be known


well it is by the clown

+++

"coffee"

+++
pink floyd
'time'
+++

hey Q1
"hey Q2"

+++

too simple man
i coulda thought of that

"ya didnt"

+++

we lifted it from th future

i'm a ****in pirate


and proud of it

i'm as dumb as you ****s

+++

i write to the future

and th future write back


in my psychic blog

i ask questions and


they are answered

+++

why wont that pic download fully paulo ?

"****ed if i know"


"bit trivial"

i want th whole thing


scuse i

+++

wot song am i stealin

"piratin"


'it sounds more romantic"

tell me ****


"pink floyd"

+++

i'll argue about it with ya
on th dark side of the moon
ya pessimistic ****

+++

cant stand
pessimistic ****s

+++

"alright jenny"
"smoke yur greens"

..
..
..

noosha fox
's-s-s single bed'
+++

dont listen to her

cum outside ya ****

+++

well she's not on a single bed

"she is alone"

+++

supposed t be a movie

"u get things a hundred percent ?"


**** no

i'm human


"smiel "

+++
the verve
'catching the butterfly'
+++


hang on paulo

i'll have a look

he saw a tattoo on er



acdsee
**** itself



hang on

****


no tattoo man



and stop laughin

+++

"it doesnt fit"

caus ei wanna listen to th floyd track

"only half downloaded"


do it anyway

"**** you jenny"

+++
pink floyd
'wish you were here'
+++

sung this so many times

on so many strete corners


while not bein in th hat

havent even had it


in th computer

+++

"six years"

+++

"ridin"
surfin on one wheel

from busker to busker

singin and


drummin and



havin a good time

+++

"not all good"

+++

mostly

+++

i've sung this with

at least thirty different buskers

+++

nothing beats th original

"it';s a recording"



"the original was when it WAS recorded"

a record



"if ya like"

+++

be nice to call em records again

a recording of an event


not th event itself

a flawed copy


not live

+++

i've heard this song tortured

done it myself


sometimes just for kicks

hey i'm th clown

+++

didnt sing this weekend

in the fortitude valley


something inside

is crying


shut th **** up

+++
john butler trio
'something's gotta give'
+++

i missed th high fives off th unicycle

but i got lots in


th record

this thing yur readin

+++

massive karma
doesnt fall off th back of a truck

"or cum in a pill"

+++

puttin smiles on dials
in th strete and

"tearin em off on th net"

+++


balance


+++

if they had
salt water as a fuel source


how long till th first
experimental craft

launched to test


speed of light

transition



"u still think th colours will reverse"



b funny if a black man turned white and

a white man black


at stellar speeds

+++


"wot about ppl like us who are coffee coloured"

+++
frente
'accidently kelly street'
+++

i guees it could have
coffee shops

+++

"pushing"

not stoend enough

+++

sounds liek a cafe

+++

i got a blocked jet

"it;s a hash pipe"


+++

that's th last of th old stash

i hope that th new stash is


just liek th old stash

not better


not worse just

good enough

+++
harvey danger
'flagpole sitta'
+++


ah man


+++

i dunno

i dig th lyrics


and th sentiment


but i umm

am th idiot

that slides unicycles in th town



ordinary



for me

+++


yur right man

+++

everywhere i surf


on my unicycle

on the land


i see th most
incredibly boring


ppl


and wot's worse



they;re smiling at me

+++
powderfinger
'day you come'
+++


hey man it;s a big unicycle

**** that looks cool


he just jumped th gutter

they cant do that can they ?


just ran th redlight and

disappeared


round th corner

+++

29 crashes

friday night

before last

+++

"before last"

sorry

+++


had a week of crashes

"th wheel barrow wheel exploding was three"

+++

the tyranny of the threes

+++


"we'll work it out"

one day

+++

three times

in one week


i broke down

ran out of fuel



in th same place

wot's goin on


i put in different amounts

in th tank


madonna's dance academy
and a sign

back in the black


they calle dme black for

twenty years

as a nickname

till they got


all politically correct


can you read th signs ?

+++
mash ups
'Blvd of Broken Songs'(Green Day & Oasis mash-up)
+++


smile


they always come with

clutter

+++

th best clues i throw though


are totally out of context


in th reading


+++

thanks jeannette darling
but i cant believe it;s just that


simple

+++

the fire in your heart is out - lyric

+++

jeannette

little one


water fire

is too simple


just water injected rocket



make fools of

billion dollar investment


i knwo diesels work better
with water injection

just **** off will ya


not even born yet

+++


man

cant even look at th keyboard when she's

talkin



"she's fierce isnt she ?"

**** man


and little brother calls

our son


devil eyes

+++
the black eyed peas
'smells like funk'
+++


smile


hi devil eyes


still drivin yur mother nuts i see

+++

little brother says it
affectionately


but underneath it
little brother knows


i'm fully blooded kadaitcha man
and he same

+++

dont like you

**** drops dead a week later


ventually

ya twig


+++

only took like ten or so

come on man


i'm a bit doughy

+++

i know how it feels little man

to have a father


who is a murderer

+++

dirty little murderers boy


and umm



i did have that


parents vigilantee commitee




in the devils gap

"the gap"



who never had th balls to front me


they wont front you either



****in pussies

+++

when th

guy i hated most in th school


broke his neck

at th water hole

+++
city high
'what would ya do'
+++

ok
it was th high school

+++

what we call secondary school

+++

teenage


wizard


with

aching testicles



every day



i'm sorry young man




44 years old this day


still every day




you'll be a strong wizard



cums with a curse

+++


how th **** do i tell him ?


she wont



she scared ****less of all of it


"werent you ?"


+++

"here ya go"

+++
pink floyd
'wish you were here'
+++

..
..
..

i apologise for
calling you my clone

we were very similar
little brother describes me as

fifty year old face
eighteen year old body


we're long lived

+++

"stuck in puberty"

+++

thing is

if i had th choice


and i was told

you'll have sore nuts


every afternoon

by five


for th rest of your life

but you wont enter


adulthood

stay in puberty and


my initials are already pp

+++

it's a small price to pay to stay young

+++

i smoke my ganga

climb on my unciycle


ooooohh tender
sore nuts boy


ride twenty minutes

man



cant feel a ****ing thing

comfortably numb


i aint got it paulie

"i'll download it sweetheart"




cuts off th blood supply



i'm the last real man
alive


unless you;ve got it too



doctors dont know about any others

and i dont want your address


just


your gift will manifest

and show you where to go


i never was one to hold your hand





when ya went from

cant jump in
commander keen

to

blitzin th first level of quake without god mode

in a week

because i stoppped em
all



doin **** for ya



i knew you'd be right


+++


you'll b eleven next month

got some bad times comin

you and yur mum


i was stealin th car
to go skatin

at thirteen




yur my blood

and it;s




wild

+++



dont be impolite or paulo
become

..
..
..

paulo wild

+++

p.s.

pink floyd
'comfortably numb'


gunna be nice
surfin down dark

country lanes
open yur eyes paulo

says he can tell where goin by th feel of th gravity
it's only been nineteen years on th uni paulo

we go heaps of **** to learn yet

+++

he's ****ed off


into th mullbowl and

fillin th pipe


is it possible

th drug ****ed hippie on th unicycle


is right



**** man i'd laugh hard

but i always did

listen



earlier in life



for every action
there is an equal and opposite reaction

wot's in

bein th town fool


wot's th payoff ?


besides th smiles



"balance"

"and an understanding that all things"
"must live in"

"balance"



"where's th balance in this thing"



we use it to put out fires

and we;re dumb **** humans


it's gotta burn like a *******

+++
lo-tel
'teenager of the year'
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