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Old June 17th 05, 03:38 PM
 
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Default The RAY GORDON BARRIER has been BROKEN in chess!

While I won't divulge the source of my information, I can OFFICIALLY
state that the Ray Gordon barrier has been broken in chess! He will
never play a rated game ever again!

You see, Gordo took Natrol and his Viagra at the same time! The strain
of stimulation to both heads, neither of which had seen much action in
recent years, caused a CHAIN REACTION which caused both of them to
SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST!

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Old June 18th 05, 05:42 PM
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My ICC rating is now 2250, only 600 more to go! Once I'm the champ,
you can all blow me.

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Old June 18th 05, 05:47 PM
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Gordon Parker wrote:
Once I'm the champ, you can all blow me.


Do you mind? Some of us are eating over here....

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Old June 18th 05, 08:16 PM
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R. Gordon wrote:
My ICC rating is now 2250, only 600 more to go! Once I'm the champ,
you can all blow me.


Didn't know ICC crowned "champions."

But only a true "Openings Grandmaster" could ever hope to achieve such
dizzying heights as a 2850 rating in lightning chess on the INTERNET.
Go, Gordo, Go! RAH, RAH, RAH!! You-can-DOOO-eeet! The chicks will be
*so* impressed when you get there. Almost as impressed as we all are
with your alleged 2250 rating.

AWESOME, man! AWESOME!

MN

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There is no way you are above 1900 on ICC. Go blow yourself.

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