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Old June 23rd 05, 08:28 AM
 
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C'mon guys,... dig up some more USCF dirt, scandal, or snafu. Old
Haasie is gettin' bored with your one-a-week routine. Search the
woodpile, rattle the cage.

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Old June 23rd 05, 09:26 AM
 
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Let's go unreconstructed cracker huntin': not just for Yankees, but
also for foax in the New South....

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Politikalhack posted:

Let's go unreconstructed cracker huntin': not just for Yankees, but
also for foax in the New South....
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Cracker huntin'? I'm not xackly sure what that would be, but it
gives me an idea.
Instead of a Gay Chess Federation, we should have a Cracker Chess
Federation. Master rating would be 1600. Grandmaster would be for
anyone with a least 1600 rating and who could fix a flat with one of
those gummy plugs. Class A would be for anyone who can set up the
pieces with no more than one mistake. Class C would be for those who
pronounce it "chest." Each year the new Cracker chess champion would
be introduced at the Darlington 500 and would be awarded a kiddie
trophy reworked into a drive shaft, five free seconds to fondle Miss
NASCAR's boobs, and a three night-one day stay at an eastern Kentucky
bat cave.

Old Haasie

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