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The Absolutely 100% True Cross My Heart and Hope to Die True Story
about the death of JFK

My conscious has been bothering me all these years about this
incredible secret that only I who is still alive know. Now I must
clear my conscious and finally reveal how JFK died.

Here is what really, truly happened.

Warren G. Harding was elected President in 1920. Shortly after taking
office, Harding appointed J. Edgar Hoover as Assistant Director of the
Bureau of Investigation. Prior to that time, the previous director had
been involved in a major scandal by arresting and prosecuting
political opponents for political gain. Hoover, a man of low birth and
unknown parentage, was a low level bureaucrat untouched by this
scandal and thus rose quickly to a high position over his disgraced
superiors.

However, Harding soon tired of Hoover and decided to fire him.

Hoover found out that Harding was about to fire him and thus contacted
International Chess Master and notorious criminal Norman T. Whitaker,
who lived near to the FBI Headquarters in Washington DC. Hoover knew
that if Harding died in Washington it would raise speculation that
Hoover was involved, and so devised a clever ruse to cover up what
really happened. Hoover dispatched Whitaker to play in the Western
Open Chess Championship (now known as the US Open Championship) in San
Francisco where Harding would be staying.

The 1923 Western Open Championship was hotly contested. The best two
players were Whitaker and Samuel D. Factor. What nobody realized was
that Whitaker had been conducting a sexual affair with Harding's wife,
and for that reason Whitaker had rented an apartment near the White
House. Hardings wife, Florence Kling, knew that her husband had been
conducting numerous affairs and had even fathered an illegitimate
child and so in retaliation she had taken up with Whitaker.

The big game to decide the US Open Chess Championship took place at
the Mechanics Institute Chess Club at 57 Post Street in San Francisco.
As the game progressed, Whitaker made a good move that he knew would
give Factor a lot of trouble. After pressing Factor's clock and Factor
started to think, Whitaker snuck out of the chess room on the pretext
of going to the rest room and instead went across the street to the
Palace Hotel where Harding was sleeping. By prior arrangement,
Florence Harding let Whitaker into her hotel room where President
Harding was sleeping Whitaker poisoned Harding. With Harding certain
to die within a few hours, Whitaker went back across the street to the
Mechanics Institute only to discover that Factor was still thinking
about his chess move. Factor's clock was still running and nobody had
even noticed that Whitaker had left the room, much less gone across
the street and killed the President of the United States.
Unfortunately, Whitaker had been so distracted by his murder of
Harding that he made a bad move a few moves later and lost the game.

Thus, when President Harding died on August 2, 1923, Whitaker had the
prefect alibi because he had been playing a tournament chess game
across the street and nobody had even noticed him leaving the room.
Otherwise a career criminal like Whitaker would have come under
suspicion. Hardings wife of course could never reveal that she had let
Whitaker into her bedroom because to do so would have revealed her
sexual relationship with Whitaker.

However, subsequent presidents suspected that J. Edgar Hoover had
something to do with the death of Harding. Harding had been robust and
healthy up until the time of his death and it was unbelievable that
such a strong man could die so suddenly. Although they never suspected
that Hoover had dispatched Whitaker to kill Harding, they did suspect
that Hoover had something to do with the death of Harding and of
course they knew that Harding had been planning to fire Hoover, and
for that reason every president from then on had been afraid to fire
Hoover. For example, just about everybody in Washington knew that
Hoover had a lover, Clyde Tolson. Such an affair would have caused any
other man to be fired, but Hoover was untouchable.

Their secret seemed safe. However, their cover was nearly blown in
1932 with the Lindbergh kidnapping. Hoover had introduced his friend
Whitaker to his sub-agent Gaston B. Means. By 1932, Means was no
longer working for the FBI but he kept in contact with Whitaker, who
lived near to the FBI headquarters. Without Hoover's knowledge or
approval, Means and Whitaker concocted a scheme to extort some money
from a wealthy heiress. Means claimed that he was in contact with the
Lindbergh kidnappers who were demanding ransom money. The heiress
agreed to pay the money and Means arranged for Whitaker to pick up the
money. When Hoover found out about this, he was furious, as exposure
of this relationship threatened to uncover the crime of the century,
the murder of Harding nearly a decade earlier. Hoover had both Means
and Whitaker arrested. However, realizing that Whitaker knew the
secret of the murder of Harding, he had Whitaker released after only
18 months in prison. Means died in jail.

Again, Hoover was safe and no president dared to fire him.

Until JFK was elected President in 1960. JFK was determined to fire
Hoover because of Hoover's involvement in homosexual activity. When
Hoover realized this he again called upon his friend Whitaker.

Whitaker was in touch with a notorious chess player, Thomas G. Dorsch.
Whitaker had met Dorsch at the 1961 US Open Chess Championship in San
Francisco. From 1923 until 1961, no US Open Chess Championship had
been held in San Francisco and it was almost a coincidence that after
a hiatus of 38 years, it was time for another US Open and also time to
kill another president.

As the plot unfolded, Sam Sloan was asleep on his living room couch in
his apartment at 2119 Carleton Street in Berkeley. He had rented a
room in that apartment to Tom Dorsch. Bill Wyatt came into the
apartment, saw Sam Sloan asleep, woke Sam up and told him that the
President had been shot. Tom Dorsch walked in a few minutes later and
they turned on the TV and learned the details of the Kennedy
Assassination. Since Tom Dorsch had arrived only a few minutes later,
Sam naturally assumed that Tom had been in the Berkeley area. It never
occurred to Sam that with the wonders of modern air travel, Tom
Dorsch, an Army certified marksman, had been on the grassy knoll and
had shot the president.

Whitaker had driven the getaway car, an unassuming grey Volkswagen
Beetle that nobody had noticed in the frenzy that followed the Kennedy
assassination. The agreement had been to pick up Oswald at the rear
entrance to the School Book Depository Building, but when Oswald did
not arrive on time at the pick-up point, they had left him in the
lurch. Whitaker drove Dorsch to the airport and put him on a flight to
Oakland and then Whitaker drove to Mexico. As a result, Tom Dorsch was
able to walk in the door to Sam Sloan's apartment in Berkeley
California only a few minutes after Sloan had woken up and learned
that Kennedy had been assassinated.

Knowing that only Sam Sloan knew the true story of how both presidents
Harding and Kennedy had been killed by Whitaker under orders from J.
Edgar Hoover, Dorsch started a disinformation campaign attacking the
credibility of Sloan, alleging an improper relationship between Sloan
and Whitaker whereas in reality it was Dorsch that had had the
improper relationship with Whitaker. In the Summer of 1962, Sam Sloan
had played in a chess tournament in North Carolina. Whitaker was on
crutches, recovering from the automobile accident in which his friend
Hartleb had been killed. Sam was planning to hitchhike back to his
home in Lynchburg. As Whitaker was driving to Washington, he agreed to
drive Sam part way back to Lynchburg. He would let Sam off and Sam
would hitchhike the rest of the way. Whitaker was driving the same
grey Volkswagen beetle that was later used in the Kennedy
Assassination.

During the ride, Sam finally asked Whitaker what had ever happened to
the money he had gotten from the Lindbergh Kidnapping. Whitaker
replied that he did not know what Means had done with the money and he
wished he did. Whitaker was angry because Gaston B. Means had taken
not only all the money for the Lindbergh Kidnapping but for the
Harding Assassination as well. Hoover had paid Means for the Harding
Assassination and Means was supposed to give the money to Whitaker
(naturally Hoover did not want to be seen with a career criminal like
Whitaker), but Means had kept the money. When the Lindbergh had deal
came up, Whitaker assumed that Hoover was in on the plot, as Means had
always worked for Hoover. Whitaker had been surprised that Hoover had
not known about the Lindbergh Kidnapping deal, and had threatened to
expose the Harding plot if Hoover did not let him out of jail.

When Whitaker told Sloan the details of the plot to kill Harding,
Whitaker was in poor health, his mind was not clear and he was
expecting to die soon. However, the following year, when Whitaker
hired Tom Dorsch, an Army certified expert sharpshooter, to kill the
president, he told Dorsch that only Sam Sloan knew the truth of the
Assassination of President Harding. This prompted Dorsch to make
friends with Sloan. This would provide him with the perfect alibi so
that nobody would ever know or even suspect that Dorsch had killed the
president.



Timeline

1. Harding appoints Hoover as Assistant Director of the FBI.

2. Harding is thinking of firing Hoover. Hoover finds out and has
Harding killed in a hotel room in the Sheridan Palace Hotel in San
Francisco, while the US Open Chess Championship is being played across
the street.

3. Subsequent presidents, realizing that Hoover killed Harding, are
afraid to fire Hoover.

4. JFK and RFK do not get along with Hoover. Hoover finds out that JFK
is thinking of firing Hoover, so Hoover has JFK killed too.

5. Hoover dies of AIDS (we got to make this good). His secretaries
burn all his old papers that he was using to blackmail all presidents
from Harding to Johnson. (This last part is absolutely true.) I think
I will write a book proving all this and make a million ucks. Sam
Sloan

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Old October 26th 05, 02:48 PM
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Fascinating stuff, Sam. Reminds me of a film that was planned but
never made, the proposed sequel to "Amadeus." After killing Mozart,
bleeding-heart do-gooders let Salieri out of the loony bin. He goes on
to kill Bach, Philidor, Handel, Beethoven, Schubert, Liszt, Wagner,
Antonin Dvorak, Gustav Holst, Edgar Varese, Aaron Copeland, Leonard
Bernstein, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Elvis Presley,
John Lennon, and Britney Spears. Hey, all but one of those people *are*
dead. I bet they were onto something! We'd better warn Britney fast!!

Sam Sloan wrote:
The Absolutely 100% True Cross My Heart and Hope to Die True Story
about the death of JFK

My conscious has been bothering me all these years about this
incredible secret that only I who is still alive know. Now I must
clear my conscious and finally reveal how JFK died.

Here is what really, truly happened.

Warren G. Harding was elected President in 1920. Shortly after taking
office, Harding appointed J. Edgar Hoover as Assistant Director of the
Bureau of Investigation. Prior to that time, the previous director had
been involved in a major scandal by arresting and prosecuting
political opponents for political gain. Hoover, a man of low birth and
unknown parentage, was a low level bureaucrat untouched by this
scandal and thus rose quickly to a high position over his disgraced
superiors.

However, Harding soon tired of Hoover and decided to fire him.

Hoover found out that Harding was about to fire him and thus contacted
International Chess Master and notorious criminal Norman T. Whitaker,
who lived near to the FBI Headquarters in Washington DC. Hoover knew
that if Harding died in Washington it would raise speculation that
Hoover was involved, and so devised a clever ruse to cover up what
really happened. Hoover dispatched Whitaker to play in the Western
Open Chess Championship (now known as the US Open Championship) in San
Francisco where Harding would be staying.

The 1923 Western Open Championship was hotly contested. The best two
players were Whitaker and Samuel D. Factor. What nobody realized was
that Whitaker had been conducting a sexual affair with Harding's wife,
and for that reason Whitaker had rented an apartment near the White
House. Hardings wife, Florence Kling, knew that her husband had been
conducting numerous affairs and had even fathered an illegitimate
child and so in retaliation she had taken up with Whitaker.

The big game to decide the US Open Chess Championship took place at
the Mechanics Institute Chess Club at 57 Post Street in San Francisco.
As the game progressed, Whitaker made a good move that he knew would
give Factor a lot of trouble. After pressing Factor's clock and Factor
started to think, Whitaker snuck out of the chess room on the pretext
of going to the rest room and instead went across the street to the
Palace Hotel where Harding was sleeping. By prior arrangement,
Florence Harding let Whitaker into her hotel room where President
Harding was sleeping Whitaker poisoned Harding. With Harding certain
to die within a few hours, Whitaker went back across the street to the
Mechanics Institute only to discover that Factor was still thinking
about his chess move. Factor's clock was still running and nobody had
even noticed that Whitaker had left the room, much less gone across
the street and killed the President of the United States.
Unfortunately, Whitaker had been so distracted by his murder of
Harding that he made a bad move a few moves later and lost the game.

Thus, when President Harding died on August 2, 1923, Whitaker had the
prefect alibi because he had been playing a tournament chess game
across the street and nobody had even noticed him leaving the room.
Otherwise a career criminal like Whitaker would have come under
suspicion. Hardings wife of course could never reveal that she had let
Whitaker into her bedroom because to do so would have revealed her
sexual relationship with Whitaker.

However, subsequent presidents suspected that J. Edgar Hoover had
something to do with the death of Harding. Harding had been robust and
healthy up until the time of his death and it was unbelievable that
such a strong man could die so suddenly. Although they never suspected
that Hoover had dispatched Whitaker to kill Harding, they did suspect
that Hoover had something to do with the death of Harding and of
course they knew that Harding had been planning to fire Hoover, and
for that reason every president from then on had been afraid to fire
Hoover. For example, just about everybody in Washington knew that
Hoover had a lover, Clyde Tolson. Such an affair would have caused any
other man to be fired, but Hoover was untouchable.

Their secret seemed safe. However, their cover was nearly blown in
1932 with the Lindbergh kidnapping. Hoover had introduced his friend
Whitaker to his sub-agent Gaston B. Means. By 1932, Means was no
longer working for the FBI but he kept in contact with Whitaker, who
lived near to the FBI headquarters. Without Hoover's knowledge or
approval, Means and Whitaker concocted a scheme to extort some money
from a wealthy heiress. Means claimed that he was in contact with the
Lindbergh kidnappers who were demanding ransom money. The heiress
agreed to pay the money and Means arranged for Whitaker to pick up the
money. When Hoover found out about this, he was furious, as exposure
of this relationship threatened to uncover the crime of the century,
the murder of Harding nearly a decade earlier. Hoover had both Means
and Whitaker arrested. However, realizing that Whitaker knew the
secret of the murder of Harding, he had Whitaker released after only
18 months in prison. Means died in jail.

Again, Hoover was safe and no president dared to fire him.

Until JFK was elected President in 1960. JFK was determined to fire
Hoover because of Hoover's involvement in homosexual activity. When
Hoover realized this he again called upon his friend Whitaker.

Whitaker was in touch with a notorious chess player, Thomas G. Dorsch.
Whitaker had met Dorsch at the 1961 US Open Chess Championship in San
Francisco. From 1923 until 1961, no US Open Chess Championship had
been held in San Francisco and it was almost a coincidence that after
a hiatus of 38 years, it was time for another US Open and also time to
kill another president.

As the plot unfolded, Sam Sloan was asleep on his living room couch in
his apartment at 2119 Carleton Street in Berkeley. He had rented a
room in that apartment to Tom Dorsch. Bill Wyatt came into the
apartment, saw Sam Sloan asleep, woke Sam up and told him that the
President had been shot. Tom Dorsch walked in a few minutes later and
they turned on the TV and learned the details of the Kennedy
Assassination. Since Tom Dorsch had arrived only a few minutes later,
Sam naturally assumed that Tom had been in the Berkeley area. It never
occurred to Sam that with the wonders of modern air travel, Tom
Dorsch, an Army certified marksman, had been on the grassy knoll and
had shot the president.

Whitaker had driven the getaway car, an unassuming grey Volkswagen
Beetle that nobody had noticed in the frenzy that followed the Kennedy
assassination. The agreement had been to pick up Oswald at the rear
entrance to the School Book Depository Building, but when Oswald did
not arrive on time at the pick-up point, they had left him in the
lurch. Whitaker drove Dorsch to the airport and put him on a flight to
Oakland and then Whitaker drove to Mexico. As a result, Tom Dorsch was
able to walk in the door to Sam Sloan's apartment in Berkeley
California only a few minutes after Sloan had woken up and learned
that Kennedy had been assassinated.

Knowing that only Sam Sloan knew the true story of how both presidents
Harding and Kennedy had been killed by Whitaker under orders from J.
Edgar Hoover, Dorsch started a disinformation campaign attacking the
credibility of Sloan, alleging an improper relationship between Sloan
and Whitaker whereas in reality it was Dorsch that had had the
improper relationship with Whitaker. In the Summer of 1962, Sam Sloan
had played in a chess tournament in North Carolina. Whitaker was on
crutches, recovering from the automobile accident in which his friend
Hartleb had been killed. Sam was planning to hitchhike back to his
home in Lynchburg. As Whitaker was driving to Washington, he agreed to
drive Sam part way back to Lynchburg. He would let Sam off and Sam
would hitchhike the rest of the way. Whitaker was driving the same
grey Volkswagen beetle that was later used in the Kennedy
Assassination.

During the ride, Sam finally asked Whitaker what had ever happened to
the money he had gotten from the Lindbergh Kidnapping. Whitaker
replied that he did not know what Means had done with the money and he
wished he did. Whitaker was angry because Gaston B. Means had taken
not only all the money for the Lindbergh Kidnapping but for the
Harding Assassination as well. Hoover had paid Means for the Harding
Assassination and Means was supposed to give the money to Whitaker
(naturally Hoover did not want to be seen with a career criminal like
Whitaker), but Means had kept the money. When the Lindbergh had deal
came up, Whitaker assumed that Hoover was in on the plot, as Means had
always worked for Hoover. Whitaker had been surprised that Hoover had
not known about the Lindbergh Kidnapping deal, and had threatened to
expose the Harding plot if Hoover did not let him out of jail.

When Whitaker told Sloan the details of the plot to kill Harding,
Whitaker was in poor health, his mind was not clear and he was
expecting to die soon. However, the following year, when Whitaker
hired Tom Dorsch, an Army certified expert sharpshooter, to kill the
president, he told Dorsch that only Sam Sloan knew the truth of the
Assassination of President Harding. This prompted Dorsch to make
friends with Sloan. This would provide him with the perfect alibi so
that nobody would ever know or even suspect that Dorsch had killed the
president.



Timeline

1. Harding appoints Hoover as Assistant Director of the FBI.

2. Harding is thinking of firing Hoover. Hoover finds out and has
Harding killed in a hotel room in the Sheridan Palace Hotel in San
Francisco, while the US Open Chess Championship is being played across
the street.

3. Subsequent presidents, realizing that Hoover killed Harding, are
afraid to fire Hoover.

4. JFK and RFK do not get along with Hoover. Hoover finds out that JFK
is thinking of firing Hoover, so Hoover has JFK killed too.

5. Hoover dies of AIDS (we got to make this good). His secretaries
burn all his old papers that he was using to blackmail all presidents
from Harding to Johnson. (This last part is absolutely true.) I think
I will write a book proving all this and make a million ucks. Sam
Sloan


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Old October 26th 05, 06:48 PM
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Sam Sloan wrote:
The Absolutely 100% True Cross My Heart and Hope to Die True Story
about the death of JFK

My conscious has been bothering me all these years about this
incredible secret that only I who is still alive know. Now I must
clear my conscious and finally reveal how JFK died.


Sam, you would need to be conscious to begin with in order for it to
bother you.

Here is what really, truly happened.


huge snip

Can we have the non-crystal meth version, please?

Charles

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Oooooooh, NOT Elvii??


--
Tom Klem

"The Vulcan Science Council has determined that Time Travel is impossible"
---Commander T'Pol

"Niemand" wrote in message
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Fascinating stuff, Sam. Reminds me of a film that was planned but
never made, the proposed sequel to "Amadeus." After killing Mozart,
bleeding-heart do-gooders let Salieri out of the loony bin. He goes on
to kill Bach, Philidor, Handel, Beethoven, Schubert, Liszt, Wagner,
Antonin Dvorak, Gustav Holst, Edgar Varese, Aaron Copeland, Leonard
Bernstein, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Elvis Presley,
John Lennon, and Britney Spears. Hey, all but one of those people *are*
dead. I bet they were onto something! We'd better warn Britney fast!!

Sam Sloan wrote:
The Absolutely 100% True Cross My Heart and Hope to Die True Story
about the death of JFK

My conscious has been bothering me all these years about this
incredible secret that only I who is still alive know. Now I must
clear my conscious and finally reveal how JFK died.

Here is what really, truly happened.

Warren G. Harding was elected President in 1920. Shortly after taking
office, Harding appointed J. Edgar Hoover as Assistant Director of the
Bureau of Investigation. Prior to that time, the previous director had
been involved in a major scandal by arresting and prosecuting
political opponents for political gain. Hoover, a man of low birth and
unknown parentage, was a low level bureaucrat untouched by this
scandal and thus rose quickly to a high position over his disgraced
superiors.

However, Harding soon tired of Hoover and decided to fire him.

Hoover found out that Harding was about to fire him and thus contacted
International Chess Master and notorious criminal Norman T. Whitaker,
who lived near to the FBI Headquarters in Washington DC. Hoover knew
that if Harding died in Washington it would raise speculation that
Hoover was involved, and so devised a clever ruse to cover up what
really happened. Hoover dispatched Whitaker to play in the Western
Open Chess Championship (now known as the US Open Championship) in San
Francisco where Harding would be staying.

The 1923 Western Open Championship was hotly contested. The best two
players were Whitaker and Samuel D. Factor. What nobody realized was
that Whitaker had been conducting a sexual affair with Harding's wife,
and for that reason Whitaker had rented an apartment near the White
House. Hardings wife, Florence Kling, knew that her husband had been
conducting numerous affairs and had even fathered an illegitimate
child and so in retaliation she had taken up with Whitaker.

The big game to decide the US Open Chess Championship took place at
the Mechanics Institute Chess Club at 57 Post Street in San Francisco.
As the game progressed, Whitaker made a good move that he knew would
give Factor a lot of trouble. After pressing Factor's clock and Factor
started to think, Whitaker snuck out of the chess room on the pretext
of going to the rest room and instead went across the street to the
Palace Hotel where Harding was sleeping. By prior arrangement,
Florence Harding let Whitaker into her hotel room where President
Harding was sleeping Whitaker poisoned Harding. With Harding certain
to die within a few hours, Whitaker went back across the street to the
Mechanics Institute only to discover that Factor was still thinking
about his chess move. Factor's clock was still running and nobody had
even noticed that Whitaker had left the room, much less gone across
the street and killed the President of the United States.
Unfortunately, Whitaker had been so distracted by his murder of
Harding that he made a bad move a few moves later and lost the game.

Thus, when President Harding died on August 2, 1923, Whitaker had the
prefect alibi because he had been playing a tournament chess game
across the street and nobody had even noticed him leaving the room.
Otherwise a career criminal like Whitaker would have come under
suspicion. Hardings wife of course could never reveal that she had let
Whitaker into her bedroom because to do so would have revealed her
sexual relationship with Whitaker.

However, subsequent presidents suspected that J. Edgar Hoover had
something to do with the death of Harding. Harding had been robust and
healthy up until the time of his death and it was unbelievable that
such a strong man could die so suddenly. Although they never suspected
that Hoover had dispatched Whitaker to kill Harding, they did suspect
that Hoover had something to do with the death of Harding and of
course they knew that Harding had been planning to fire Hoover, and
for that reason every president from then on had been afraid to fire
Hoover. For example, just about everybody in Washington knew that
Hoover had a lover, Clyde Tolson. Such an affair would have caused any
other man to be fired, but Hoover was untouchable.

Their secret seemed safe. However, their cover was nearly blown in
1932 with the Lindbergh kidnapping. Hoover had introduced his friend
Whitaker to his sub-agent Gaston B. Means. By 1932, Means was no
longer working for the FBI but he kept in contact with Whitaker, who
lived near to the FBI headquarters. Without Hoover's knowledge or
approval, Means and Whitaker concocted a scheme to extort some money
from a wealthy heiress. Means claimed that he was in contact with the
Lindbergh kidnappers who were demanding ransom money. The heiress
agreed to pay the money and Means arranged for Whitaker to pick up the
money. When Hoover found out about this, he was furious, as exposure
of this relationship threatened to uncover the crime of the century,
the murder of Harding nearly a decade earlier. Hoover had both Means
and Whitaker arrested. However, realizing that Whitaker knew the
secret of the murder of Harding, he had Whitaker released after only
18 months in prison. Means died in jail.

Again, Hoover was safe and no president dared to fire him.

Until JFK was elected President in 1960. JFK was determined to fire
Hoover because of Hoover's involvement in homosexual activity. When
Hoover realized this he again called upon his friend Whitaker.

Whitaker was in touch with a notorious chess player, Thomas G. Dorsch.
Whitaker had met Dorsch at the 1961 US Open Chess Championship in San
Francisco. From 1923 until 1961, no US Open Chess Championship had
been held in San Francisco and it was almost a coincidence that after
a hiatus of 38 years, it was time for another US Open and also time to
kill another president.

As the plot unfolded, Sam Sloan was asleep on his living room couch in
his apartment at 2119 Carleton Street in Berkeley. He had rented a
room in that apartment to Tom Dorsch. Bill Wyatt came into the
apartment, saw Sam Sloan asleep, woke Sam up and told him that the
President had been shot. Tom Dorsch walked in a few minutes later and
they turned on the TV and learned the details of the Kennedy
Assassination. Since Tom Dorsch had arrived only a few minutes later,
Sam naturally assumed that Tom had been in the Berkeley area. It never
occurred to Sam that with the wonders of modern air travel, Tom
Dorsch, an Army certified marksman, had been on the grassy knoll and
had shot the president.

Whitaker had driven the getaway car, an unassuming grey Volkswagen
Beetle that nobody had noticed in the frenzy that followed the Kennedy
assassination. The agreement had been to pick up Oswald at the rear
entrance to the School Book Depository Building, but when Oswald did
not arrive on time at the pick-up point, they had left him in the
lurch. Whitaker drove Dorsch to the airport and put him on a flight to
Oakland and then Whitaker drove to Mexico. As a result, Tom Dorsch was
able to walk in the door to Sam Sloan's apartment in Berkeley
California only a few minutes after Sloan had woken up and learned
that Kennedy had been assassinated.

Knowing that only Sam Sloan knew the true story of how both presidents
Harding and Kennedy had been killed by Whitaker under orders from J.
Edgar Hoover, Dorsch started a disinformation campaign attacking the
credibility of Sloan, alleging an improper relationship between Sloan
and Whitaker whereas in reality it was Dorsch that had had the
improper relationship with Whitaker. In the Summer of 1962, Sam Sloan
had played in a chess tournament in North Carolina. Whitaker was on
crutches, recovering from the automobile accident in which his friend
Hartleb had been killed. Sam was planning to hitchhike back to his
home in Lynchburg. As Whitaker was driving to Washington, he agreed to
drive Sam part way back to Lynchburg. He would let Sam off and Sam
would hitchhike the rest of the way. Whitaker was driving the same
grey Volkswagen beetle that was later used in the Kennedy
Assassination.

During the ride, Sam finally asked Whitaker what had ever happened to
the money he had gotten from the Lindbergh Kidnapping. Whitaker
replied that he did not know what Means had done with the money and he
wished he did. Whitaker was angry because Gaston B. Means had taken
not only all the money for the Lindbergh Kidnapping but for the
Harding Assassination as well. Hoover had paid Means for the Harding
Assassination and Means was supposed to give the money to Whitaker
(naturally Hoover did not want to be seen with a career criminal like
Whitaker), but Means had kept the money. When the Lindbergh had deal
came up, Whitaker assumed that Hoover was in on the plot, as Means had
always worked for Hoover. Whitaker had been surprised that Hoover had
not known about the Lindbergh Kidnapping deal, and had threatened to
expose the Harding plot if Hoover did not let him out of jail.

When Whitaker told Sloan the details of the plot to kill Harding,
Whitaker was in poor health, his mind was not clear and he was
expecting to die soon. However, the following year, when Whitaker
hired Tom Dorsch, an Army certified expert sharpshooter, to kill the
president, he told Dorsch that only Sam Sloan knew the truth of the
Assassination of President Harding. This prompted Dorsch to make
friends with Sloan. This would provide him with the perfect alibi so
that nobody would ever know or even suspect that Dorsch had killed the
president.



Timeline

1. Harding appoints Hoover as Assistant Director of the FBI.

2. Harding is thinking of firing Hoover. Hoover finds out and has
Harding killed in a hotel room in the Sheridan Palace Hotel in San
Francisco, while the US Open Chess Championship is being played across
the street.

3. Subsequent presidents, realizing that Hoover killed Harding, are
afraid to fire Hoover.

4. JFK and RFK do not get along with Hoover. Hoover finds out that JFK
is thinking of firing Hoover, so Hoover has JFK killed too.

5. Hoover dies of AIDS (we got to make this good). His secretaries
burn all his old papers that he was using to blackmail all presidents
from Harding to Johnson. (This last part is absolutely true.) I think
I will write a book proving all this and make a million ucks. Sam
Sloan




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Sam Sloan wrote:
The Absolutely 100% True Cross My Heart and Hope to Die True Story
about the death of JFK

My conscious has been bothering me all these years about this
incredible secret that only I who is still alive know. Now I must
clear my conscious and finally reveal how JFK died.

Here is what really, truly happened.

Warren G. Harding was elected President in 1920. Shortly after taking
office, Harding appointed J. Edgar Hoover as Assistant Director of the
Bureau of Investigation. Prior to that time, the previous director had
been involved in a major scandal by arresting and prosecuting
political opponents for political gain. Hoover, a man of low birth and
unknown parentage, was a low level bureaucrat untouched by this
scandal and thus rose quickly to a high position over his disgraced
superiors.

However, Harding soon tired of Hoover and decided to fire him.

Hoover found out that Harding was about to fire him and thus contacted
International Chess Master and notorious criminal Norman T. Whitaker,
who lived near to the FBI Headquarters in Washington DC. Hoover knew
that if Harding died in Washington it would raise speculation that
Hoover was involved, and so devised a clever ruse to cover up what
really happened. Hoover dispatched Whitaker to play in the Western
Open Chess Championship (now known as the US Open Championship) in San
Francisco where Harding would be staying.

The 1923 Western Open Championship was hotly contested. The best two
players were Whitaker and Samuel D. Factor. What nobody realized was
that Whitaker had been conducting a sexual affair with Harding's wife,
and for that reason Whitaker had rented an apartment near the White
House. Hardings wife, Florence Kling, knew that her husband had been
conducting numerous affairs and had even fathered an illegitimate
child and so in retaliation she had taken up with Whitaker.

The big game to decide the US Open Chess Championship took place at
the Mechanics Institute Chess Club at 57 Post Street in San Francisco.
As the game progressed, Whitaker made a good move that he knew would
give Factor a lot of trouble. After pressing Factor's clock and Factor
started to think, Whitaker snuck out of the chess room on the pretext
of going to the rest room and instead went across the street to the
Palace Hotel where Harding was sleeping. By prior arrangement,
Florence Harding let Whitaker into her hotel room where President
Harding was sleeping Whitaker poisoned Harding. With Harding certain
to die within a few hours, Whitaker went back across the street to the
Mechanics Institute only to discover that Factor was still thinking
about his chess move. Factor's clock was still running and nobody had
even noticed that Whitaker had left the room, much less gone across
the street and killed the President of the United States.
Unfortunately, Whitaker had been so distracted by his murder of
Harding that he made a bad move a few moves later and lost the game.

Thus, when President Harding died on August 2, 1923, Whitaker had the
prefect alibi because he had been playing a tournament chess game
across the street and nobody had even noticed him leaving the room.
Otherwise a career criminal like Whitaker would have come under
suspicion. Hardings wife of course could never reveal that she had let
Whitaker into her bedroom because to do so would have revealed her
sexual relationship with Whitaker.

However, subsequent presidents suspected that J. Edgar Hoover had
something to do with the death of Harding. Harding had been robust and
healthy up until the time of his death and it was unbelievable that
such a strong man could die so suddenly. Although they never suspected
that Hoover had dispatched Whitaker to kill Harding, they did suspect
that Hoover had something to do with the death of Harding and of
course they knew that Harding had been planning to fire Hoover, and
for that reason every president from then on had been afraid to fire
Hoover. For example, just about everybody in Washington knew that
Hoover had a lover, Clyde Tolson. Such an affair would have caused any
other man to be fired, but Hoover was untouchable.

Their secret seemed safe. However, their cover was nearly blown in
1932 with the Lindbergh kidnapping. Hoover had introduced his friend
Whitaker to his sub-agent Gaston B. Means. By 1932, Means was no
longer working for the FBI but he kept in contact with Whitaker, who
lived near to the FBI headquarters. Without Hoover's knowledge or
approval, Means and Whitaker concocted a scheme to extort some money
from a wealthy heiress. Means claimed that he was in contact with the
Lindbergh kidnappers who were demanding ransom money. The heiress
agreed to pay the money and Means arranged for Whitaker to pick up the
money. When Hoover found out about this, he was furious, as exposure
of this relationship threatened to uncover the crime of the century,
the murder of Harding nearly a decade earlier. Hoover had both Means
and Whitaker arrested. However, realizing that Whitaker knew the
secret of the murder of Harding, he had Whitaker released after only
18 months in prison. Means died in jail.

Again, Hoover was safe and no president dared to fire him.

Until JFK was elected President in 1960. JFK was determined to fire
Hoover because of Hoover's involvement in homosexual activity. When
Hoover realized this he again called upon his friend Whitaker.

Whitaker was in touch with a notorious chess player, Thomas G. Dorsch.
Whitaker had met Dorsch at the 1961 US Open Chess Championship in San
Francisco. From 1923 until 1961, no US Open Chess Championship had
been held in San Francisco and it was almost a coincidence that after
a hiatus of 38 years, it was time for another US Open and also time to
kill another president.

As the plot unfolded, Sam Sloan was asleep on his living room couch in
his apartment at 2119 Carleton Street in Berkeley. He had rented a
room in that apartment to Tom Dorsch. Bill Wyatt came into the
apartment, saw Sam Sloan asleep, woke Sam up and told him that the
President had been shot. Tom Dorsch walked in a few minutes later and
they turned on the TV and learned the details of the Kennedy
Assassination. Since Tom Dorsch had arrived only a few minutes later,
Sam naturally assumed that Tom had been in the Berkeley area. It never
occurred to Sam that with the wonders of modern air travel, Tom
Dorsch, an Army certified marksman, had been on the grassy knoll and
had shot the president.

Whitaker had driven the getaway car, an unassuming grey Volkswagen
Beetle that nobody had noticed in the frenzy that followed the Kennedy
assassination. The agreement had been to pick up Oswald at the rear
entrance to the School Book Depository Building, but when Oswald did
not arrive on time at the pick-up point, they had left him in the
lurch. Whitaker drove Dorsch to the airport and put him on a flight to
Oakland and then Whitaker drove to Mexico. As a result, Tom Dorsch was
able to walk in the door to Sam Sloan's apartment in Berkeley
California only a few minutes after Sloan had woken up and learned
that Kennedy had been assassinated.

Knowing that only Sam Sloan knew the true story of how both presidents
Harding and Kennedy had been killed by Whitaker under orders from J.
Edgar Hoover, Dorsch started a disinformation campaign attacking the
credibility of Sloan, alleging an improper relationship between Sloan
and Whitaker whereas in reality it was Dorsch that had had the
improper relationship with Whitaker. In the Summer of 1962, Sam Sloan
had played in a chess tournament in North Carolina. Whitaker was on
crutches, recovering from the automobile accident in which his friend
Hartleb had been killed. Sam was planning to hitchhike back to his
home in Lynchburg. As Whitaker was driving to Washington, he agreed to
drive Sam part way back to Lynchburg. He would let Sam off and Sam
would hitchhike the rest of the way. Whitaker was driving the same
grey Volkswagen beetle that was later used in the Kennedy
Assassination.

During the ride, Sam finally asked Whitaker what had ever happened to
the money he had gotten from the Lindbergh Kidnapping. Whitaker
replied that he did not know what Means had done with the money and he
wished he did. Whitaker was angry because Gaston B. Means had taken
not only all the money for the Lindbergh Kidnapping but for the
Harding Assassination as well. Hoover had paid Means for the Harding
Assassination and Means was supposed to give the money to Whitaker
(naturally Hoover did not want to be seen with a career criminal like
Whitaker), but Means had kept the money. When the Lindbergh had deal
came up, Whitaker assumed that Hoover was in on the plot, as Means had
always worked for Hoover. Whitaker had been surprised that Hoover had
not known about the Lindbergh Kidnapping deal, and had threatened to
expose the Harding plot if Hoover did not let him out of jail.

When Whitaker told Sloan the details of the plot to kill Harding,
Whitaker was in poor health, his mind was not clear and he was
expecting to die soon. However, the following year, when Whitaker
hired Tom Dorsch, an Army certified expert sharpshooter, to kill the
president, he told Dorsch that only Sam Sloan knew the truth of the
Assassination of President Harding. This prompted Dorsch to make
friends with Sloan. This would provide him with the perfect alibi so
that nobody would ever know or even suspect that Dorsch had killed the
president.



Timeline

1. Harding appoints Hoover as Assistant Director of the FBI.

2. Harding is thinking of firing Hoover. Hoover finds out and has
Harding killed in a hotel room in the Sheridan Palace Hotel in San
Francisco, while the US Open Chess Championship is being played across
the street.

3. Subsequent presidents, realizing that Hoover killed Harding, are
afraid to fire Hoover.

4. JFK and RFK do not get along with Hoover. Hoover finds out that JFK
is thinking of firing Hoover, so Hoover has JFK killed too.

5. Hoover dies of AIDS (we got to make this good). His secretaries
burn all his old papers that he was using to blackmail all presidents
from Harding to Johnson. (This last part is absolutely true.) I think
I will write a book proving all this and make a million ucks. Sam
Sloan




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Sam,

The men's room at the Mechanics Institute Chess Club is through a door
off the chess club. You can't leave the chess club "as if" you're
going to the men's room. You can't get anyplace else but the men's
room if you pass through that door. It appears that you're still
trying to cover up your gay relationship with Dorsch, even though you
were exposed ad nauseum years ago. I suggest you return to San
Francisco where homosexuality is celebrated, not condemned.

Mike

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Old October 30th 05, 03:36 AM
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On 26 Oct 2005 11:39:44 -0700, wrote:

Sam,

The men's room at the Mechanics Institute Chess Club is through a door
off the chess club. You can't leave the chess club "as if" you're
going to the men's room. You can't get anyplace else but the men's
room if you pass through that door.


I need to thank Mike Goodall for pointing out this error. Mike often
directs chess tournaments at the Mechanics Institute Chess Club and
Mike is of course correct that the men's room is a back room of the
chess club, so there is no way that anyone going to the men's room can
slip out the front door.

Women and transvestites need to go to another floor in the Mechanics
Institute, however.

This refreshes my recollection that Whitaker actually had to go out of
the building to put money in the parking meter. Whitaker always drove
his car to chess tournaments. Whitaker was arrested several times for
putting slugs into parking meters. Whitaker would obviously have
needed to go outside during the chess matches to put money into the
parking meter and this would easily have given him enough time to go
across the street to the Palace Hotel, kill the president, and get
back to the chess room before Samuel D. Factor had even had enough
time to play his next move on the chess board.

Sam Sloan
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This refreshes my recollection that Whitaker actually had to go out of
the building to put money in the parking meter. Whitaker always drove
his car to chess tournaments. Whitaker was arrested several times for
putting slugs into parking meters.


Wasn't Whitaker the guy that molested you as a child?



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