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Old December 21st 05, 04:02 PM posted to rec.games.chess.politics,rec.games.chess.misc
Sam Sloan
 
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Default Wikipedia Profile for Sam Sloan

Sam Sloan was born a long time ago and who cares about the year. He's
most famous for being a chess bum. He has been married 13 times and has
24 known children. We suspect that he has another 30 unknown children
somewhere in the far east. He does not pay child support to anyone.

Sam Sloan is known for running for the USCF Executive Board 18 times
and the USCF members voted him down each time. He usually showers once
a year. He has been spotted sleeping under some tables at various chess
tournaments.

He has been arrested several dozen times for ****ing minors. He has
also been linked to a number of Thai prostitution rings. His claims to
be a master but most people simple laugh at his face for this claim. He
also claimed that Peter Leko is dead.

His wife marries him for Green Card and as soon as she got it, she
refused to have sex with him unless he pays her $10,000 for each
session. Sloan claims to be a friend of many people but no one gives a
**** about him.

Sloan will go down in history as the biggest chess loser. He has a
secret crush on Beatriz Marinello and has often said that he wants to
convert her. He currently resides in some homeless shelter in Brooklyn.

External links

* FIDE rating card for Sam Sloan

* The Chess Games of Sam Sloan

* US Tournament record for Sam Sloan

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