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Why I quit!
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You're clearly playing in the wrong tournaments.
John Fernandez |
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"Oh but that John Fernandez, now HE is a hot guy. I just can't quit
thinking about him" (and after all there is so MUCH of him to think about). Damn skippy. To add to the original inquiry, I would like to ask: why are there not even halfway attractive men playing chess? The only ones who come to mind (and who are VERY attractive) are Vitali and Wladimir Klitschko. I don't think I can say as much for guys like you, Sam SLoan, etc. (therefore, it doesn't really matter if there are acttractive female players around you, because I'm sure that they are asking themselves, "why are there *still* no hot guys playing chess?"). glass houses, O.K. I dunno, I've had some female friends of mine who I sent to the New York Masters website (www.newyorkmasters.com) dig some of the guys. John Fernandez |
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(Oreo Knight) wrote in message . com...
-remove- (Mhoulsby) wrote in message ... From: (Oreo Knight) Date: 06/08/03 07:53 GMT Daylight Time Message-id: "skoonj" wrote in message . com... "LeModernCaveman" wrote in message ... Why I quit! There are no hot chicks posting to the chess NGs either (hint, hint) -T Amazing...you have discovered how to SEE people when you read their TEXT POSTINGS! You should patent that before someone beats you to the punch, darling. ;-) O.K. Now *there's* a woman with no self-esteem issues! HUBBA HUBBA! "Mom! Do you think I should ask her out or not? YES my chores are done. YES I tidied my room... Jeez..." ...I didn't know you still lived at home, I sympathize. ARe you allowed out to go to the tournaments though, or do you have to attend with a guardian? One second... I'll ask... "MOM! Can I go to a tournament by myself? Pleeeeeeeze? I *really will* tidy my room this time *and* I'll take out the garbage... No, I'm NOT just yanking your chain again... MOM!!" |
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(Mark Houlsby) wrote in message . com...
(Oreo Knight) wrote in message . com... -remove- (Mhoulsby) wrote in message ... From: (Oreo Knight) Date: 06/08/03 07:53 GMT Daylight Time Message-id: "skoonj" wrote in message . com... "LeModernCaveman" wrote in message ... Why I quit! There are no hot chicks posting to the chess NGs either (hint, hint) -T Amazing...you have discovered how to SEE people when you read their TEXT POSTINGS! You should patent that before someone beats you to the punch, darling. ;-) O.K. Now *there's* a woman with no self-esteem issues! HUBBA HUBBA! "Mom! Do you think I should ask her out or not? YES my chores are done. YES I tidied my room... Jeez..." ...I didn't know you still lived at home, I sympathize. ARe you allowed out to go to the tournaments though, or do you have to attend with a guardian? One second... I'll ask... "MOM! Can I go to a tournament by myself? Pleeeeeeeze? I *really will* tidy my room this time *and* I'll take out the garbage... No, I'm NOT just yanking your chain again... MOM!!" And what was her response? ;-) |
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If you like you can go to the US Open and get a US Women's Olympiad Team
Calendar to satisfy your chess chick needs. |
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eepmeep (John Fernandez) wrote in message ...
"Oh but that John Fernandez, now HE is a hot guy. I just can't quit thinking about him" (and after all there is so MUCH of him to think about). Damn skippy. Okay yeah I was being a bitch. A big bitch, but the moment has passed. (kiss kiss) To add to the original inquiry, I would like to ask: why are there not even halfway attractive men playing chess? The only ones who come to mind (and who are VERY attractive) are Vitali and Wladimir Klitschko. I don't think I can say as much for guys like you, Sam SLoan, etc. (therefore, it doesn't really matter if there are acttractive female players around you, because I'm sure that they are asking themselves, "why are there *still* no hot guys playing chess?"). Those Klitschko boys sure are somethin' though. Amazing boxers as well. glass houses, O.K. I dunno, I've had some female friends of mine who I sent to the New York Masters website (www.newyorkmasters.com) dig some of the guys. Thanks for the link actually, very interesting. Out of 152 (yes I examined them all), I gotta say there were two Davids that struck me as quite nice (Pruess and Koenig), and Merijn Van Delft ain't bad either. The winner of "most cheerful countenance" goes to John Bick however. You? Look very serious and contemplative in the photo. Not a bad thing, just making an observation. Didn't think much of that Peter Avarena though...methinks he's about as attractive as his daddy. ;-) best regards, O.K. John Fernandez |
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In article , "skoonj"
wrote: "Oreo Knight" wrote in message m... "skoonj" wrote in message om... "LeModernCaveman" wrote in message ... Why I quit! There are no hot chicks posting to the chess NGs either (hint, hint) -T Amazing...you have discovered how to SEE people when you read their TEXT POSTINGS! You should patent that before someone beats you to the punch, darling. ;-) O.K. It was a joke. He said he doesn't play OTB anymore becuase there are no hot chicks. So I told him there are no hot chicks here to see if he'd quit posting. Get it? -T Yeah I get it, but it doesn't mean I can't go on dragging it out a bit does it? ;-) In case you had not noticed by now from the majority of my postings I like to run with scissors. O.K. |