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Old March 10th 04, 10:00 PM
Newsmail
 
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Default Randy Bauer is an overrated putz that I would beat in a match!

Clear Day
"Randy Bauer" wrote in message
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The black player here was Richard Bauer. While he lost, he's still lots
better than Jason, who can barely draw with 2100 players.

Barely draw with 2100 players? I just beat a 2109 CFC (about 2250 USCF)
player yesterday in our local March TNT tournament named Samuel Lipnowski
who has a FIDE rating of 2294. That is a higher FIDE rating than you would
ever get Bauer, even in your wildest dreams!


[Event "March TNT"]
[Site "Winnipeg "]
[Date "2004.03.09"]
[Round "2"]
[White "Jason Repa"]
[Black "Samuel Lipnowski"]
[Result "1-0"]
[PlyCount "93"]

1. f4! (The Bird's Opening is a favourite device of mine to annoy and
confuse die-hard Siclian players) c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. e3 g6 4. Bb5 Bg7 5. O-O
Nf6 6. Bxc6 dxc6 7. d3 O-O 8.
Nbd2 Bg4 9. h3 Bxf3 10. Qxf3 Qc7 11. a4 b6 12. Nc4 Nd7 13. Rb1 b5 14. Nd2
Rad8
15. f5 Ne5 16. Qg3 Qb6 17. axb5 cxb5 18. b3 Nc6 19. Bb2 Bxb2 20. Rxb2 Nb4
21.
Ne4 Nd5 22. Rf3 Nf6 23. Qe5 Nxe4 24. Qxe4 Rd7 25. Rb1 Qb7 26. Qg4 Rd6 27.
Rbf1
Qd7 28. Rf4 a5 29. e4 a4 30. bxa4 bxa4 31. e5 Rd4 32. fxg6 Qxg4 33. gxh7+
Kxh7
34. hxg4 Kg6 35. Rxd4 cxd4 36. Ra1 Ra8 37. Kf2 f6 38. exf6 Kxf6 39. Kf3 Ke5
40.
Re1+ Kd6 41. g5 e5 42. Ke4 Kc5 43. Ra1 Kb4 44. Kxe5 Kc3 45. Ra2 Ra5+ 46. Kf6
Ra6+ 47. Kg7 {1-0 Black resigns} *









"Linares__Lulls" wrote in message
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I want to talk about great chess. Like this wonderful game where the moron
Randy Bauer got spanked by a REAL chess player:


[Event "World op"]
[Site "Philadelphia"]
[Date "1998.??.??"]
[Round "9"]
[White "Ashley, Maurice"]
[Black "Bauer, Randy"]
[Result "1-0"]
[ECO "C02"]
[WhiteElo "2500"]
[PlyCount "87"]
[EventDate "1998.06.27"]
[Source "ChessBase"]
[SourceDate "1998.11.10"]

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. dxc5 Nc6 5. Bb5 e6 6. Nf3 Bxc5 7. O-O Nge7 8.
Bd3
Ng6 9. Re1 Qb6 10. Qe2 Bd7 11. c3 O-O 12. b4 Be7 13. a4 Rac8 14. a5 Qc7 15.
a6
b6 16. Na3 f6 17. Nb5 Qd8 18. exf6 Rxf6 19. Bg5 Nf4 20. Bxf4 Rxf4 21. Nfd4
Nxd4
22. Nxd4 Rxd4 (What a ****ing moron! Absolutely no compensation for the
exchange) 23. cxd4 Bxb4 24. Rec1 Bc3 25. Bxh7+ Kh8 26. Qh5 Bxd4 27. Rxc8
Qxc8 28. Rd1 Qc5 29. Bf5+ Kg8 30. Bxe6+ Bxe6 31. Qe8+ Kh7 32. Qh5+ Kg8 33.
Qe8+
Kh7 34. Qxe6 Bxf2+ 35. Kf1 Bd4 36. Qg4 Qc4+ 37. Qe2 Bc5 38. Qxc4 dxc4 39.
Rd7
b5 40. Rc7 Bd4 41. Rb7 c3 42. Ke2 c2 43. Kd2 b4 44. Kxc2 1-0

If the idiot had any class, he would have resigned on move 25 where it was
clear that he was dead lost. So the game was technically a miniature. Ashley
must have been happy to play Bauer......it was like getting a day of rest!

I heard that after the game, Maurice took Debbie to a hotel room and shoved
his big black dick into her all night long........made her feel like a WOMAN
for a change. Ironic thing is that both Bauers got ****ed that day. One on
the chessboard, and one off of it.











Well Randy, we all know how Debbie likes to get [PLONKED] by REAL men now
don't we. Randy got very upset with me because I spilled the beans about how
Debbie likes to sleep around. She is enrolled in numerous online dating
outfits in order to meet men, including "Hot or Not". I can't say I blame
the poor girl. After all, she is married to a pencil dick impotent **** like
Bauer.

Check it out for yourself:

http://www.hotornot.com/

login: debbie_barf
pass: debbie



ps, you forgot to put the "NATIONAL MASTER" by your name like you usually do
you punkass geek!





pps. Try to look at the bright side of Debbie's whoring.

1. Not only do you get free milk delivered to your door, but the milkman
leaves YOU a tip.
2. You get great service from the postman as he continues to get great
service from Debbie.
3. Whenever Debbie comes home, she always has plenty of change in her
pockets.





Please whatever you do, don't contact my dad Gordon Greaves at:

The Greave Household
391 Gertrude Ave, Ste 306
Winnipeg, MB R3L 0M5
(204) 453-1696

His father is Gordon Greaves (204)478-6028.


and complain. I would be in alot of trouble if you did. After all, I am very
little and bruise so easily.


Jason Repa
























--
I hold that it is bad as far as we are concerned if a person, a political
party, an army or a school is not attacked by the enemy, for in that case it
would definitely mean that we have sunk to the level of the enemy. It is
good if we are attacked by the enemy, since it proves that we have drawn a
clear line of demarcation between the enemy and ourselves. It is still
better if the enemy attacks us wildly and paints us as utterly black and
without a single virtue; it demonstrates that we have not only drawn a clear
line of demarcation between the enemy and ourselves but achieved a great
deal in our work.

Mao Tse-Tung




















I hold that it is bad as far as we are concerned if a person, a political
party, an army or a school is not attacked by the enemy, for in that case it
would definitely mean that we have sunk to the level of the enemy. It is
good if we are attacked by the enemy, since it proves that we have drawn a
clear line of demarcation between the enemy and ourselves. It is still
better if the enemy attacks us wildly and paints us as utterly black and
without a single virtue; it demonstrates that we have not only drawn a clear
line of demarcation between the enemy and ourselves but achieved a great
deal in our work.


Mao Tse-Tung


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Old March 10th 04, 10:16 PM
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"Newsmail" writes:

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"Randy Bauer" wrote in message
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The black player here was Richard Bauer. While he lost, he's still lots
better than Jason, who can barely draw with 2100 players.

Barely draw with 2100 players? I just beat a 2109 CFC (about 2250 USCF)


Samuel Lipnowski's USCF rating is 1152 based on 10 games. Of course,
it's a bit out of date.

LIPNOWSKI,SAMUEL;12727965;19980131;CN;1152/10;


Congratulations on a 1552 performance rating for that game, Newsmail.

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Kenneth Sloan
Computer and Information Sciences (205) 934-2213
University of Alabama at Birmingham FAX (205) 934-5473
Birmingham, AL 35294-1170
http://www.cis.uab.edu/info/faculty/sloan/
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"Kenneth Sloan" wrote in message
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"Newsmail" writes:

Clear Day
"Randy Bauer" wrote in message
news:[email protected]_s04...
The black player here was Richard Bauer. While he lost, he's still lots
better than Jason, who can barely draw with 2100 players.

Barely draw with 2100 players? I just beat a 2109 CFC (about 2250 USCF)


Samuel Lipnowski's USCF rating is 1152 based on 10 games. Of course,
it's a bit out of date.





Samuel Lipnowski is now a 2294 rated Fide master you inbred trailer park
moron. Look it up if you don't believe me. He probably played a uscf
tournament when he was 10 years old to get that uscf rating you quoted, if
indeed we are even talking about the same person.


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Old March 11th 04, 12:13 AM
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On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 22:00:17 GMT, "Newsmail"
wrote:

[White "Jason Repa"]
[Black "Samuel Lipnowski"]
[Result "1-0"]


1. f4! (The Bird's Opening is a favourite device of mine to annoy and
confuse die-hard Siclian players) c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. e3 g6 4. Bb5 Bg7 5. O-O
Nf6 6. Bxc6 dxc6 7. d3 O-O 8. Nbd2 Bg4 9. h3 Bxf3 10. Qxf3 Qc7
11. a4 b6 12. Nc4 Nd7 13. Rb1 b5 14. Nd2 Rad8
15. f5 Ne5 16. Qg3 Qb6 17. axb5 cxb5 18. b3 Nc6 19. Bb2 Bxb2 20. Rxb2 Nb4
21.Ne4 Nd5 22. Rf3 Nf6 23. Qe5 Nxe4 24. Qxe4 Rd7 25. Rb1 Qb7
26. Qg4 Rd6 27. Rbf1 Qd7 28. Rf4 a5 29. e4 a4 30. bxa4 bxa4 31. e5 Rd4
32. fxg6 Qxg4 33. gxh7+ Kxh7
34. hxg4 Kg6 35. Rxd4 cxd4 36. Ra1 Ra8 37. Kf2 f6 38. exf6 Kxf6 39. Kf3 Ke5
40 Re1+ Kd6 41. g5 e5 42. Ke4 Kc5 43. Ra1 Kb4 44. Kxe5 Kc3 45. Ra2 Ra5+
46. Kf6 Ra6+ 47. Kg7 {1-0 Black resigns} *


Surprising that a 2300 rated player would lose the ending after 36 ...
Ra8. What was the clock situation?

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Samuel Lipnowski is now a 2294 rated Fide master you inbred trailer park
moron.


Are you sure you want to run a charm school?


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Old March 11th 04, 09:57 AM
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"Mike Murray" wrote in message
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On Wed, 10 Mar 2004 22:00:17 GMT, "Newsmail"
wrote:

[White "Jason Repa"]
[Black "Samuel Lipnowski"]
[Result "1-0"]


1. f4! (The Bird's Opening is a favourite device of mine to annoy and
confuse die-hard Siclian players) c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. e3 g6 4. Bb5 Bg7 5.

O-O
Nf6 6. Bxc6 dxc6 7. d3 O-O 8. Nbd2 Bg4 9. h3 Bxf3 10. Qxf3 Qc7
11. a4 b6 12. Nc4 Nd7 13. Rb1 b5 14. Nd2 Rad8
15. f5 Ne5 16. Qg3 Qb6 17. axb5 cxb5 18. b3 Nc6 19. Bb2 Bxb2 20. Rxb2 Nb4
21.Ne4 Nd5 22. Rf3 Nf6 23. Qe5 Nxe4 24. Qxe4 Rd7 25. Rb1 Qb7
26. Qg4 Rd6 27. Rbf1 Qd7 28. Rf4 a5 29. e4 a4 30. bxa4 bxa4 31. e5 Rd4
32. fxg6 Qxg4 33. gxh7+ Kxh7
34. hxg4 Kg6 35. Rxd4 cxd4 36. Ra1 Ra8 37. Kf2 f6 38. exf6 Kxf6 39. Kf3

Ke5
40 Re1+ Kd6 41. g5 e5 42. Ke4 Kc5 43. Ra1 Kb4 44. Kxe5 Kc3 45. Ra2 Ra5+
46. Kf6 Ra6+ 47. Kg7 {1-0 Black resigns} *


Surprising that a 2300 rated player would lose the ending after 36 ...
Ra8. What was the clock situation?


to be fair, he played pretty quicky. So he wasn't in any time trouble, but
he didn't use as much time as me to calculate, etc.


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